How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Yin Zisheng casually took out a handkerchief and covered Huo Le's mouth.

"Um, Zisheng, this can't be used repeatedly, the dosage will be too high!"

"Um?!!"

"What will happen after that? Will this death-like state last even longer?"

"No, I will really die."

"........."

"Quickly! Jinxiu! Carry your senior brother and go to the medical hall to have those water department disciples have their stomachs pumped! Hurry!"

"!!!"

.........

"Ah, another beautiful day."

On the roof of Yang Li's house, two deck chairs were set up. Hei Yang and Hong Li were covered with the same small blanket, wearing sunglasses, and gazing at the blue sky.

"Heiyang, Heiyang, look! Over there on the street, it's Mom!"

"Hmm? Where? Where?"

"You idiot, look over there!"

"What are they going to do there?"

"Look at that little restaurant not far away, see those two people in the corner..."

"Good grief, they've moved to another place to hide and drink again, haven't they?"

"Damn, Mom's in!"

"Let's watch the show!" *2

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 315 No matter what the competition, in everyone's eyes, the strongest are those who haven't participated.

Under the expectant gaze of Hei Yang and Hong Li, and the terrified expressions of Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen, the two bosses arrived hand in hand, their eyes glowing red as they looked at the two.

The once bustling street suddenly became quiet, as if the whole world had shrunk to just the two of them, just like the two women!

"Hiss! The aggro has been locked on!"

Hongli took a big gulp of milk, her eyes wide open.

"Wow! What do you mean by a sense of oppression?!"

Hei Yang leaned closer to Hong Li, wrapped himself tightly in the blanket and shivered slightly (correct).

"How many rounds do you think Dad and the others can last?"

"I feel like I'll be killed before I can even finish watching the cutscenes."

"Yeah, that's true..."

"This is how plot-driven deaths happen!"

"Big brother! Run!"

Hei Muguang slammed his hand on the table, left the money for the drinks, and jumped out the window and ran away.

"Brother! Let's go together!"

Hong Xiaochen followed suit, using her legs to push herself out through the back door.

"what?"

The hotel owner, looking bewildered, scratched his head as he came out from behind the counter. Looking at the bill on the table, he asked in confusion, "This...isn't that too much?"

"what?"

Qing Yiyi turned to look at the hotel owner, raising an eyebrow and saying, "New here? Don't you know the rules?"

“Ah…yes…”

The hotel owner's expression froze: "What, what rules?"

"Don't say anything, listen to me."

Lan Yuying turned to look at the shop owner with a mysterious expression, took out two Qiankun Jade, the most valuable currency in the Qiankun Kingdom, and placed them on the table in front of the shop owner's wide-eyed eyes.

"Here, take these. Next time they come to buy wine, don't sell them to them."

Also, just so you know, you don't need to worry about the rest, but you're not allowed to lie or fabricate anything, okay?

"This……"

The shop owner exclaimed in astonishment, "You two want to buy the shop? What kind of grudge do you have...?"

"Just ask if it's okay?"

"Of course, of course!"

"Thank you for your cooperation."

Lan Yuying and Qing Yiyi exchanged a glance and nodded: "Go after them!"

The shop owner blinked, coughed twice, quietly put away the two Qiankun Jade stones, and beckoned for the waiter to come over.

"Do you recognize the two gentlemen who were just sitting here?"

"Ha, who doesn't recognize him?"

The local waiter chuckled: "The second master of the Hei family and the second master of the Hong family, huh!"

"No wonder……"

The shop owner suddenly realized what was happening and waved his hand.

"Go, find an artist to paint portraits of those two gentlemen. I can't sleep at night, so I'll look at them and memorize their appearance."

"No need to draw, boss. Go to Manager Wang's place at the tavern next door. He has plenty more!"

"hiss……"

.........

"Oh no, oh no..."

As Hong Xiaochen ran, he sighed, "Now, the new base we finally discovered has also fallen."

I hope that boss is a truly upright and honest gentleman, who won't bow down for money..."

"Hehe, and then the next time we go there, we'll find that the tavern has become our family's legitimate property."

Hei Muguang couldn't help but complain out loud.

"Wow, you still say that? Didn't you say you'd scouted the place?"

Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened: "How did we still get discovered!"

"Nonsense, I've scouted this spot so many times, how could I not be discovered? It's unreasonable."

"..."

Hong Xiaochen's expression froze: "Speaking of which, shouldn't we have a few drinks while we're scouting the place?"

"Big brother is so smart!"

"Who taught you to talk like that? You sound just like those two unlucky kids..."

"It's normal for family members to be influenced by each other subtly."

"makes sense……"

…………

"Hey? I think I heard the dads talking about us in a roundabout way?"

Hongli scratched her head, turned to look at Heiyang who was very close by, and asked curiously, "Did you hear that? I didn't hear wrong, did I?"

"Ah, I didn't hear you very clearly."

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes and casually said, "He's probably saying something like, 'Those two unlucky kids must have leaked the secret. I'm going to beat them to death when we get back,' or something like that."

"Pah, pah, pah, stop making fun of me."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "I know very well that from childhood to adulthood, only your mother has been chasing after you all the time, while your father has never hit you even once, okay?"

"Actually, it happened once."

"what?"

"I slapped your butt, and then I regretted it."

Hei Yang said quietly, "We still sometimes bring it up when we eat together, and my dad looks guilty and says he was too impulsive when he was young..."

"Tsk tsk, if only my dad's temper could be a better match for my mom's."

"And then get beaten by a mixed doubles team?"

"Oh, never mind."