How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Li: "What about you?"

"Haha, I've never been hit!"

"nonsense."

"what?"

“I’ve been beating you since you were a kid.”

"Human language?"

The arrival of spring adds more vitality to Five Colors City. There are new arrivals, old departures, and some things that will always be there.

Some couples are strange together; they bicker every day and seem to enjoy it, giving each other the cold shoulder or rolling their eyes, as if life would be incomplete without it.

Some couples find it simple to be together: accompanying each other in doing things they love, doing things that everyone enjoys, and finally letting their laughter soar through the clouds.

.........

The clouds grew thicker and thicker, and the dark sky could change in an instant. Spring rain isn't always welcome, but whether you like it or not, it falls to tell you that spring has arrived.

At the same time, it also helped two quick-thinking individuals out of a predicament.

When Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying caught up fiercely, the two mature middle-aged men leaned against the entrance of the umbrella shop, striking a pose.

The two men, each holding an umbrella, looked at the two stunned women with concern, pointed to the dark sky, and smiled gently. They then walked over to their wives and embraced them, their faces flushed.

Raindrops pattered on the umbrella, and also stirred feelings within my heart.

The two women wanted to walk a little longer in the rain so they could enjoy their husbands' tender embrace for a longer time.

The two men also wanted to walk a little longer in the rain, since the wind was strong and would quickly dispel the smell of alcohol, lest the women find out when they got home...

"Oh~~"

Hong Li looked up as raindrops hit the barrier, leaving blurry streaks of water, like a bucket of water being poured onto the bottom of an upside-down bowl.

"The picture is blurry after it rained."

Hongli shook her head with her eyes closed: "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see anything."

"Tsk."

Hei Yang chuckled. It would be strange if the rain could block their view, but those were his parents, who were enjoying a romantic moment in the rain.

Yeah, I don't dare to look, I don't dare to look!

"Hey, it's okay."

Amidst Hong Li's gasp, Hei Yang picked her up and pulled her from her recliner into his arms.

"Nobody can see us either, and it looks like the rain is going to get heavier."

"..."

Hongli's face turned as red as a peach.

"Hmm, I can't see it, Little Fire can't see it."

Xiao Huo read his book expressionlessly, looking very serious: "The strange noises in the house are all fake; they don't exist."

Ugh, Little Fire hates rainy days the most! Its feathers are going to get all wet! So annoying! (o｀з'*)”

.........

"Welcome back to the cultivation world's once-in-a-lifetime tournament!"

Two handsome and elegant young disciples floated in the sky with the help of flying spirit beasts. Their voices were loud enough for all the cultivators present to hear.

"After many rounds of arduous and fierce competition, we have finally arrived at the final four-way battle!"

Today, after three matches, we will decide the final champion!

"That's right, the semi-finals and the final were originally supposed to be on two separate days, but all the big shots agreed that kids fighting doesn't need that much time..."

"Haha, my junior brother is really humorous. The big shots are saying that this is a better way to test the disciples' ability to react on the spot."

Because when it comes to real fighting, the enemy won't give you a chance to rest!

Recovery ability and speed are also among the criteria for evaluating a disciple's competence!

"Haha, yes, my partner is absolutely right, I think so too!"

The male host wiped the sweat from his forehead guiltily, silently recited "The Self-Cultivation of a Host" and "Human Relationships" a few more times in his mind, coughed twice, and then announced.

"Alright, now we can see that after several rounds of competition, the contestants who are still standing on the stage are exactly two men and two women, and coincidentally, two are disciples of the Five Elements Sect and two are disciples of the Boundless Sword Sect."

"Yes, it seems that playing at home gives the two holy sites a huge advantage!"

The female host picked up the conversation, smiling as she said, "Of course, we also know that many outstanding disciples from the other two holy lands are still guarding their sects in the East and have not all come over."

Otherwise, it would probably have been another fierce battle, and the outcome would have been very different.

"Yes, as for the young talents and prodigies of the other major sects, they are all the hope for the future of our cultivation world, and the dawn of the future!"

"Quick, quack, quack!"

