How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Zhao Zhuji said speechlessly, "The sect has already been kind enough by letting us recuperate here. We should go back as soon as we're healed."

"The injury...is healed?"

Hong Butian blinked, turned to look at Zhao Zhuji, and gave her a funny look: "Hehe?"

"You, what do you want to do?!"

Zhao Zhuji widened her eyes and threatened, "I'm warning you, everyone's watching, you're not allowed to do anything reckless!"

"what are you thinking."

Hong Butian sighed and waved his hand: "Alright, alright, I'll go back and write the application, okay? This is such a hassle!"

"So……"

Xingyun chuckled and waved to Huo Le: "Elder Huo, I'm leaving now. I might be out playing for a few months. If you don't say anything, that means you agree!"

Fire Music: ...

Huo Le had a dream in which he explored a secret realm and obtained a bunch of divine skill manuals, magical treasures, and spiritual artifacts. He was laughing like an idiot when the manuals grew wings and the magical treasures grew legs and ran away on their own!

My lips are parched and my throat is dry, I can't even speak...

.........

Wangdu, Hongjia.

"Phew! Done!"

Hongling lay slumped on the table, looking as if her body had been hollowed out. She grabbed a mirror and looked at her deep dark circles, pale lips, and bloodshot eyes.

And her long hair!

Hongling touched her short hair, cut to ear length, with a sad expression. She had sacrificed so much for her work and for her family!

"Ah, no, no, if this keeps up I'll really die..."

As Hongling delivered her terrible lines, she thought to herself, "I need to find a few deputy heads of the family or something to help me out for a while... or maybe I shouldn't have done it all myself in the first place."

Hongling's eyes moved upwards, imagining the scene where Hongli chuckled and said to her, "Let me tell you, Auntie, actually, the head of the family has quite a few ways to slack off. As long as nothing major happens, then... gurgle gurgle, gurgle gurgle gurgle."

"No! Absolutely not!"

In the flashback, Hongling looked righteous: "If we ignore small problems, they'll become big problems when something really goes wrong. If you're not going to do it, you're not going to do it. If you are going to do it, you have to do your job to the best of your ability... Ah!"

"Duty-bound my foot! Ha!"

In the flashback, Hongling was crushed to death by Hongling's hand. Hongli, terrified in the flashback, turned pale and carefully poked Hongling's corpse with a twig...

"Hey, don't add your own drama to my memories, okay!"

Hongling waved her hand, dispelling the image.

"Wait, am I talking to myself...?"

Hongling suddenly snapped out of her daze, covered her face, and exclaimed, "Oh my god, oh my god, I'm starting to lose my mind and hallucinate! I need to rest, I really need to rest!"

"Wait, uh, that's..."

Hongling turned her head to look at her surroundings and saw several well-preserved books, cough cough, they hadn't even been opened yet.

"The book Xiaoli borrowed, it's a pity I haven't had a chance to read it yet. Speaking of which..."

Hongling saw the image of Hong Xiaoli jumping around and welcoming her with a small colorful flag again, and she quickly waved it away.

"Thinking wildly defies common sense. How could Hong Li possibly be smiling so sweetly and welcoming me to come over?"

"But then again, Five-Colored City really is a great place for a vacation..."

Hongling looked on with longing: "There are mountains, there is water, and it's quiet..."

"Hmm, so Xiao Li asked me to deliver a book to her, right?"

"........."

…………

"Well……"

Hongli sat in front of the dressing table, holding the book in her hands and looking at it intently.

Just say these four words, and the boy you like will be unable to resist praising your sweet talk!

"Black Sun?"

Hongli turned her head and called out to the sofa.

"What are you doing?"

"These four words."

"Wow, Hongli, you have such a sweet tongue, I can't resist you."

"Thank you."

Hongli nodded in satisfaction and continued reading "Three Thousand Strategies for Maintaining Intimate Relationships Between Men and Women." The book was very accurate.

"Um, uh..."

Hei Yang lay on the sofa and turned to the next page.

If a boy smiles at a girl like this, she's guaranteed to blush and her heart will race...

"Hongli?"

"what?"

"Look at me, look at me."

"Wow, your smile is so...you know, it makes my face turn red and my heart race!"

"Thank you."

Hei Yang nodded in satisfaction.

"Beep beep..."

"Oops, excuse me for taking this call."

Hongli waved her hand, took the communication device, and Xingyun's image popped up on the screen.

"Sister Hongli—"

Xingyun spoke through the sky, carried on the wind: "I'm coming to visit you! Can you see me? I'm on my way!"

"Hey, pay attention to the traffic rules."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Remember to watch where you're going, and don't make any calls."

"oh---"

Xingyun sighed, then suddenly remembered something: "Ah! That's right—I'm number one!"

"I saw."

Hongli smiled and said, "You deserve it, and your future is bright!"

"Hehe, thanks, Sister Hongli. I'll hang up now."

"uh-huh."

Hong Li smiled gently and continued reading.

If a boy says this word to you, it definitely means he likes you.

"Hei Yang, quickly tell me this word."

"This word."

"Hehe, thanks!"

"..."

"anyway……"

Hei Yang suddenly spoke up, whispering to Hong Li, "Shouldn't they be waking up soon?"

"It should be, it's usually around this time..."

Hongli closed her book and, together with Heiyang, nervously stared at Xiaohuo's bedroom door, silently counting down the days.

"Three, two, one, three, two, one, three, two, one..."

Sweat beaded on Hei Yang Hong Li's forehead.

"Wow!!!"

Xiao Huo's excited voice came from behind the door: "Dad, Mom!"

"Squeak!"

The door was pushed open, and Xiao Huo ran out barefoot, excitedly holding a necklace made of fire strung on a rope and carved into the shape of a family of three.

Happy birthday, little girl!

"The little girl is one year old!"

"Hey hey hey..."