How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"I know! It must be because an extraterrestrial demon invaded your yard. It's an extraterrestrial demon, isn't it!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Malaysia: "..."

"To be honest, for a moment I don't know if you're criticizing Malaysia or other extraterrestrial evils."

Hei Yang sighed and went over to comfort Da Ma: "Brother Ma, don't mind it, you'll be fine soon. This is how you're recovering."

"Squeak, squeak."

Da Ma turned his head to look at Hei Yang, his eyes rolling 360 degrees before finally closing his eyelids peacefully.

Anyway, he didn't care anymore. He was going to start. If Hei Yang didn't think he was ashamed of himself like this, then he would drive Hei Yang to his wedding in this way.

"Ahem, that's not allowed!"

Hei Yang chuckled a few times, holding Hong Li in one arm and applying layer after layer of gray mist to Da Ma's body with the other.

"Don't overthink it, we'll amaze everyone when the time comes!"

Brother Ma, this is my only wedding in this lifetime, no, two lifetimes, no, I'll only ever have this one, so please don't mess it up!

"Don't worry, I'll definitely make things difficult for you!"

Da Ma remained silent and started AFK to recover health.

"Cough cough, well done!"

Hei Yang gave Da Ma a thumbs-up, then turned to look at the Grand Elder, who was trying to sneak away, and gave him a deadpan look: "Hey! Where do you think you're going?!"

"!!!"

The elder's soul trembled, and in a flash, the black sun appeared before him.

"That, that..."

The Grand Elder still wanted to struggle a bit more.

"Hmph, enough nonsense. You have to agree today, whether you like it or not."

Hei Yang sneered, "If you walk out of this courtyard like this, I'm not done with you!"

"That's not the case..."

The First Elder said weakly.

"Ha, you think I'd rather hold my wife and not run inside, but instead stay here nagging you!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Come on, stop talking nonsense. Don't worry, there won't be any problems. Malaysia is still in the recovery period."

"Let me tell you the truth."

Hei Yang snorted lightly: "You'll end up like Da Ma in a few days; it's an inevitable path."

But don't worry, in a few days, the skin and flesh will tighten, the internal organs will return to their positions, and blood circulation will resume. It will be just like new, without a trace of refurbishment!

"I sound like a secondhand person to me..."

The elder muttered a complaint to himself, raised his arm, pointed to his face, and said in a low voice, "I don't expect a 100% restoration of my original appearance, but at least make me look like a human being. Is that too much to ask?"

"Absolutely not unreasonable, just leaving it as it is is far from enough!"

Hei Yang waved his hand and said arrogantly, "This will be your true form then. The art of transformation cannot change your essence, so we have to give you a proper look. We can't just make do with what you have!"

"Uh……"

The elder was taken aback for a moment, then said weakly, "How about making me look like I did when I was young?"

"no problem!"

Hei Yang nodded and stretched out his hand.

"Tell me what you looked like when you were young, and show me a photo."

"Uh, I didn't have anything like a recording stone back then..."

The elder explained, "However, I can describe it roughly."

"Uh……"

Hei Yang frowned: "A description...?"

"I me me!"

Hongli, nestled in Heiyang's arms, finally couldn't help but speak up. She looked up at Heiyang with anticipation and said, "Let him describe it, and I'll draw a portrait of him. Heiyang, you can just draw it based on that!"

"what!"

The elder's eyes lit up: "Great idea!"

"What a brilliant idea! Do you think every well-bred young lady is proficient in all the arts, from music and chess to calligraphy and painting?"

Hei Yang retorted to the Grand Elder, and as Hong Li struggled, he closed her eyes again, speaking softly.

"Little Li, be good, let's not make a fuss. Sleep in Daddy's arms for a while and then we'll go back to the room."

Wow! Who do you think you are?!

Hongli darted out of Heiyang's arms and pointed to herself.

"I, Hong Li, can accomplish anything. Is there anything more difficult than cooking?"

"I've already overcome cooking, what else am I afraid of? Bring it on!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Great Elder: "..."

"walk slowly."

Hei Yang took out paper and pen and handed them to Hong Li: "If you're so good, then you do it."

"what!"

Hongli smiled smugly: "Let's go!"

.........

"Uh……"

The elder looked at Hong Li's painting, then at Hei Yang, then at Hui Wu, then at Hong Li's painting again, opened his mouth as if to speak but then stopped.

"How about it?"

Hongli said smugly, "Doesn't it look just like it?"

"Pfft, cough cough, I meant..."

Hei Yang suppressed the urge to laugh and said seriously, "Putting aside the fact that it doesn't look quite like it, it still looks very similar!"

Hongli: "???"

"Ahem, that..."

The Grand Elder closed his eyes and charged straight into the gray fog: "I'm ready! Come on over!"

He glanced at the painting twice and immediately felt that even Da Ma looked handsome. If he looked any longer, the consequences would be unimaginable!

"Okay, here we go!"

Hei Yang followed closely behind: "Watch my skills!"

"Huh, doesn't it look like it?"

Hongli tilted her head, looking at her drawing with a puzzled expression, blinked, and her lips twitched slightly.

"It seems, there is a tiny bit that doesn't quite match, haha, hahaha..."

Item: Mysterious Glass Canvas with Totem Pattern

Quality: blue

Effects: Pollutes the mind, distorts aesthetics, and twists the soul.

(There is a very small chance that you might learn an unknown and dangerous painting technique through this item!)

Description: Meticulously drawn by the great practitioner [Delete], it embodies [Delete]'s unique understanding and philosophy of painting!

A painter's works always get promoted after his death!

Conversely, in works that are deleted, the artist doesn't die; what the artist wants is the viewer's life!

Whoosh, a gust of wind blew by, carrying Hong Li's artwork into the sky.

"what……"

Hongli looked up at the sky, smiled and sighed, "Indeed, mortals don't know how to appreciate, but the wind knows what height it should be at."

"Boom!"

A bolt of lightning struck the drawing paper on a clear day, turning it to ashes.

Hongli: "???"

Peace and tranquility have been restored to the realm of travel!