How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli: "..."

"What do you mean..."

Hongli's forehead creased with a tic-tac-toe expression as she retorted angrily, "What do you mean by setting aside right and wrong! Are you questioning the great goddess Hongli?!"

"Pfft, hahaha, you really dare to say that."

Yao Qingkong revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and teased with a smile, "If you don't want to say, then I'll do it for you?"

"Hmph, the arrogance of mortals."

Hong Li snorted and said disdainfully, "Come on, express your foolish prejudice to the fullest, so I can hear what ridiculous things you have to say!"

"Hehe, then I won't be polite and will just say it."

Yao Qingkong grinned and held up a finger, saying in advance, "It's a deal. You're not allowed to get angry or flustered after I say it. You have to humbly consider my suggestions."

"Ah, the gods are never lacking in the virtue of humility."

Hongli closed her eyes and said arrogantly, "It is really difficult for the gods to believe the opinions of mere mortals."

However, since I'm in a good mood today, I'll take pity on you and allow you to hear your vile words!

"The way you keep having these episodes..."

Yao Qingkong asked speechlessly, "Do your family members know?"

"Ha, of course!"

Hong Li snorted lightly: "If the Black Sun God were here, he would certainly have a pleasant conversation with me!"

"Even with this kind of illness, are you still willing to participate in role-playing...?"

Yao Qingkong muttered to herself, "Thinking about it this way, you marrying him is simply a match made in heaven."

"Hahaha, no prizes, no prizes!"

The goddess Hong Li waved her hand modestly and said, "Just a fellow patient, nothing to mention, nothing to mention, hehe..."

"Ah……"

Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes and said with a chuckle, "Then listen up, I said, you're not allowed to get angry!"

"bring it on!"

Hongli confidently patted her chest and said, "If I frown, I'm no hero!"

"You were never a hero to begin with..."

Yao Qingkong muttered disdainfully, sighed, and said, "First, your personality is too lively and unrestrained, which gives him the feeling that he can bully you at will, and he lacks respect for you!"

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, somewhat uncertainly saying, "Isn't this...isn't this wrong? Shouldn't husband and wife be respectful to each other? Shouldn't they be able to joke around freely, saying and doing things without any restraint..."

At this point, Hongli chuckled and waved her two small fists in the air.

"Like this, hehehe, without any reason, if I'm in a bad mood I'll punch him twice, and he won't hold it against me."

At most, they'll fight back; a little physical pain is nothing to worry about!

I don't dwell on bad things, and I cherish the good things in my heart as precious memories!

There's no such thing as being bullied; our feelings will always be kept within reasonable bounds…

"To be honest, your way of getting along is very different from ours as a couple..."

Yao Qingkong chuckled, then said helplessly, "Zisheng and I rarely fight like this. He usually gives in to me, and I know that..."

"There's no point in discussing this; everyone has their own things to do!"

Hongli waved her hand dismissively, saying, "We've always been best friends. So what if we become husband and wife now?"

Lucky people are healed by their childhood throughout their lives, while unlucky people spend their whole lives healing from their childhood.

I'm one of those incredibly lucky people; the wonderful encounter still fills me with deep emotion when I think back on it.

"That's it..."

Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully and smiled with relief.

"Let's skip that and talk about the second drawback..."

"What?! There's a second drawback?!"

Hongli's eyes widened in disbelief. "Really? You can find a flaw that isn't even a flaw, and now there's a second one?"

"Ah."

Yao Qingkong chuckled dismissively and pointed at Hong Li: "You're cute, your thoughts are cute, and even your figure is incredibly cute. So, do you know what your second flaw is?"

"?!!"

Hongli's face turned pale instantly. She quickly covered her ears, closed her eyes, and shrank back, looking as if she couldn't accept reality.

"Ah, that's all there is to it, don't say it!"

I won't listen, I won't listen! It's all fake, fake! Even if it were true, it wouldn't be a flaw. Hei Yang said being small is cute too...

Pshaw, anyway, I won't accept this kind of thing!

"Oh ho?"

Yao Qingkong's eyes were full of laughter as he said, "You've shown a flaw, haven't you? Hehe..."

"Alright! You don't need to say anymore!"

Hongli looked at Yao Qingkong with grief and indignation, and said fiercely, "If you have any methods, just tell me quickly. If you keep me in suspense, I'm leaving and I'll leave Xiaoyun here alone to keep you company!"

"Eh?"

Xingyun, who was just standing in the background, was startled and quickly turned around to ask, "Sister Hongli, Sister Hongli, did you just call me? What's wrong?!"

"Oh, it's okay, baby."

Hongli coaxed the child, "Just go back to eating fruit and AFK. We're discussing some really boring topics, nothing special..."

"Hmm, is that so..."

Xingyun nodded, then exclaimed in realization, "I understand!"

Xingyun has switched to busy mode.

"call……"

Hongli turned to look at Yao Qingkong and said directly, "Speak, tell me the method!"

"If I can't turn this around, I'll haunt you even as a ghost!"

"Hey, hey, don't say it so creepily, okay..."

Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes speechlessly, too lazy to keep them in suspense any longer, and said, "I think you could try the legendary pure and innocent style!"

"Ok?"

Hongli was shocked: "Pure Prison Wind? That's not a good idea!"

Hongli raised her little face, and images of handcuffs, ropes, and imprisonment flashed through her mind...

Her face gradually flushed red, and Hongli lowered her head shyly, saying coyly, "If Heiyang likes it, it's not impossible, oh dear, I'm so shy, sob sob..."

"???"

Yao Qingkong was completely puzzled: "Why do I feel like you're thinking about something terrifying that I can't even imagine?"

"Um..."

Hongli looked at her, equally puzzled.

The two stared at each other for three seconds, and Yao Qingkong couldn't help but put one hand to his forehead.

"I'm saying, although I don't know how you've interpreted it, the 'pure and sensual style' I'm talking about might not be the same thing as what you're imagining..."

"Ok?"

Hongli was taken aback again and couldn't help but ask, "Isn't that what I meant? No rope needed..."

"Absolutely not! What are you saying?!"

Hong Li had barely uttered a word when Yao Qingkong waved her hand in alarm, terrified that Hong Li would say something new she hadn't tried in centuries...

"In short, stop making things up and let me explain it to you slowly!"

Yao Qingkong chuckled twice, then held up a finger and said, "This 'pure desire' means that besides being cute, it also has an inner charm and allure, a kind of charm that comes from within..."

"Oh, so alluring and charming, isn't that right!"

Hongli scratched her head sheepishly and laughed, "Sometimes, Heiyang also compliments me on my charm and allure, hehehe..."

"Hehehe."

Yao Qingkong smiled dismissively and said, "You're praising me when you're completely disoriented, aren't you?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze.

"You'll feel dizzy and everything will go black after you praise me, right?"