How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

For example, on their wedding night, the couple is all smiles, but the next second they are separated by death.

Or perhaps it's a gathering where martial arts practitioners from all over the world are invited, and everyone feels at home, clinking glasses and exchanging toasts. Then, as a signal, they smash their glasses and are all chopped into pieces.

For example, I was about to meet you in Wuxing City when Grandma Meng showed up with a bowl!

The happiest times are often the most accident-prone periods, understand?

"Ugh, I hate stories like this the most!"

Hong Li snorted lightly: "Don't even think about it!"

In the distance, the two frantically charging demonic figures suddenly stopped, each releasing a small wisp of black mist that crookedly coalesced into the shape of Black Sun Red Glass.

"Brother Mozi, it can't be that bad!"

Hei Yang quickly advised, "Getting scolded won't hurt you!"

"Shadow Sister, calm down!"

Hongli looked completely innocent: "Do you want to see me get arrested?"

"..."

With virtually no independent thinking ability, the shadowy figure, operating solely on instinct, stiffly twisted what appeared to be its "head" and nodded.

Hei Yang Hong Li received a simple message: "Understood!"

"What do you know!" *2

"..."

The shadowy figure shook its head and accelerated again!

The master ordered us to act quickly and decisively, leave no trace, and fabricate the scene so we wouldn't get caught!

If you're accidentally spotted, then all you can do is... ha!

Nightmare Invasion: I've Become a Monster!

Have you ever thought that a real world might be hidden deep within the unpredictable depths of your dreams?

Have you ever thought that behind every major disaster reported in the news, there is a hidden truth?

……

On the night of his eighteenth birthday, Leo had a dream.

In my dream, there were dark dungeons and bloodthirsty monsters.

He picked up the iron sword beside him and severed the monster's head.

Then, he woke up.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, a slight smile appeared on his lips.

Because in the mirror, his eyes were as red and bright as the monster in his dream.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 323 It seems that some case is summoning the famous detective Hei Nan and Hong Li Xiao Wu Niang again!

"Hmm, that makes sense!"

Suddenly, Hei Yingli had an expression of sudden realization and turned to look at Hei Yingyang.

"I think they're right. As long as you don't leave any traces at the crime scene, you can just fake it."

Then eliminate all the eyewitnesses, and wouldn't that solve all the problems?

"OK."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li with an ambiguous look, waved his hand, and turned back.

"Sister Hongli is truly insightful. I'll head home now. Will Sister Hongli come back with me?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze. She pointed in the direction the two demonic figures had left and couldn't help but ask, "Then, where are those two?"

"Never mind."

Hei Yang shrugged nonchalantly.

"Sister Hongli, haven't you already analyzed it all? I feel it makes a lot of sense, and I'm very good at accepting other people's opinions..."

"Oh, no, please don't!"

Hongli panicked, grabbed Heiyang's arm, looked up at his gaze, and pouted with a wronged expression.

"I was just kidding, you know that, you're just teasing me on purpose, right!"

"Hurry up, let's go! It'll be a real problem if things get out of hand!"

"..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li expressionlessly, gently raised his head, stroked Hong Li's head, and said in a deep voice, "I'm serious, after all, we've finally managed to live a peaceful life..."

So, hey, I was just teasing you, what are you going to do about it?

Hongli: "???"

Bai Yang couldn't help but burst out laughing, rubbing his head vigorously with his hands: "How awful!"

"Damn it..."

Shen Xian gritted her teeth and slapped away the white mist that made up Bai Yang. She then stomped her foot and disappeared as well.

In the previous instant, two more clouds of white mist split off from beneath the two demonic figures rushing nearby, once again transforming into the shapes of white sun and black sun.

"Hey, hey, hey, you said, stop for a second!"

Bai Yang stretched out his palm, blocking our way, and said, "We're here to help you get revenge, but can't you at least ask them to stop for a while?"

"..."

The two demonic figures paused, stopping in their tracks.

"Yes, that's more like it."

Bai Yang breathed a sigh of relief and pulled Hei Yang, who was secretly sticking his tongue out at him, over.

I slapped your head down, turning your head so it faced the two demonic shadows.

Bai Yang reached out and covered Shen Xian's forehead, tracing her face from bottom to top. Shen Xian immediately changed her serious expression and glared gently at the two demonic figures along with Bai Yang.

"Tell me, do they still recognize you two as their masters?"

The two demonic figures nodded quickly, looking obedient.

"really?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, looking suspicious, and said, "You believe me!"

"!!!"

The two demonic figures were startled and hurriedly shook their heads and waved their hands, their entire bodies shrouded in white mist.

It's as if the signal contact is good, gesturing and making noises like this.

Yes, yes, they exist or not, they are just little loyal subjects!

Look at them, both white and red, they're exactly the shapes of their two owners!

"uh-huh?"

Shen Xian and Bai Yang exchanged a glance and nodded. Under the relaxed gazes of the two demonic figures, they quickly said, "Alright, alright, Ai Ru and the others are fine too."

"!!!"

The two demonic figures shuddered, regaining their energy.

"But you need to test their loyalty and see how well you two train."

Bai Yang spoke softly, "Although in reality, neither of us trained those two demonic shadows at all, because those two things were originally part of us."

These were the two demonic shadows that Bai Yang and Shen Xian first fused together before they awakened their supernatural powers, using their magical power and subconscious instinct to retaliate. They were originally a part of her, so of course she could control them as easily as wielding an arm.

However, in the process of the transformation of supernatural powers, it can be understood that what were originally two abnormal arms under the body suddenly had a few nerves twisted.

For example, you want to greet someone but end up giving them a small bag; you want to pick up chopsticks but end up sticking your hand out of the pot; you want to clap but end up giving them the middle finger; you want to type but end up opening a group chat...

Cough cough, let's get back to what's important.

And now, Bai Yang and Shen Xian are preparing to correct that nerve!

"You can do it first."

Hei Yang looked at the two demonic figures and said in a deep voice, "Give me your orders, and they will do as you say. Understand?"

"Also, if I can tell who's made up their mind, or who's acted too quickly..."

Hei Yang chuckled: "Hmph, you've already labeled it a treacherous minister!"

"!!!"

The two demonic figures were so frightened that their faces turned pale, cough cough, their misty appearance vanished!