How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"..."

A night breeze blew from the mountain stream, ruffling the two men's black hair. Suddenly, a colorful venomous snake sprang out from the dense grass and shot towards them.

However, just as it was about to get close, the venomous snake sensed something was wrong. Its seven-inch spot twitched violently, and its body suddenly tightened, as if a rubber band had been stretched and then snapped back hard. It forcibly changed its center of gravity and fell to the ground with a "thud".

Ignoring any further attacks, it turned and fled desperately into the depths of the forest, but before it had gone far, its body stiffened and it fell silent.

The surroundings were eerily quiet, as if even the smallest insects had been threatened into silence.

"Exile what..."

The sloth finally broke the silence, its voice deep and muffled.

"I am the one who should be exiled."

"You stole a little laziness."

Hei Yang yawned and said quietly, "No wonder I couldn't sleep tonight. You think I'd be wide awake? You're kidding!"

"Laziness came on its own; I didn't steal it..."

The sloth weakly defended itself, saying, "It'll only keep it energetic for a day or two, then it'll go back to normal."

"You stayed up late and wandered around, causing the magic array in the courtyard to be activated and consuming energy, resulting in losses to the Yang Li family's property."

Hongli said with a displeased look, "What's even more outrageous is that we had to stay up in the middle of the night to chase after you. What's that saying again? Uh, Black Sun told it!"

"Staying up late is a woman's worst enemy."

Hei Yang prompted in a low voice.

"Oh yes!"

Hongli nodded in agreement and gave a soft hum.

"Heinous crime!"

"First of all, I was the one who was attacked. You can't stab someone with a knife and then expect them to wipe away the blood for you. That's inhumane and unethical..."

The sloth muttered under its breath, "I didn't tell you to chase after me."

"Don't try to change the subject. The most direct reason is that you sneak out of the house in the middle of the night!"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a few seconds, then said weakly, "If I said I was sleepwalking, you would believe me, right..."

"..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance and nodded.

We believe it!

So, after sleepwalking, I went back to sleep.

"..."

"I have to go."

The sloth said softly, "This world is rejecting me more and more. Staying in your house will only cause you trouble."

"Huh? You must be kidding!"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and said, "Aren't you underestimating our defense system? I was thinking I could keep you hidden for a few more days to think of a solution, so things wouldn't have come to light so quickly, would they?"

"Because I've become stronger, I'm eroding this world even more."

The sloth glanced at Black Sun and added, "After I smelled the incense you lit, my subconscious couldn't help but start to comprehend the Dao."

Hmm, I've never even thought about cultivation; my power is all racial talent... Wait, do I even have power?

In short, I don't even know what the Tao is, but my rusty brain just can't help but start working.

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, hey, what are you looking at me for!"

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li and snorted, "You're the one who told me to go out and light incense!"

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang, looked at the sloth, and said speechlessly, "The world rejects you, so you're leaving."

"They're just leaving the realm of space travel, you're saying goodbye to the world, right? Are you trying to be special?"

"They came into this world of their own volition, knowing where to enter and where to leave, and also knowing how to hide themselves."

The sloth sighed, “But I’m different, I’m different. I just drifted along and came here in a daze, just like my life in a daze.”

So you want to die?

"Why can't I just die?"

"Because you don't want to die."

"Nonsense, I want to die and end it all!"

"reason?"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a moment, then rolled over and buried its face in the soil, its voice becoming even more muffled.

"Because I'm lazy."

"Nonsense, far-fetched!"

Hei Yang snorted softly, reached out and grabbed the sloth by the scruff of her neck, pulling her mouth and nose out of the mud. Hong Li's pupils constricted slightly, and she subconsciously shrank her neck, a little scared.

"Laziness won't kill you. Laziness is the nature of intelligent beings, not a reason for you to destroy yourself."

Don't always blame laziness; that's someone else's definition. It's awful! Thinking about how to be lazy every day is tiring too!

"so……"

Laziness paused for a moment: "Then give up thinking."

"How could an intelligent being possibly stop thinking before it dies!"

Hei Yang lifted her up in front of him and pried open her left eye with one hand, while Hong Li thoughtfully stood on tiptoe to help her boyfriend pry open her right eye.

"listen!"

Black Sun looked directly into the sloth's eyes and said earnestly, "You've remembered a lot of things, whether you like it or not, your instincts have taught you to remember."

You have great talent, and even if you don't care much, your race wants you to grow!

You were born with more than just laziness; you were born with many other emotions as well. Otherwise, you would never have actively pursued death, because life and death are meaningless to pure laziness.

You know good and bad, kindness and evil. When you wish others happiness, it proves that you also yearn for happiness, for a happy...life.

"Hei Yang is right!"

Hongli said the same thing to me.

"you……"

The sloth stared blankly at the two of them, remained silent for a few seconds, then gently closed its eyes... and covered its ears.

"I won't listen, I won't listen, you're just spouting nonsense! Ah, I won't listen! I won't listen! I won't listen..."

Black Sun: (`┅)

Hongli: (`│Cheng)

Hei Yang released his grip, using his spiritual power to lift the sloth into the air. He and Hong Li took a few steps back, watching the sloth shaking its head, and crossed their arms to loosen their joints.

"...I won't listen, I won't listen, no..."

The sloth stopped abruptly because the two people in front of her had already started pressing each other's legs down.

"What, what do you want to do!"

"I don't want to do anything."

Hongli flexed her elbows and let out a soft hum.

"I want to beat you up. Anyway, you're not even afraid of death. Beating you up so we can vent our anger is a final contribution to the world."

Sloth: "???"

Feel the pain! Experience the pain! Accept the pain!

Black Sun's voice was deep as he gradually rose into the sky, looking down at the sloth with an indifferent expression.

"When you try to find the meaning of death, all you will find is pain!"

Those who don't know suffering can't understand happiness!

"wait wait wait!"

The sloth looked terrified.

"What are you saying! Why did you fly up into the sky! Why is there music playing in my ears!"

"Without further ado!"