How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli patted Heiyang speechlessly and corrected him, "We now have our own independent private space, so we don't have to worry about Mom and Dad suddenly barging in no matter what we do!"

"really."

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and said seriously, "That means no matter how lazy you are, you won't get scolded, and no matter how much fun you have, nothing will happen!"

"Well, things will still happen, right?"

Hongli's eyes were unfocused as she tiptoed closer to Heiyang's ear.

"I've seen some people get into trouble because they play too recklessly. It's important to be safety conscious."

Of course, we are practitioners, so our moral bottom line can be lowered a bit more!

"If all the practitioners in the world heard you say this, their blood pressure would surely spike."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, slapped Hong Li back to her original height, and looked at her with disdain.

"Besides, why are you always making up weird and strange things these days?"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and said seriously, "Besides, didn't I tell you not to peek at those things anymore?"

"Ha, let me see what's wrong!"

Hongli snorted softly, patted her chest, and felt proud rather than ashamed.

"Young people are full of energy and should be proud, so what's there to be ashamed of!"

Of course, we are cultivators, so it's perfectly normal for us to be a little bit younger for a longer period of time!

"Has the term 'cultivation of immortality' been misinterpreted like this...?"

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes: "Hong Li, your crimes are heinous!"

"Huh? I'm guilty of heinous crimes? I've misinterpreted things?"

Hong Li said with a look of dissatisfaction, "I'm trying to find its original meaning. You should know that the instinct of living beings is to survive and reproduce."

Cultivating immortality is about better survival and escaping death; these are vibrant and energetic concepts, so how can they be misinterpreted?

"On the contrary, those who forcibly add various definitions to it are the ones I find inexplicable."

Hong Li scoffed, "That's right, I'm a piece of trash who only likes low-class things and has deviated from noble sentiments!"

"Tsk tsk, what you're saying does have a tiny bit of twisted logic."

Hei Yang ruffled Hong Li's hair and laughed, "But in my eyes you're very cute, that's all that matters."

"Hey hey hey..."

Hong Li smiled happily.

"..."

The elder, who was following along, was speechless. Human joys and sorrows are not shared, and I only felt that their behavior was immoral.

In broad daylight, under the clear sky, such a thing was done...

What?! This is their house?!

What?! I'm not even considered human anymore?!

What? I need someone's help?!

That’s okay!

The elder immediately withdrew his idea of ​​rebuking them and continued to pretend to be deaf, blind, and mute.

As I said before, it was only after meeting these two that the Grand Elder realized how good Hong Butian was.

Alas, alas!

"Hey, senior Piao Piao, over there, over there."

Hei Yang pointed in a certain direction in the courtyard and explained, "See that? It's right ahead."

That's where I'm going to sculpt your face—no, I mean, where I'm going to reshape your body!

"uh-huh."

Hong Li nodded and said quietly, "And Elder, you also have a fellow patient there, well, to be precise, a fellow patient with a sick horse."

"Ah, I have heard of this before."

Elder Piao A Piao said that he had done his homework beforehand and knew that the horse whose body was being reconstructed there was a horse that had a very good relationship with the two of them. The elder had also heard its sad story.

Although the Grand Elder's entire physical body was gone, he still felt that he was much luckier than that child.

There's a difference between having everything and having only a few things!

For example, if three or four cards are missing from a deck of cards, the very essence of the deck is ruined!

"But I wonder how he is doing now?"

The elder asked with some curiosity, "How far have you progressed in reshaping your physical body?"

That said, his partial reconstruction should be simpler than my complete overhaul, right?

"Who knows."

Hong Li shrugged and said lazily, "Regardless of which was easier or harder before, after my Hei Yang's efforts, they are now about the same difficulty."

"???"

A series of question marks appeared above the Grand Elder's head: "What do you mean by that?"

"Hei Yang wasn't paying attention and instead of reshaping the body, he broke the body apart."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, revealing a horrified expression, and said in a low voice, "Back then, the scene was extremely bloody and gruesome. Hei Yang dug out bones one by one from piles of rotten flesh, and then... ah!"

Hongli covered her head, let out a soft hum, obediently shut her mouth, and looked at the Grand Elder.

got it?

All I can say is that those who know, know. If I keep talking, I'll be gone. Most of the information from that time has already been deleted, so only I, Hong Li, know about it.

However, due to conflicting interests, I'll keep quiet.

"Uh, Senior Piao Piao, don't listen to Hong Li's nonsense, her distortion of facts, her artistic embellishments, and her utter lies!"

Hei Yang reached out from behind Hong Li and grabbed her cheeks, pinching and pinching them repeatedly, gritting his teeth as he said, "You have to listen to what she says critically, or she'll lead you astray sooner or later."

"Ugh, hahaha, ugh, even if I'm swayed by your dark forces, waaaaah..."

Hongli, her words slurred, uttered passionate lines of resistance: "I, Hongli, will not... I will not yield! I will not yield!"

"Hooah!"

Hong Li suddenly shrank back, emerging from the clutches of the Black Sun Demon, and laughed loudly: "I will still use my strong will to reveal... Ah!"

"boom!"

"All right."

Hei Yang scooped up Hong Li, who was lying on the ground unconscious with a large, swollen bump on her head, and held her firmly in his arms. He turned to the Grand Elder and said quietly, "Now that our biggest problem has been solved, let's begin the surgery!"

"Ah, wait, wait a minute..."

The Grand Elder's soul trembled, a look of panic on his face: "I think I still need to prepare myself mentally. Would it be too hasty to go straight into battle..."

"what?"

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "What's so hasty about this? There are successful examples right in front of us."

If I succeeded the first time, I can naturally succeed the second time!

Besides, practice makes perfect; the second time, with experience, it's bound to be more reliable than the first!

"Uh, that makes sense..."

The Grand Elder was stunned for a moment, looking at the approaching gray mist, and felt a sense of panic.

"Could I meet with other patients first, exchange experiences about being sick, comfort and encourage each other, and strengthen our confidence in recovering and being discharged from the hospital?"

"Makes sense!"

Hei Yang nodded, agreeing wholeheartedly, and said, "The patient's emotions are also something that needs special attention during treatment."

"Since you've put it that way and are so enthusiastic, it would seem like I'm being cold-hearted if I didn't let Dama come over and chat with you."

Hei Yang waved at the gray mist and shouted, "Hey, Da Ma, I've brought another patient of yours who's having his physical body reconstructed. Come out and you two meet up."

"Squeak, squeak..."

A sound that made the Grand Elder's teeth ache rang out, and he had a vague sense of foreboding.

The elder turned his head and immediately froze on the spot.

He saw it, a huge blob of...sex!

"What is that?"

The elder swallowed hard, looking at the horse-shaped ancient god before him, whose skin and flesh were loosely tangled and hanging on his body, with his internal organs and bones exposed and dripping blood.

He stammered, "Don't tell me this is the fellow patient!"

"Hahaha, no way, no way, what am I thinking!"

The elder burst into laughter. He knew exactly what his fellow patient looked like; he was just an ordinary tall horse.