How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Cough cough, no, no, hahaha..."

Yao Qingkong smiled and waved his hand, then said seriously, "I'm serious, I think you really should try to make the most of your strengths and advantages."

Since you're already so cute, try dressing up appropriately to maximize your cuteness; you're sure to capture his heart...

"Uh, squeezing the heart feels a bit too advanced for us..."

Hongli imagined the scene in her mind: slicing open Heiyang's chest, gently stroking his heart under his shy gaze, watching his little face gradually turn red, and then... cough cough...

"No, no."

Hongli shook her head, shaking off the strange thought that had suddenly popped into her head, and re-imagined the scene Yao Qingkong had described: dressing up a bit cuter.

Uh, put on a cute pink dress, tie a big bow, then pack it up and send it to Black Sun, pshaw...

"Bah bah bah!"

Hongli said angrily, "What kind of nonsense is this!"

"And if I were to grab his heart, I'd be afraid my whole body would be squeezed tightly!"

"They said they'd teach me how to turn defeat into victory, how to counterattack..."

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "But that's obviously a suicide technique!"

What's the difference between this and sprinkling yourself with seasonings, bringing your own firewood, and running up to a monster?

It was practically a provocation, the kind of provocation that showed absolutely no will to survive…

"If that really happens..."

Hongli rested her hands on her chin, her face turning from deathly pale to flushed and then back to deathly pale. Her eyes gradually lost focus, and she said in a trembling voice, "I will definitely die a terrible death, I will definitely die a terrible death!"

By then, even begging for mercy might not be of any use. Wait, maybe before you even get a chance to beg for mercy, you'll already be blacked out, or you might be forced to do things you wouldn't dare to do..."

"hiss……"

Hongli dared not think any further. She turned her head and gritted her teeth as she looked at Yao Qingkong.

"You harbor such malicious intentions, attempting to kill me; you are truly a vicious woman!"

"Stop with all this nonsense!"

Yao Qingkong snorted and asked smugly, "I'm just asking you, I'm just asking you if my method can make you more attractive to him!"

"nonsense."

Hong Li couldn't help but roll her eyes and retorted, "If you give me the middle finger, I'll punch you. It's the same principle!"

"Hmm, that's true..."

Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully, but she couldn't help but insist, "But wouldn't that allow us to wear him down faster? Maybe that would bring you the day you can turn the tide sooner..."

"Huh? You're kidding, right, sister!"

Hongli couldn't help but protest, "Would I really be able to live until that day comes?"

His health bar returned, but my life is gone forever, right?

What kind of "one-for-one" trade is that? You might not even be able to win!

"Well, at least it's a solution, isn't it?"

Yao Qingkong chuckled and said, "Nothing can be 100% successful."

As the saying goes, "Knowing there are tigers in the mountains, one still ventures into the tiger's den."

If I don’t go to hell, who will?

To live in the face of death, to rebuild from destruction!

Heaven is about to entrust this person with a great responsibility, and he must first work hard on his mind and body.

Do not erupt in silence, but perish in silence.

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad..."

"I'll make you perish first!"

Hong Li pretended to strangle Yao Qingkong.

"Cough cough, calm down, calm down, I'm the vulnerable one right now!"

Yao Qingkong chuckled and gently stopped Hong Li, knowing that the latter was just putting on an act.

"Well, actually, besides this trick, I have another brilliant plan!"

"Aha?"

Hong Li's eyes were lifeless, as if she had given up all hope.

"What brilliant idea do you have to kill me now?"

"Of course! Cough cough, no, I mean, you have to believe me, this is definitely a great idea!"

Yao Qingkong was all smiles. Recently, as her due date was getting closer, she dared not go anywhere to avoid making Zisheng nervous to the point of having a nervous breakdown. She had been cooped up at home for so long that she was almost going crazy. Now she could finally be a little more cheerful.

If Hongli knew what the other person was thinking, she would definitely think that this guy was simply ungrateful. If she could lie in the house all day long and have Heiyang take care of her in every way, that would be absolutely wonderful!

Besides, what era are we living in? Communication spirit stones have already begun to be promoted to a certain extent in the cultivation world. If you have nothing better to do, you can either tease your husband or make random calls to disturb the peace.

There were so many things to do that I just lay down on the spot, not wanting to do anything, muttering that I was bored.

Nothing's wrong, just pull the blanket over yourself, grinning to yourself and spacing out – that's called being relaxed!

Bored: There's never enough time to finish anything.

Leisurely: Not having to do anything.

cough cough...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 404 You lent me your gaze once, and I returned it to you countless times.

"Ahem, since strengthening our strengths might be a bit difficult, why don't we try a different approach?" Yao Qingkong said with a smile.

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow at the other person and said quietly, "Go on, I'm listening."

"Ha, then you'd better listen carefully!"

Yao Qingkong held up one finger and calmly began to explain.

"Playing to your strengths and avoiding your weaknesses is a good idea, and the cute style can definitely take you a step further."

However, looking at it from another perspective, sometimes extreme contrast can have unexpected effects!

"what?"

Hongli rested her chin on her hand and hummed, "Interesting. Tell me more."

"Ahem, think about it, you're currently going for a cute style. Since you're not planning to reinforce that style, then you should fill in the gaps and make up for any shortcomings!"

Yao Qingkong looked confident and said leisurely, "Think about it, as the saying goes, how much water a wooden bucket can hold depends on the shortest plank."

Think about it, do you have any weaknesses or shortcomings? List them out one by one, and that will be your goal for future efforts!

"That's it..."

Hongli looked like she was learning something, and frowned seriously as she pondered for a while, but her brows furrowed even more tightly.

"It's not easy to handle..."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Yao Qingkong asked curiously, "Are there any other questions?"

Yes, there is a problem.

Hongli sighed repeatedly, emphasizing, "And it's a very serious problem!"

"Oh ho?"

Yao Qingkong frowned slightly and asked in confusion, "Tell me about it?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li nodded, rubbing her temples, and said seriously, "The problem is that I, Hong Li, have no weaknesses at all!"

Any shortcomings, flaws, or other bad things have absolutely nothing to do with me!

"after all!"

Hong Li smiled slightly, rested her chin on her hand, and said confidently, "I am perfect from head to toe, without any flaws!"

"Pfft..."

"Hey, hey."

Hong Li's smile vanished abruptly, her deadpan eyes darting to the side as she said unhappily, "What are you laughing at? Am I wrong, huh?"

"Yes, absolutely right!"

Yao Qingkong chuckled and said, "Putting aside right and wrong, Xiao Li, what you said was quite nice!"