How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang seriously discussed, "Let's put the money aside for now. You need to tell us what to eat, how much to eat, and where to send it. There are no cell phones here."

"A communication spirit stone? Just put it there, why would I be afraid it will get lost?"

Hongli gave a soft hum.

"I'll give them a heads-up beforehand. I want to see who tries to sabotage me!"

"Even Elder Huo said it was outrageous. Is he researching this so we can order takeout?"

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "To put it bluntly, that communication spirit stone could buy that restaurant and still have some left over."

"If you can't make it, isn't it meant to be used by others?"

Hongli retorted, "There's also a teleportation array that we don't know if it's been set up yet. Maybe we can just send the takeout over?"

"I think it's unlikely; that would be a waste of resources."

Hei Yang shook his head in denial.

"Just have them leave the lazy dog ​​sculpture outside the door to let us know when to pick it up."

Wouldn't you be terrified if you set up a teleportation array that would send you directly to our house?

"What if some big bad guy suddenly sends a bomb? We'll end up with a mouthful of dust before we even get to eat."

"Right……"

Hongli realized that safety was a much higher priority than eating; otherwise, why would they have made their home like a fortified city?

You should know that the Five Elements Sect's mountain-protecting formation is only slightly stronger than this one. It's not the Finger Universe; it's really just slightly stronger.

"But this is a necessary trade-off."

Hei Yang chuckled, "That way, no one but the two of us can open our door!"

"Makes sense!"

Hong Li nodded affirmatively.

"About that..."

"Squeak~"

Hongli: "?"

Hei Yang: "?"

"That sounded like a door opening, didn't it?"

"Be confident and remove the look."

Hei Yang and Hong Li's eyes sharpened instantly, locking onto the direction from which the sound came. With their supernatural powers enhanced, they saw the living room door being pushed open, and a sloth slowly walking towards the courtyard gate.

"is her?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow, then immediately looked down at the otter and blurted out, "Heh, Hei Yang, you were right after all. That girl has finally shown her true colors; she's a little villain!"

Indeed, strong fortresses are often breached from within. I think our courtyard's spiritual energy identification system needs an upgrade!

"You're something else, Xiao Li. You've got two black hats on one hand. I don't remember ever saying anything bad about anyone."

Black Sun stared at the sloth walking slowly with dead fish eyes.

"Besides, maybe she just went out for a walk in the middle of the night or something, and you're talking badly about her. Look, she even closed the door behind her. What terrible moral character!"

"Is it possible that it's not that her moral character is too high, but that ours is too low...?"

"Absolutely impossible! Everyone knows Hei Yang is a good kid! At least in front of people I don't know well, I play the role of a good kid!"

"What do you think would happen if she used that trick again in our Five Colors City?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang and Hong Li both raised their heads, imagining that scene.

Lan Yuying: Ah, Xiaoyang and Xiaoli, you're up so early! Ugh, Mom's sleeping a little longer...

Hong Xiaochen: Zzzzzzzzz

Qing Yiyi: Huh? Wedding preparations? Never mind, let's just do something random and get by.

Hmm, maybe you should just stop doing this, since you two are already together anyway.

Black Glow: Zzzzzzzzz

"Damn!" *2

Hei Yang Hongli jumped up instantly, grabbed the clothes and put them on.

"No to that kind of thing! Stop that guy!"

"Hongli, are you out of your mind? You put your shoes on before your socks, why are you putting your socks on top of your shoes?"

"Hei Yang, you're the one who's sick! You're trying to hunch over my skirt, why don't you try it on for me?"

"Little salted fish sculpture, lock the door first!"

"Oh, okay!"

"..."

Lazy and leisurely, I walked until I was almost at the gate, then couldn't help but yawn and collapsed to the ground.

After about ten seconds, he got up again, walked to the gate, put his head against the gate, and rested for another ten seconds.

Seemingly finding the door locked, the sloth lightly leaped to the wall, about to go out, when suddenly a red light struck her, sending her flying far away with a "bang".

Hei Yang hopped out on one leg, hurriedly put on his shoes, looked at the silly Hong Li beside him, a frown popped out on his forehead, and he ripped the pillowcase off her head.

"Wow! What a powerful blinding technique!"

Hongli's vision suddenly opened up, and she turned to look at Heiyang beside her, letting out a long sigh of relief.

"Luckily, Black Sun was here, otherwise I would have fallen into that guy's trap!"

"You're the one who stuck the pillowcase up there, don't try to pin everything on other people!"

"Stop talking nonsense, where is she? Where did she go?"

"He was blasted away by the magic circle in the courtyard..."

"Oh, I see. Crisis averted. Let's go back to sleep!"

"****"

"You curse again!"

Two streaks of light shot into the sky, heading towards the direction where the sloth had been knocked away.

"..."

Lazy slowly pulled its head out of the ground, glanced in the direction of Five-Colored City, nodded slightly, and lay back down.

Lazily opened her eyes, opening them fully for the first time. Her pale yellow eyes seemed to hold only indifference.

She looked up at the moon; the moon was still quite round on the eighteenth day of the lunar month.

"Crack!"

As if the sound of tearing cloth rang out, dark spatial cracks appeared around Laziness, which, under the starlight, presented a different kind of beauty.

"Tear"

Laziness paid no heed, letting the spatial rifts tear at her body. As a Nascent Soul cultivator, she found it difficult to tear them apart all at once; the dense cracks were like tiny knives, creating wounds that caused blood to flow...

Laziness knew that if things continued like this, she would surely die, but at this moment she was more concerned about the stars and the moon in the sky. She would take a couple more glances and then close her eyes to sleep.

Lazily thinking, the stars and moon are indeed beautiful, but keeping your eyes open for too long will get tiring...

"Where have you gone?"

"there."

"Oh ho, I saw it!"

The sloth gently turned its head, its cheek pressed against the soil, its eyes moved upward, its pupils flickered, a smile appeared on its face, and then it closed its eyes.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 287 Our tragedy is living in desire without hope—Dante

"exile!"

The spatial ripples smoothed out the beautiful yet deadly spatial cracks, allowing them to return to their original place.

"Nirvana!"

A flickering flame appeared, scorching the spiritual energy and transforming it into a purer life force, allowing the wounds to slowly heal from the spatial rifts.

Two dark shadows stretched out behind them. The flames were withdrawn and extinguished in their palms. The shadows were instantly pulled back to their original form, and two pairs of lifeless, dull eyes stared silently at the sloth lying on the ground.

"..."

The two gazes were calm, but the sloth felt uncomfortably burned by their stares. Somewhat timidly, she turned over, leaving her back to Hei Yang Hong Li.

"..."