How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hong Li's eyes turned red, and she strained her limbs backward...

"Wait! Spare me!"

Feeling the intense killing intent behind him, Hei Yang swallowed hard and pleaded, "Xiao Li, calm down. Only I know about this, only your dear husband knows. I will never tell anyone else!"

"Really?"

“It really can’t be truer!”

"Ahhh~~"

Hongli relaxed completely, lying on Heiyang's back, her face showing melancholy: "How could you know such a thing? I was so careful, I burned everything after reading it and never left anyone alive."

Even if I don't finish reading them sometimes, I'll find ways to hide them somewhere. Sometimes even I can't find where I put them, so how do you know?

"Uh……"

Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said speechlessly, "Guess why sometimes you can't find where you put it?"

Hongli: "..."

"Grass!"

Hongli punched Heiyang in the chest, complaining, "So it was you, you scoundrel, who stole them from me? I didn't even finish reading them!"

"I was just helping you take care of your tail, okay..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly made a funny face.

"Speaking of which, other children at that age have been educated about related knowledge by their parents to some extent, but you are self-taught."

Besides, to be honest, it was your book that led me astray!

But to be fair, the way you looked when you were blushing, holding your book, and sneaking around was really cute. You're such a cute girl!

Hahahaha, hahahahaha…

"Go to hell!"

"Kacha!"

"what……"

Hei Yang collapsed onto the bed and could not get up again.

"..."

"..."

It's fake, Black Sun has risen again.

"So you woke me up just to show off that you got a gold-quality item from only five boxes?"

"if not?"

Hong Li tilted her head back triumphantly: "Let's see if you dare say I'm unlucky again, you've really slapped your face, haven't you?"

"Tch, I suspect you cheated..."

Hei Yang scratched his head suspiciously, asking doubtfully, "Like, stealing my luck or something..."

"Nonsense!"

Hong Li snorted coldly, turned her head away angrily, a hint of guilt flashing in her eyes, and spoke with displeasure.

Is it so hard to acknowledge that others are excellent?

Do we really have to find all sorts of excuses to gain a sense of superiority by belittling ourselves?

"Hmph! You stinking Hei Yang, you have no manners, no morals, no conscience. Besides me, who else would want a three-no product like you!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then I guess I can only trust you, after all, you're my wife!"

"Hey! No more sarcastic remarks!"

The word "well" popped out of Hongli's head: "Give me the word 'believe' from the bottom of my heart and soul!"

"I'm sure you've used some kind of cheat code, like wallhacks, aimbots, or even directly modified the gift box data..."

"Have fun with you!"

Hongli retorted, "If you're so capable, then come and see what kind of lousy work you can come up with with your terrible luck!"

"Fine, let's open it then. There are still ten left, right..."

Hei Yang moved in front of the gift box: "Triple!"

Wow! A purple epic!

"Wow! Golden Legend!"

Wow! A purple epic!

Hongli: "???"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "I could do it too."

"Well, what's there to be so smug about!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "It's probably some broken coffin or something, just high-grade junk!"

"We'll see when we get there."

Item: Absolute Armor Penetration Sword

Quality: purple

Effect 1: Ignores the defenses of cultivators at or below the Nascent Soul stage.

Second, at the cost of a shattered longsword, he unleashed a strike that ignored the defenses of a Tribulation Transcending cultivator!

Durability: 66666/66666 (Recovering at 20/second)

Synopsis: Why not try slashing at a spear that can absolutely break through defenses?

Item: Absolute Armor Penetration Gun

Quality: purple

Effect 1: Ignores the defenses of cultivators at or below the Nascent Soul stage.

Second, at the cost of a shattered spear, he unleashed a strike that ignored the defenses of a cultivator in the Tribulation Transcending stage!

Durability: 66666/66666 (Recovering at 20/second)

Synopsis: Why not try poking the sword that can absolutely break through defenses?

Item: Small peach seedlings

Quality: gold

Effect: It flowers once every thirty years, bears fruit once every thirty years, produces thirty fruits, and each fruit extends one's lifespan by thirty years...

Synopsis: The oldest peach tree in all realms is said to still be alive. Perhaps it felt this world was too lonely, so it has accompanied the universe until now...

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!"

"stop!"

Hong Li slapped away Hei Yang's two exclamation marks and quotation marks, and said righteously, "Things shouldn't happen more than three times. Repeating the exclamation twice is enough to express how shocked we are!"

"It doesn't feel as good as this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but gasp in shock; this gold-quality item was terrifyingly powerful!

"Look."

Hei Yang pointed upwards, indicating, "Isn't this more useful than an exclamation mark?"

"Never mind all that, just be shocked!"

Hongli counted on her fingers: "One, two, three, thirty, sixty, nine hundred, um..."

Black Sun, do you know what this means?

Theoretically speaking, as long as we time it right, this peach tree can relentlessly drain the life points of our entire family of seven an infinite number of times!

In other words, with you, this peach tree, our concerns about its lifespan are no longer an issue!

"Ha, hu..."

Hongli took a deep breath, her little face flushed with excitement: "Sure enough, I told you there was no rush. There's always a way out. And just like that, the big problem was solved!"

"Hmm, don't get too excited..."

Hei Yang immediately poured cold water on the idea: "Do you know how to plant them? Do you know what kind of environment a peach tree needs to grow healthily? Do you know what nutrients a peach tree needs? Do you know what dangers a peach tree might encounter during its growth?"