How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

And have you even thought about who should be responsible for planting the trees between the two of us?!

"ah?!!"

Hongli's eyes widened: "What? What? The peach tree needs our care? We need to plant it?"

"What else? What do you think?"

"I thought……"

Hongli said incredulously, "Don't peach trees just pick up a shovel, find a suitable place to dig a hole, bury their feet in it to absorb nutrients, and occasionally pull themselves out to drink a few buckets of water when they're thirsty, then jump back in on their own? If they feel they're lacking nutrients, they'll find a way to get some fertilizer to supplement themselves, and when they're ripe and bear fruit, they'll happily bring baskets to our door and deliver them to us?"

Hei Yang: "???"

"No way, what the hell kind of weird creature is this?!"

"If the peach tree is so powerful, why can't it become a spirit?"

"Once they become sentient and have their own intelligence, why should we eat fruit?"

"Nonsense! We are your parents, shouldn't they be filial to you? Being unfilial is being a rebellious child!"

"Oh, so instead of taking care of their peach trees, you expect them to serve you tea and water?"

Hei Yang was shocked. What vampire... No, vampires hunt for themselves. You're just a parasite!

Hei Yang reached for the remaining gift box: "Hong Li, don't move here. I'll go get you a pink street lamp!"

"Climb, climb, crawl!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 270: Personally tested, fellow cultivators who are not at the Golden Core stage, please do not imitate this dangerous lifestyle, it will cause illness!

"Alright! Enough with the nonsense, bring me the little peach tree!"

Hongli stretched out her hand immediately: "Give it to me now!"

"What are you doing?"

"What else can I do?"

Hongli's eyes widened slightly: "Of course, we should start cultivating family bonds now!"

"Don't you realize that I'm an expert in raising children!"

Hong Li held up one finger as an example: "Isn't it all thanks to me that Xiao Huo has lived this long and grown into such a cute little girl?"

I'm not the naive newbie I used to be, okay?

My mom only has one daughter, and this is her first time being a mother. I've already been a mom of Xiao Huo before, and this is my second time being a mother.

My mom only did it once, but I've already done it twice. What does that mean?

"Does this mean your child restarts the game quickly and refreshes frequently?"

Hei Yang raised his hand in response.

"Bah bah bah!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and pointed confidently at herself.

"This proves that I have twice as much experience raising children as my mother. I'm more like a mother than my mother. I'm an elite mom!"

"An elite-level mom? You're more like an elite monster. Show me your health bar!"

Hongli: "???"

"Hey, Hei Yang! If you can't talk, shut up! Damn it!"

Hongli pointed at herself with a displeased expression.

"Someone like me would surely be a leader, the kind who drops the Dragon Slayer Sword or something!"

Calling me an elite weirdo? Who do you think you are?!

"No way, no way, can anyone really think the Dragon-Slaying Saber is some kind of divine weapon?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli paused, then retorted hesitantly, "At least the name sounds impressive, doesn't it?"

"Too……"

Hei Yang nodded, then suddenly remembered something, moved closer to Hong Li, brushed aside her hair to reveal her little ear, and whispered, "Do you remember the story of the Calabash Brothers that I told you before?"

"Uh, aha."

Hongli shrank her neck, feeling a little itchy from the warm breath on her ears, and a little nervous inside.

She answered softly, "I remember, what's wrong? Do the Calabash Brothers also drop the Dragon-Slaying Saber?"

"Climb, climb, climb! What kind of nonsense is this? I want to crack open your skull and see what's inside!"

"They're all filled with Black Sun!"

"Great answer! Here's a head pat for you!"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head with satisfaction, then continued in a low voice, "The snake spirit soaked Seventh Brother in black water before he was even born, and then gave him prenatal education to influence his will and stuff, right? So-called brainwashing should start from childhood..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hongli suddenly widened her eyes, realizing what she meant: "Oh, you mean I should imitate the Snake Demon and use underhanded tricks to brainwash the Calabash Brothers... ugh, the Peach Tree?"

"Clever! I am your husband, the Scorpion Demon, cough cough..."

Hei Yang coughed twice, then clenched his fist, a fierce expression on his face: "This mere Calabash Brother, let's see how it escapes our grasp!"

"Pah, pah, pah! If you want to be the villain, go be the villain yourself. In the end, you'll still get killed by that gourd, won't you?"

Hong Li snorted lightly, revealing a disdainful expression.

"This kind of brainwashing that forcibly alters one's will usually only requires the main characters to shout a few words like 'Wake up!' or 'Don't you remember us?' and they will irrationally wipe out all your plans, causing them to fall apart every time. It's completely useless."

Only when you treat others with sincerity will they truly be willing to reciprocate. Only genuine feelings can mold someone into your own shape, just like what you did for Xiao Hongli when she was little…”

"Hey, hey, hey, how many times have I told you? At first, I really only saw you as a little sister..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "I think you won't be satisfied until you send me to jail, will you?"

"Just giving an example."

"This example is completely inappropriate!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Hongli snorted softly: "In the end, it still comes down to this: as long as I treat the little peach tree with warm maternal love, it will naturally come to take care of us during festivals. My idea is correct!"

"I know you're right."

Hei Yang said quietly, "I simply don't quite believe in your strength."

Hongli: "???"

"No, you fucking..."

Hongli, enraged and embarrassed, said, "Go check on Xiao Huo, she..."

"That's because the little fire was strong, that's why it survived."

"If Little Fire can do it, why can't Little Peach do it?"

"Oh, if I can't feed them, it must be the other person's problem; if I can feed them, it's my own achievement, right?"

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li pouted and turned her head away with a displeased expression.

"You're spouting nonsense; I can't be bothered to argue with you."

"If you can't win an argument, you can't win. Making excuses is just tsk tsk..."

"Who, who made excuses!"

Hongli glared at Heiyang and reached out to touch two treasure chests.

"I just suddenly remembered that there are still eight treasure chests to open, so I couldn't be bothered to keep arguing with you."

"An awkward change of topic."

"Black Sun, shut up!"

"Why shouldn't it be shut down? It shouldn't be shut down!"

"Because I'm your wife!"

"Okay, my dear wife."

"Humph."

Hong Li snorted softly, looked at the two treasure chests in her hand, and added, "I'll open two more, and the remaining five are yours, is that alright?"

"Your will, madam!"

"Humph."

Hong Li revealed a satisfied expression: "Watch me, a double!"