How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Item: Obedience Potion

Quality: blue

Effect: A one-time consumable item. Once the target drinks it, they will obey all your commands for one day.

Scope: Golden Core stage and below

Introduction: Tsk tsk...

Item: Cute Chocolate

Quality: blue

Effect: A one-time consumable item. Once the target consumes it, they will obey all your commands for one day.

Scope: Golden Core Realm and below

Introduction: Tsk tsk...

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "Brother Heiyang, are you thirsty? Here's some water for you!"

Hei Yang: "Hei Yang isn't thirsty. In fact, he just drank a lot of medicinal wine and milk..."

Hongli: "Hey, Heiyang, are you hungry? Here's some chocolate for you. You mentioned before that you haven't had any for over ten years!"

Hei Yang: "Uh, Hei Yang isn't hungry either. Hei Yang is a dog, and dogs can't eat chocolate."

Hongli: "???"

"Brother, it can't be that bad..."

Hong Li's lips twitched: "You don't have to berate yourself like that, it hurts me."

"So you'd rather bear this pain all by yourself, right?"

Hei Yang said in a strange, sarcastic tone.

"Indeed, only I can curse you like that."

Hongli was not ashamed at all, but rather proud, and proudly puffed out her chest, saying, "It's an insult when others curse you, and I will stand up for you."

When I insult you, that's called flirting, understand? This is my exclusive privilege, Hong Li!

"Then let me beat you up a couple of times? You know I don't usually hit people."

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "This is also your exclusive privilege."

"Oh, well, then let's not go..."

Hong Li's lips twitched, and she said with an awkward laugh, "If I get hit, you'll feel sorry for me!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang snorted, glanced at Hong Li, and said, "Really, I think you should try that chocolate and see what it tastes like."

After all, I've found that while our world has cocoa beans and milk, it doesn't really have any proper, decent chocolate.

"Hmm, maybe some countries to the east have it, but you've definitely never tried it. Give it a try, it's something you don't usually get to eat!"

After a pause, Hei Yang added sincerely, "Don't worry, I just want you to have a taste. I definitely won't do anything to you, and I certainly won't order you to do anything that would make me happy!"

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head: "Really?"

"fake."

Hei Yang said seriously, "Although I really want to do what I said to show off my charm and impress you."

But you know, when a completely obedient Hong Li is placed in front of me, I absolutely cannot control myself from doing some pleasurable things!

The more she struggled, the more excited I became; the more excited I became, the more terrified she became; and the more terrified she became, the more she struggled…

"Oh, I knew it."

Hong Li pouted, revealing a longing expression: "Just imagine, when a black sun, with an expression of resentment and disgust, is ordered to do something it doesn't want to do."

He might feel humiliated and ashamed, but his body would still perform its duties dutifully...

At the same time, his eyes remained defiant as he stared at me fiercely, threatening me, "Just wait, I will repay this humiliation in an even more severe way!"

Wow, just thinking about it makes Li incredibly excited!

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance.

"Hehehe..." *2

"Cough cough, hehe my foot!"

Hei Yang tapped Hong Li's head with his finger, saying with an upright expression, "Don't make that weird laugh, okay? It'll make people think I'm a pervert like you!"

"Ow!"

Hongli covered her head and retorted through gritted teeth, "It's clearly you who's lowering our family's moral standards, yet you're here trying to play the victim!"

"What do you know? I was just pretending to play along so you wouldn't feel too embarrassed!"

"What a coincidence, we're in the same boat."

"Huh? It's installed?"

Hei Yang stared wide-eyed as he shoved the Obedience Potion into Hong Li's hand, looking displeased.

"Come on, force-feed me this, I want to see if you really have the integrity you claim to have?"

"Hmph, even if I have to endure a day of inhuman torture, I will expose the true nature of your filthy soul!"

"Ha, so you're using this as a pretext to back down? You think you can control me like this?"

Hong Li was never weaker than Yang. She saw through Hei Yang's conspiracy, but so what? Did she want to be ridiculed for being less courageous than him?

Do not make jokes!

Hongli snorted coldly, handed the chocolate to Heiyang, and opened her mouth.

[Hongli: Come on, I'll just open my mouth like this and feed me. I want to see if you really can't do anything!]

"Ha, I'll play along to the end!"

Hei Yang snorted coldly and opened his mouth as well.

Hongli brought the potion to Heiyang's lips, and Heiyang brought the chocolate to Hongli's lips, slowly moving forward.

Ha, they've taken the bait!

Hei Yang and Hong Li smiled smugly to themselves.

Everything is under control, just as expected.

But the other party would never have imagined that all you had to do was suddenly stuff the potion/chocolate into their mouth and then order them to stop, and you could end the game!

Then... hehehe... slurp... cough cough...

No, we can't be careless.

If it's Black Sun/Red Glass, it definitely won't be so easy to deal with...

It requires a single, fatal blow—swift, accurate, and ruthless!

A cold glint flashed in Hei Yang Hong Li's eyes, and she suddenly exerted force with her arm!

"Ha! You bastard! You've fallen for it... Ugh, ouch..."

Hei Yang Hong Li stared wide-eyed at the hand covering her mouth. Had she/he actually thought of using instant kill to feed her?!

That's right, as long as you can silence the other party, you'll be invincible from the start.

Even if you accidentally get fed by mistake, you can still give the killer command like "You are not allowed to order me around for the next day" while covering the other person's mouth!

"Uh, uh..."

Hei Yang Hongli's eyes widened, her face filled with disbelief. Could the other party have even thought of this step...?

Damn it, no wonder he's been cultivated with his wisdom for so many years!

[Kuroyo/Kurenai: Ha! You'd never guess you could issue commands here!]

[Black Sun/Red Glass: I command you! Eat it properly!]

[Black Sun/Red Glass: ...]

[Black Sun: A despicable person.]

[Hong Li: Shameless scoundrel.]

[Black Sun: Uh, it still tastes like watermelon...]

[Hongli: Hmm, it feels both bitter and sweet, but the taste is very unique...]

[Hei Yang: Yeah, it's too pungent. Why don't you let go a little?]

[Hongli: Uh, I'm choking a little too, could you loosen your grip a bit?]