How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Tsk, tsk."

Hei Yang released his hand and naturally took Hong Li's hand in his. He turned to look at Hong Butian and Elder Piao Piao, who were practically fighting if they weren't forbidden from touching each other, and said speechlessly, "Speaking of Elder Piao Piao, do you still want to rebuild your physical body...?"

Ah, of course, I'm not in a hurry. If you two have the leisure and inclination...

"Yes! Of course!"

The Grand Elder abandoned Hong Butian and rushed to Hei Yang, saying, "Please make arrangements for this old man!"

"Tsk tsk, did Zhuji see that...?"

Hong Butian curled his lip in disdain and pointed at the Grand Elder: "Look at that stinky old man, he calls himself 'this old man' in front of me, taking advantage of his age."

When Xiao Yang needed something from him, he instantly switched to acting like an old man. Hmph, such opportunism and sycophancy are despicable!

“Ahahaha…”

A few drops of cold sweat trickled down Zhao Zhuji's forehead. She felt like a wolf that had infiltrated a pack of huskies, completely out of place.

Will she be corrupted into that state in the future? No, absolutely not!

Zhao Zhuji gave an awkward yet polite smile.

"However, so..."

Hongli revealed her dead fish eyes and looked at the Grand Elder expressionlessly: "May I ask what this person's name is? It can't really be called Piao A Piao, can it?"

"Well, I wasn't born floating around..."

The elder, speechless, said, "I have my own name, I'm called..."

"Phew, forget it."

The elder sighed, "The past is like smoke. Look forward, and let bygones be bygones. What we call it doesn't matter anymore."

"Correct, positive energy!"

Hei Yang gave a thumbs-up and said, "You've saved the world the memory required for one name; Elder, your character is truly noble!"

"Uh……"

Hongli leaned close to Heiyang's ear and whispered, "Actually, he was just too lazy to think of a name, right..."

"Hush! Be careful!"

Hei Yang quickly covered Hong Li's mouth and whispered, "Does Ming 8 want it spicy?!"

"Ahem, hehehe..."

Hong Li coughed twice and chuckled, "No problem!"

"really!"

Hei Yang nodded, turned to look at Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji who were grinning foolishly to the side, and kindly reminded them: "Oh, right, Brother Butian, we saw Uncle and Aunt when we came over just now."

They heard you were back and are rushing home.

"???"

The two bystanders simultaneously had a bunch of question marks pop up above their heads.

It's true!

Hong Li casually reached into Hei Yang's waist and skillfully grabbed a bag of melon seeds from the several storage bags hanging on his waist. She said leisurely, "But those two couldn't run as fast as us, and they had other things to do and couldn't leave at the time, which delayed them by a minute or two."

"Well, but if we consider the time..."

Hongli chuckled: "It's about time."

"!!!"

As soon as Hong Li finished speaking, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened, their hair stood on end, and they ran into the house.

"Bang!" "Clang!" "Ping-ping!" "Bang-bang!"

A series of chaotic sounds came from inside the house.

"Zhuji, hurry, hurry, hurry up and do that thing!"

"What is that?!"

"I don't know! But I have a feeling I should do something before my parents do it!"

"That makes sense!"

"Xiao Yang, Xiao Li, we won't see you off!"

"Please help us stop them, thank you so much!"

"Uh……"

The Grand Elder watched the two rush inside, revealing his crescent-shaped eyes, then turned to Hei Yang Hong Li: "We're leaving too... What's going on with you two?!"

"what?"

Hongli tugged at the white pointed hat on her head that read "May you make money at first sight".

Hei Yang straightened the small black hat on his head, which read "Peace Under Heaven".

"what happened?"

Hei Yang Hong Li looked at the Grand Elder with suspicion: "Is there a problem?"

Great Elder: "..."

"Ha, should I say it or not..."

Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang, then at herself, and chuckled, "They look like matching couple outfits!"

"That's that's..."

Hei Yang muttered to himself, "Last time I went to the underworld, I saw a couple, Black and White Impermanence, who looked like a perfect match!"

"Huh? Male or female?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a man and a woman!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and complained, "I wonder if they have some kind of relationship in the underworld, that they can still be a couple even after they're dead."

"Huh? Stop making such dark assumptions about people all the time."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "Who knows, maybe we only met after they died?"

"I don't think so..."

"What you think is what you think?"

"So, how will they have children then?"

"Hmm, even the underworld needs to have offspring..."

"I said……"

Looking at the "reliable" couple in front of him, the Grand Elder's soul became unstable, and the image of Hong Butian suddenly flashed through his mind.

Sometimes, it only takes a moment to realize how good someone is!

"Bu Tian! Bu Tian!"

"Your parents are back to see you!"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang was startled and looked out through the wall: "Have Uncle and Aunt already returned?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli blinked: "So, should we help Brother Bu Tian hold him off for a while?"

What do you think?

"I don't think it's necessary!"

"really!"

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance and nodded.

Hei Yang waved his hand, enveloping the Grand Elder in gray mist.

Hongli burned the two little hats and a handful of melon seed shells with a fire.

With two "whoosh" sounds, two figures rushed in the opposite direction of the gate, lightly stepped over the corner of the wall, and quickly disappeared into the distance.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 335 It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state I was in when I wrote the chapter title.

"See, see, this is the advantage of having your own home."

In Yang Li's courtyard, Hong Li, holding Hei Yang's hand, boasted to the elder floating nearby, "Look at how guilty Bu Tian and the others look, and then look at us."

"One thing to say, it's true!"

Hei Yang nodded and said, "We have nothing to be ashamed of, even if we're thieves!"

"Hey, that's not how you put it. You're making people think we're just shameless."