How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang Hong Li smiled, stood up, walked to Xiao Huo's side, picked up Xiao Huo, and headed towards the living room.

"Look, we've prepared a birthday feast for you, it even has..."

"toot toot"

"Uh……"

Hong Li scratched her head, took the spirit stone, and said fiercely, "Hey! Who is it! Why are you ruining the atmosphere? Hmm, who are you? Hmm? Auntie???"

"Ah?"

Hongling peeked out and saw Hongli's displeased expression. Then, when she saw the loving family of three in the picture, she realized what was happening and gave an awkward laugh.

"Maybe my call was at a bad time, um..."

"Uh, is it really you, Auntie?"

Hongli and Heiyang sat down on the sofa with Xiaohuo in their arms. Heiyang got up and went to the kitchen to bring out the dishes, including longevity noodles, which he and Hongli were trying to cook for the first time.

"Of course it's me."

Hongling pointed to herself speechlessly: "Who else could it be but me? What, you've already forgotten me after such a short time?"

"Uh, no, no..."

Hongli scratched her head and considered for a moment: "Well, your black eyeshadow is quite trendy, I didn't recognize you at first glance. Hmm, and where's your hair?"

"Hey, hey, don't bring this up, we're still good aunt and niece..."

Hongling chuckled, turned to look at Xiao Huo who was looking at her with curiosity, and waved her hand: "Xiao Huo, do you remember who I am?"

"Of course, Great-Aunt!"

Little Fire giggled, "Grandma, today is Little Fire's hatching day!"

"Huh? Really?"

Hongling looked at Hongli with a curious expression.

"It has to be."

Hongli snorted softly, then patted Xiao Huo's head with a smile: "Anyway, as her great-aunt, you definitely have to give her some birthday presents."

"Yes, I know you're busy. It doesn't matter if you can't come in person, the gift is enough!"

"Hey, you've got it backwards, haven't you?"

"No!"

"call……"

Hongling caught her breath and coughed twice, looking uncomfortable. She said, "Auntie is currently in a... well, completely drained state. Please don't choke me, okay?"

"Huh? Who is it?"

Hongli's eyes lit up: "Has Auntie found true love? Is the other person divorced for the second or third time?"

Oh, age doesn't matter. Although my aunt is a tiny bit older, at least..."

"beep."

The screen went black.

"Ah this..."

Hongli and Xiaohuo looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Beep beep."

The spirit stone is connected.

"Ahem, I couldn't help it just now."

Hongling took a deep breath, trying not to look at Hongli, and announced, "To make a long story short, I've finished my work recently and am planning to come over to your place for a few days to relax and experience your leisurely life. I'm letting you know in advance."

"Huh? You're here too?"

Hongli looked disgusted: "No, let's not."

"Hey, what do you mean? What do you mean by 'me too'?"

Hongling sighed and picked up a few books from the side: "In that case, I can't return these books..."

"Put the book down!"

Hongli was shocked: "Let's talk this over! Don't touch the book! It's a collector's item!"

"Hey, am I as bad as you say?"

"Oh, who knows."

"..."

"Can I come now?"

"Come on, come at me if you dare!"

"readily!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 319 Whether it's good or bad, it always comes unexpectedly...

"Caw caw! Caw caw! Speed ​​up! Speed ​​up!"

The sky, washed clean by the rain, was a clear, bright blue. Xingyun sat cross-legged on Gaga's back, looking excited.

"Five-Colored City! Five-Colored City! Sister Hongli! Sister Hongli!"

"Gaga, do you think... Sister Hongli might be waiting for us outside the city right now?!"

Xingyun asked excitedly.

"quack!"

"Ha, I guessed so!"

Xingyun chuckled, looking smug, and said, "If it were Sister Hongli, she definitely wouldn't have come to pick us up, hahaha."

She's probably still lying, sitting, or sprawled out at home right now, hehe.

"quack!"

"Yes, yes, because it's not our first time here."

Xingyun coughed twice, pinched her eyelids with both hands to make her eyes look dead, and imitated in a low voice, "Sister Hongli will definitely say it."

Oh dear, do you have no legs or feet? Why do I have to come pick you up? Why don't you just come to our house? You know where we are anyway.

Well, so what if you don't know? Don't you have a brain or a mouth? Can't you ask a passerby? I'm a local big shot in Hongli, who doesn't know where I live?

Huh? What if he really doesn't know? Of course you'd ask someone else if he doesn't know!

"quack!"

"Hehe, how about that? Pretty good imitation, right?"

Xingyun patted her chest triumphantly, but then seemed to remember something and frowned, showing a hesitant expression.

"However, the Hongli I remember is from when we were in the sect. She has been gone from the sect for a very, very long time now. Although we have spoken, I haven't seen her for a very, very long time."

"quack?"

Gaga's tone was puzzled.

"Oh dear, oh dear, think about it!"

Xingyun held up one finger and said worriedly, "A scholar should be treated with new eyes after three days of separation!"

Hongli may have one personality in the sect, but she might have a completely different personality at home!

She's married now, at least since her teenage years; she's someone's wife now!

Yes, that's right, Sister Hongli is already a wife! She's entered her married life!

"Gah???"

A row of question marks appeared above Gaga's head.

"Wow, you don't believe me?"

Seeing Gaga's suspicious look, Xingyun couldn't help but argue, "You know, earlier, you were eating over there, and I was making a call to Sister Hongli. Didn't you notice?"

"Gah?"

"Seriously? You didn't even notice that?!"

Xingyun's eyes widened in shock as she exclaimed, "Let me tell you! Sister Hongli just washed her hair!"

"Gah?"

"What's there to not understand? Is there anything you can't understand?"

Xingyun exclaimed "Hey!" and looked around furtively before whispering, "I'm telling you, but don't tell anyone, Sister Hongli used to never wash her hair when she was in the sect!"

Seriously, I'm not kidding you, every time I ask Sister Hongli to go get her hair washed together...