Applause erupted here.

"Very well, now let me introduce everyone on the field!"

The male host landed with a smile: "First of all, I'd like to introduce this year's dark horse, Junior Sister Xingyun. She just started last year, but this year she has emerged out of nowhere in the competition and defeated a host of strong opponents."

"Truly worthy of being a top disciple of the Five Elements Sacred Land, and indeed, the pride of the Five Fruits Clan!"

"Ha, Dad, are you here?"

Xingyun stood on tiptoe and peered around: "You said if I made it into the top four, I would definitely make time to watch!"

I sent Gaga to meet you at the city gate, so please don't mistake me for someone else!

"Oh? It seems that Junior Sister Xingyun's family members have also come to our scene."

The female host smiled and said, "Is this junior sister's father here? Please stand up and cheer for your daughter... um?"

Before the female host could finish speaking, she suddenly paused, noticing that her junior sister Xingyun was glaring at her. Was there something wrong with what she said?

"Oh? We can see that an elderly father in the audience has stood up."

The male host continued to cooperate, casting his gaze at the man in the audience who was holding a small flamingo. The man stood up, waved to Xingyun, smiled slightly, and sat down again, causing the entire audience to erupt in cheers.

On stage, Xingyun forced a smile, but her expression was not good.

"Gah, they didn't even ask Grandpa's opinion..."

Gaga pursed his lips, then silently lowered his head. He noticed that one of his grandfather's trouser legs was empty.

"Ha, it was Xiaoyun who called him Grandpa first."

The man smiled kindly and stroked Gaga's head: "Gaga will understand when he has children of his own. When children need encouragement, their fathers should be there for them."

"Well……"

"Hmm, let's look at the next one..."

The female host sensed that something was off about the atmosphere on stage, so she quickly walked over to Hei Xiaolong and introduced him again: "This junior brother Hei Xiaolong is quite something. He was a little genius who became famous a few years ago. He was predicted by the cultivation world to be the youngest Foundation Establishment stage cultivator of the next generation, and now it has indeed come true."

"Ha, thank you sect, thank you master, thank you elders, thank you country..."

Hei Xiaolong shyly scratched his head; the bump from yesterday's beating by his master still hurt a bit, so he'd better behave himself today.

That's impossible!

"Of course, I am most grateful to my brother Heiyang!"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "Please allow me to take up a little of your time to introduce my brother and idol, Brother Hei Yang!"

Heiyang is my older brother's name. The reason I added "brother" is not only because I am actually the younger brother, but also because my admiration for him cannot be simply described in two words, so I had to add an extra word.

Well, this person just said that I am the youngest Foundation Establishment stage cultivator among the younger generation, so I shamelessly accepted it.

But if we're talking about the youngest Golden Core cultivator, we definitely have to mention my brother. Uh, there's someone three days younger than him... well, I won't mention that person's name here. Let's get back to Brother Heiyang!

Hei Xiaolong gripped the amplifying spirit stone tightly and said with great expression, "Yes, I want everyone to know about his honor and greatness, his character and qualities, his pursuits and ideals, his vision and abilities..."

That's right, I have a wish: many years from now, it doesn't matter if you remember Hei Xiaolong, but you must remember Hei Yang... and at least two more brothers after him!

Because when that era comes, he will surely become even greater, and then three words alone will not be enough to express it...

Uh, what are you doing? I haven't finished speaking... Uh, hey, help! Uh, everyone look...

Look, everyone... this is my master. Ugh, I get tortured like this every day...

Ugh, help... glug glug..."

Suddenly, a vortex appeared on the stage and swallowed the struggling Hei Xiaolong.

The host winked and smiled at the audience. Everyone secretly glanced at a serious-looking Nascent Soul stage expert surnamed Shui in the audience, and they smiled back, pretending to have forgotten him.

Was anyone there just now?

Was there a guy named Hei Xiaolong on stage just now?

I don't remember at all!

How could anyone fabricate such a person? Isn't it common knowledge that there are only three people in the final four? Hahahaha!

"Ahem, well, next up is a disciple of the Boundless Sword Sect..."