How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Hey, what's going on? What's going on here...?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 336 Actually, I behave very well outside; I only really let loose at home! Trust me!

"Mom and Dad, it's time for Xiao Huo to eat breakfast!"

A knock was made on the door of Yangliwu's room. Xiao Huo yawned and casually asked, "What breakfast should Mom and Dad bring? Dad? Mom?"

"Huh? What?"

Hongli, with her hair all messed up, peeked out from under the covers, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and looked a little dazed.

"Am I dreaming? I think I heard Little Fire's voice, ugh~"

Hongli yawned: "I really am a good mother. I even think about my daughter when I sleep."

"Dad! Mom! Can you hear me?"

Xiao Huo coughed twice, cleared his throat, and raised his voice slightly.

"If you don't say anything, I'll leave. When you bring back breakfast that doesn't suit Mom and Dad's tastes, you're not allowed to be picky!"

"Ah, it really is a small fire. Is it dawn yet?"

Hongli looked at the dark sky outside through the curtains, sat up slightly, and yawned again: "So early in the morning..."

"No! It's almost eight o'clock!"

Xiao Huo drawled, "It's raining outside, so it's a bit dark!"

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head, hearing the patter of rain in her ear; it didn't sound like a light drizzle.

"That's it..."

Hong Li nodded and casually said, "Oh, I'm too lazy to think about what to eat. Xiao Huo, you can bring whatever you want."

"Is that so?"

Xiao Huo confirmed with some uncertainty.

"Hmm, that's how it is."

Hongli suddenly thought of something and chuckled sheepishly, "Anyway, if I don't want to eat it, I can feed it to Heiyang to recycle, cough cough..."

What if Heiyang refuses?

Ah, simple!

Hongli's eyes moved upwards, imagining the scene she would have to deal with.

As long as Lady Hongli's body softens and she leans into Heiyang's arms, blinks her adorable big eyes, and uses her pure yet charming voice to seduce Heiyang with her beauty.

"Honey, I don't want to eat anymore, can you eat it for me?"

Then, the mere Black Sun would be so captivated by her that he would lose his bearings and happily pick up the bowl and drink it all in one gulp!

"Oh, oh, oh."

Hong Li chuckled softly, it was a piece of cake, she easily manipulated Hei Yang and played him with in the palm of her hand, it couldn't be simpler!

As for whether any unexpected events will occur...

Hong Li frowned, imagining another possibility.

Hei Yang picked up her portion, suddenly grabbed Hong Li, took out a funnel and stuffed it into her mouth, then poured the rice into it from the other end.

Then Hongli's eyes widened, tears and snot streamed down her face, she waved her arms wildly and kicked her legs erratically, then rolled her eyes back and lost consciousness.

When she wakes up, she will find that she has eaten every last grain of rice in her bowl.

"Pah! Pah! Pah! What a bizarre and absurd idea!"

Hongli shook her head immediately, her face resolute, and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"squeak"

The sound of the living room door opening rang out, and Hongli suddenly remembered something, so she quickly reminded her.

"Little Fire, remember to bring an umbrella, and wear a raincoat, otherwise you'll get soaked and freeze."

"Oh no, this is impossible! Little Fire isn't stupid!"

Xiao Huo's voice drifted over: "I'm leaving now, that's all."

"hold head high!"

The sound of a flamingo came from the horizon, its flames spreading to protect its wings, drifting and dancing like a strange red mist in the heavy rain.

"Ah, that's great."

Hongli revealed her crescent-shaped eyes and chuckled helplessly.

But the atmosphere seems a little off?

Hongli scratched her head. This morning was quite quiet. A few days ago, she could hear laughter and playfulness outside at this time every day.

Oh, by the way, Xingyun and Gaga were invited by Hongli's mom to come over and have been staying there for the past few days.

In addition, Aunt Hongling and the fire crane Xiaoli, whose name is similar to hers, went to the Medicine King Sect to find Yao Qingkong and the others.

They said they wanted to discuss matters related to the Medicine King Sect's newly established branch in the capital, as well as the corresponding management rights and obligations, and the division of land into different areas.

Hmm, I guess he's busy with Wang Duhong's affairs again.

Although she was supposed to be on vacation, Hongli had seen her aunt take out a stack of family news messages more than once, then frown and think seriously.

Even on vacation, you shouldn't give up your work!

and……

Hongli looked at her aunt's cultivation level. Although the speed of progress was not as fast as when she was in the Five Elements Sect, it did not seem like she had given up. Obviously, she had not given up her dream of cultivation.

Awesome!

Hongli silently gave her aunt a thumbs up in her heart. To be honest, her aunt was really well-off.

She has a great figure, good looks and temperament. Ignore the times when she breaks down when she's provoked by Hong Li. Usually, her aunt is very gentle and friendly, but she also has her own strong personality.

And although she wasn't as focused on rushing in one direction as Xingyun, her aunt's efforts were no less than hers.

If you marry a girl like that, she can manage such a large family well, so why would she be unable to manage a small family?

Unfortunately, Hong Li wasn't a man, and she never considered losing an arm or anything like that.

Otherwise, after the plot progresses to the point where "Hong Li, who has just arrived at the Five Elements Sect, is taken in as a disciple by a woman who claims to be her aunt," it will probably take some strange turns.

Hong Li chuckled, revealing a comical smile.

Of course, if she had to choose, she would definitely pick Kuroyo!

Unfortunately, the only drawback is that Heiyang is not as diligent as his aunt.

If Hei Yang were as capable as his aunt, wouldn't Hong Li become a real parasite?

Just feed her what she likes to eat on time, and buy her interesting books to read every now and then.

You don't need to worry about anything else. Just relax and let Hei Yang do his thing, cough cough...

If Hei Yang were to become diligent and manage a family like his aunt, wouldn't that mean he wouldn't have time to spend with Hong Li?

Ouch! No! Absolutely not!

Hongli gasped, quickly banishing the terrifying thought from her mind. Still feeling a bit scared, she fumbled around in bed, searching for Heiyang's whereabouts.

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned. She hadn't noticed it when she woke up, but now her legs seemed a little heavy.

Gently lifting a corner of the blanket, Hongli looked at Heiyang, who was holding her two smooth thighs with a peaceful expression, and blinked.

"Ah this!"

Hongli instinctively shuddered. Shouldn't this be her usual posture?

So is this what people often mean when they say that couples start to look more and more alike?

Hongli carefully reached out and grabbed Heiyang's shoulders, nervously moving the dangerous creature away and slowly pulling him up, gently placing his head on the pillow.

"call."

Hongli's legs tensed instinctively. She took a few deep breaths and clutched her chest to calm herself down.

"Wait, what am I so nervous about...?"

Hong Li pouted, revealing dead fish eyes, seemingly somewhat dissatisfied with her performance just now.

"Damn it, thank goodness no one saw it, or I'd look like a coward!"

Hongli looked at Heiyang again, slowly crawled to his side and lay down, resting her chin on her hands and quietly watching Heiyang's sleeping posture.

Looking at the boy's serene expression, Hong Li couldn't help but smile faintly. Her somewhat restless heart regained its peace, and her mood for the day began to brighten again from this moment on.

"so good."