How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"That's right..."

A faint voice drifted over.

"I woke up to find a beauty in my arms, with clothes and food served to me at my beck and call..."

"Uh, don't be so blunt. What does having someone wait on you hand and foot have to do with that?

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, gently patting his little bottom and muttering, "I'm not that lazy, okay? If a person has food, how can he starve himself to death?"

So, Xiaoli, when did you wake up?

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was still lying on his chest, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"They woke up when they sensed danger."

Hongli slowly raised her head, tilting it upwards from Heiyang's chest, and looked at him with a blank expression, saying, "You, this person, really, so early in the morning..."

"Ah, morning? What morning?"

Hei Yang knew nothing when asked, and said innocently, "What's wrong with me? Hmm?"

"Heh, it's nothing."

Hongli stretched out her arms slightly to hug Heiyang tighter, and whispered, "It's good."

"what?"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, not reacting immediately.

"What do you say?"

"What? What did I say?"

Hongli glared at Heiyang, turned her face away, pouted and muttered, "What I mean is, I mean, I'm very, very satisfied..."

"Oh dear, what's wrong? Don't worry about it!"

Hongli slapped Heiyang on the back impatiently: "Anyway, you know I'm just praising you, okay! As for what I'm praising, that's not the point!"

"Uh, I'm speechless!"

Seeing that Hongli looked like she was about to bite him if he asked any more questions, Heiyang wisely chose to shut up, lest he really anger his wife and then it would be troublesome to coax her back.

Hei Yang and Hong Li both woke up, but didn't get out of bed.

The two embraced each other in the warm bed. As the year drew to a close, it grew colder outside, and they were even less inclined to move.

Better to just cover yourself with a blanket and sleep soundly, and if something happens, burn paper money for the dead.

........................

"Well……"

Hongli rested her head on Heiyang's arm, staring blankly at him, muttering softly.

"I don't want to get out of bed, but I want to eat..."

"What a coincidence, me too."

Hei Yang reached out and gently pulled Hong Li's little face, saying in a low voice, "We're all pretty much the same."

So what are you trying to achieve by saying this to me? Are you implying something about me?

"I'm not giving you any hints!"

Hongli chuckled and retorted, "This is a clear indication, a clear indication indeed!"

I've made it so obvious, can't you see it?

"You, Heiyang, my husband, hurry up and get up to make me some food! I want to eat!"

"Oh dear, I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush."

Hei Yang pressed Hong Li's head down to prevent her from moving around, and said softly, "I also want to eat, and I don't want to get out of bed. What do you suggest we do?"

That's why I have to make sure you get up.

Hong Li spoke with righteous indignation.

"Xiao Huo must have already gotten up and run out by now, so we can't expect her to bring us food."

With our daughter not around, as a strong, wise, and capable husband, shouldn't I consciously shoulder this responsibility?

"Hehe, that's great."

Hei Yang lightly tapped Hong Li's forehead with his fist, saying unhappily, "That's well said. I'll give you a punch. Don't say that again next time."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Puxin really knows how to be shameless!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and didn't argue with Heiyang anymore. She knew that her methods were almost useless against Heiyang. They were both lazy dogs and knew each other inside and out.

Using deceptive tactics or other manipulative language won't be very effective anymore.

This version needs to take an unconventional approach to surpass Black Sun.

For example, if you act cute or charming, as long as it works, you can definitely control Hei Yang and make him completely submissive.

After all, she was Hei Yang's darling, and Hong Li knew this, but she just didn't say it.

Hei Yang knew that Hong Li knew he knew, and Hong Li also knew that Hei Yang knew he knew...

That's basically it!

Hongli understood the reasoning, but she had never acted so coquettishly before.

Although she became more and more skilled after getting married, it also led to her current position as the younger brother in Hong Li's family!

Hmm, it's quite obvious that she's been following Hei Yang's lead all this time, letting him make all the decisions!

Hongli wasn't against listening to Heiyang; she just wanted to experience the feeling of tapping Heiyang on the head and earnestly lecturing him, "Ah, Yangyang!"

You should do this, and you shouldn't do that, otherwise this or that will happen, understand?

"Well……"

Hongli paused for a moment, but then perked up when the topic came up.

Last time, after fooling Hei Yang into becoming confused, she ended up as Hei Xiaoli, watching in terror as Hong Dayang approached, and then...

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"

Hongli couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Hei Yang: "???"

"what happened?"

Hei Yang waved his hand in front of Hong Li and guessed, "Has she lost her mind? Got stupid? Has she become mentally disabled?"

"Crawl, crawl, crawl! You're the one with cerebral palsy! Your whole family, cough cough, you're the only one with cerebral palsy in your whole family!"

Hongli retorted to Heiyang, then couldn't help but yawn and waved her hand with an indifferent expression.

"Fine, fine, if you don't want to get up and prepare breakfast, then I don't want to get up and prepare breakfast either. If you don't go, I won't go, neither of us will go, so whatever!"

Hong Li closed her eyes and began to wave.

"Then we'll see who can't resist getting up first, right? How about it? Shall we have a contest?"

"Huh? I don't care."

Hei Yang chuckled coldly, then closed his eyes to rest, saying, "Let's see who gets anxious first."

"Trying to use this tactic of retreating to advance? Dream on! This trick won't work on me!"

"hehe."

"hehe."

Hei Yang Hong Li is quietly resting and cultivating her spirit.

Time passes slowly.

ten minutes.

twenty minutes.

thirty minutes.

One hour, two hours...

three hours……

"Ah!!! I'll fight you to the death, you dog Hei Yang!"

Hong Li swung her fist and attacked Hei Yang.

"You're not even going to do this? It's just a small favor, why are you wasting so much of my time here! Damn it! Take this Crimson Glass Annihilation Fist!"

five minutes later……

"Oh dear, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please stop!"

Hong Li's hands were twisted behind her back, and she struggled and begged for mercy with a sheepish smile on her face.

"Um, I was just flirting with my husband, um, hey, honey, what are you doing~"

"Ah."