How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a helpless expression, who looked like she was dead... No way, your heart was practically jumping out of your chest!

"Tch, then I'll just entertain myself."

Hongli: "..."

He even entertains himself!

I'm right here!

He wanted to torture me mentally!

Waaaaah, help! She can't hold on much longer!

Is it still useful to kowtow to Hei Yang, apologize, and call him "Dad" now? It should still be in time, right?

"Harmful……"

Hei Yang looked at the round...recording spirit stone in his hand, revealed his crescent-shaped eyes, and used his spiritual power to fix the foot in the air.

Then Hei Yang gently turned Hong Li over, placing her dead-looking face in the camera's view.

"Cough cough!"

Hei Yang coughed twice, carefully choosing his words, and then said, "Look closely, this woman's name is Xiao Mei. When her neighbors found her, she was already dead in her home, which greatly surprised the neighbors..."

"????????"

Hong Li marked a string of question marks on Hei Yang's head. She couldn't hold back any longer, opened her eyes, and looked at Hei Yang solemnly explaining her death. She couldn't help but cry out.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing?!"

"!!!"

Hei Yang stared wide-eyed as he appeared in the frame, controlling his spiritual energy to vibrate in the distance and simulate making a sound.

Suddenly, Xiaomei stood up with disheveled hair and a ferocious expression!

This startled Xiao Gang, who was searching for evidence inside the house!

He watched in horror as the seemingly resurrected Xiao Mei slowly walked towards him, then viciously grabbed Xiao Gang's neck with her sharp claws!

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang by the neck and shook him with a questioning look on her face.

[Hei Yang: Ahem, just a moment, the very last sentence!]

"And so, Xiao Gang died, and the woman, seeing Xiao Gang lying on the ground, revealed a wicked smile."

Xiao Gang, who had been watched die by everyone's eyes, slowly stood up, revealing a smile just like a woman's...

Ahem, well, that's all for this episode of Xiaoyang's commentary. See you next time!

"call!"

Hei Yang looked at the footage recorded in the recording spirit stone and nodded in satisfaction: "My ability to improvise is still pretty good, isn't it? I was able to cover up this kind of recording mishap!"

"So, what exactly are you doing?"

Hong Li stared at Hei Yang with dead fish eyes and a displeased expression.

"Ah, tell me, how did I die?"

"Tch, all you do is start with a picture and make up the whole story!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I was just trying to disgust you, drawing a turtle on your face with a calligraphy brush or something..."

Well, I can't bring myself to do it, so I'll just have to make up a little story about you.

"Huh? That's it? That's it?"

Hong Li shrugged, looking disdainful: "You scared me to death! It turns out it's just some trashy trick that can't really hurt me. I thought it was something more serious!"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "What did you think it was? Tell me?"

"Hehehe..."

Hong Li chuckled coldly: "I don't want to tell you."

"whispering sound."

Hei Yang curled his lip: "Tell me or not, it's up to you. Anyway, I succeeded in scaring you. Your heart almost jumped out of your chest just now."

Hongli: "..."

Damn, she seems genuinely frightened?

"Tch tch tch, I can't be bothered with you."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and turned to look in the southwest direction, where two demonic figures were flying swiftly. She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

"It was just a generalization, take it back."

Hongli shrugged.

"Yes... um?"

Hei Yang's expression froze.

The two exchanged a glance: "Damn!"

[Because the two contractors, who possessed supernatural powers, were almost verbally abused to their faces, the demonic shadows became anxious. In order to uphold the dignity of the great cultivators of supernatural powers, the Divine Power Demon Heart (Purple) is undergoing a transformation.]

Yang Li, you cannot be humiliated!

Hei Yang Hong Li: "???"

Hei Yang Hong Li: Hahaha, everyone was just joking, Xiao Ying is fine.

Shadow Demon: Damn it, let me go! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill them!

Hei Yang Hong Li: ...

"What the hell..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hei Yang's head: "This really didn't expect me."

The usually well-behaved Demon Shadow, who's always been as gentle as his grandson, has suddenly become ill...

"Waaah, Xiaoying has grown up, I'm so touched."

Hongli burst into tears: "Is this the feeling you were talking about in those domineering CEO novels, Heiyang?"

"No, this is the landlord's foolish son."

Black Sun was sweating: "I mean, are those two really going to kill other people?"

"Uh, those two..."

Hong Li revealed her crescent-shaped eyes. Those two seemed to be the true forms of the demonic shadows. Usually, those clusters of demonic shadows were split off from these two. The Demonic Heart Divine Power was purple and its effect was on those at the Nascent Soul stage and below.

In other words, those two guys could pin a Nascent Soul cultivator to the ground and beat them...

"Let's quickly distance ourselves from them!"

Sweat beaded on Hong Li's forehead; she could almost see the handcuffs, the iron bars, the uniform...

"When the headquarters of the cultivation world sends people to arrest us, we'll say we don't know them, we know nothing about it, and we have no idea what happened!"

"Yes, that's it!"

Hongli nodded and grabbed Heiyang's hand: "Quick, let's think about what to say together, let's rehearse our statements first... Ah!"

"Fine, then don't do it!"

Hongli covered her head: "Why did you hit me!"

"Nonsense, if I had a legitimate reason to hit you, would I just stand by and let it go?"

Hei Yang snorted softly. He knew that Hong Li would understand his painstaking efforts to correct his wife's distorted values ​​and prevent her from going astray one day!

When she throws herself into my arms crying and shouting, "Daddy, I was wrong," he will smile kindly again and pat Hongli's head nonchalantly.

"Alright, alright, father and daughter shouldn't hold grudges overnight..."

"Hey, hey."

Hongli looked at Heiyang with suspicion: "Are you thinking about something very impolite again?"

What role do I imagine I'm playing this time?

"Cough cough, ptooey!"

Hei Yang almost choked on his saliva. He quickly coughed twice and said with a righteous expression, "No way, how could I possibly think of anything impolite!"

"Hehe, I'll settle the score with you later."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, closed them, and began to communicate with her supernatural powers.

"Alright, alright, stop talking nonsense. In the blink of an eye, they've flown hundreds of miles away."

If we don't stop them soon, our wedding will be canceled.

"Calm down, calm down. It's precisely at times like these that accidents are most likely to occur!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath: "For example, you might have a happy time at the Golden Basin Washing Hands Ceremony, and then you'd be accused of colluding with the Demonic Sect and your whole family would die."