How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"what?"

"..."

"..."

"That despicable dog, Hei Yang!!!"

Hong Li twisted her body, looking indignant, and said, "Damn it, if only I could use my cultivation..."

"Hey, hold on."

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and reminded him, "I didn't use any cultivation either. Why would you unleash your inner power on your own bed? Are you trying to destroy the bed too slowly?"

"Ha, that's a nice way of putting it!"

Hong Li retorted fiercely, "You don't dare to unleash your inner power now?"

I was thinking you'd unleash your inner power here quite a few times, why didn't you say anything then?

"Is this something I can say?!"

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and pressed down on Hong Li, saying, "It's good that you know how powerful I am."

"Ugh, I'm not having it!"

Hongli cried out in anguish, "I refuse to accept this! How dare the mere Black Sun bully me... Ah!"

“pia”

"Tsk, tsk."

"Waaaaah, you son of a bitch..."

..............................

Hongli reluctantly jumped off the bed, put on her shoes, wobbled a couple of times to finish, gave a soft hum, and walked towards the bedroom door.

"Xiao Li, remember to hurry up!"

In bed, Hei Yang waved his hand with a grin and said, "If you don't hurry up, I'm going to starve!"

"I'd rather you starve to death!"

Hong Li gave a soft snort, but then asked a question.

"Tell me what you want to eat, or I'll buy you something to eat, but don't complain that it tastes bad!"

"Hey, Xiao Li, just order whatever you like."

Seeing Hong Li's hypocritical expression, Hei Yang chuckled and added, "You know my tastes, just buy whatever you think is good."

As long as it's not particularly bad, I don't care what I eat. I'm not picky, and I'm easy to feed.

"Damn it, what goes around comes around."

Hong Li sighed and glared at Hei Yang.

"And you even said you know what I like to eat? What do you mean I know?!"

I knew you loved eating my big fist!

Hongli muttered curses as she walked into the living room to order food.

Just as she expected, Xiao Huo wasn't home, and he left a note explaining the situation; the little guy's schedule was quite busy.

We're going to visit my maternal grandmother, my paternal grandmother, my great-aunt, and my aunt...

"I don't even know if he'll be able to come back tonight. He might stay at his grandma's or maternal grandma's place tonight..."

After reading the note, Hongli carefully put it away, walked to the teleportation array, and began ordering food with practiced ease. While waiting in line, she whistled softly, wondering if she should go back inside and chat with Heiyang for a while longer.

After all, for Hongli, spending time without Heiyang around was almost always a waste of time.

"Beep beep beep, message! Message!"

Xiao Huo's voice suddenly came through the communication spirit stone.

This is a pre-set ringtone; it doesn't mean the person on the other end is Xiao Huo.

The last message was from Xingyun, saying that she had arrived home safely and that Sister Hongli didn't need to worry.

And this time...

Hongli raised an eyebrow as she looked at the messenger.

"What's going on now? Has this caused trouble?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 442 The highest aspiration in life: a peaceful world, a healthy body, and enough to eat and wear.

"Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong? What's wrong?"

Hong Li connected with her cousin Hong Butian's communication and, seeing the other party's image appear on the screen, asked directly.

"What's going on? Why are they calling so early in the morning...?"

"Early in the morning..."

On the other side, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji subconsciously exchanged a glance, and couldn't help but look up at the bright sun hanging high in the sky, a row of black lines appearing above their heads.

"Ahem, don't argue with them. Whatever they say goes..."

Hong Butian sighed and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, you're right. I shouldn't have called you so early in the morning, but I felt it wouldn't be right not to tell you beforehand, so..."

"Huh? What is it!"

Hongli couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why are you so worried about me?"

"Ah, it's alright, it's not like I'm worried sick..."

Hong Butian gave an awkward laugh and explained, "Well, I was planning to go back home for the New Year this year..."

"Huh? Are you sure?"

Upon hearing Hong Butian's words, Hong Li couldn't help but ask herself a question mark.

“Hey, hey, I’ll talk.”

Hong Li paused, then couldn't help but stretch out her fingers, calculating as she looked at Hong Butian and said, "Let me think... You came once this year in May when we got married, and then in August during the Adversity Search, you guys were there too..."

After that, didn't you just obediently follow the elders home?

"So you've only been gone a short while, and you're already turning back?"

After a pause, Hong Li revealed a disdainful look and couldn't help but say, "How long is a year? You come back three or four times a year."

Those who knew you went to cultivate yourself, but those who didn't might have thought you went off to do something else entirely.

"Uh……"

Hong Butian chuckled awkwardly twice, then couldn't help but defend himself, saying, "But there were always special circumstances! Special circumstances!"

First, it was my younger sister's wedding, so of course I had to come back to offer my blessings.

Then came the sect's conscription, a major event concerning the entire world, and I also contributed my efforts..."

"Ha, how much effort did you put in?"

Hongli chuckled and said, "I wouldn't dare say that about others, but Brother Bu Tian, ​​aren't you a complete scoundrel from beginning to end?"

"Wasn't it me and Hei Yangxue who carried them away? Wasn't it us who carried them away?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes..."

Hong Butian waved his hand speechlessly and said, "That kind of thing is not important anymore. The key point is not here!"

The key point is that I plan to go back home for the Chinese New Year. I'd like to ask you and Xiao Yang to keep an eye out for us, okay?

For example, route planning, or what should be paid attention to...

"Heh, the reason you have these troubles is simply because you're too weak."

Hong Li snorted without any politeness: "Hei Yang and I told you long ago, don't take on a job you're not qualified for. Since you're not strong enough and not capable enough, don't think about running around outside all day long. The probability of encountering an accident will be greatly increased!"

If you ask me, you don't have anything urgent to do right now, so you might as well lock yourself in the Wuliang Sword Sect and train there until you have the corresponding skills before wandering around!

"Oh, do I really have to say it so bluntly..."

Hong Butian's mouth twitched.

He knew those words well; when he was a child, he used to scold Xiao Yang and Xiao Li for running around and getting caught by them.

Although the words may not be exactly the same, the principle of faithfulness, expressiveness, and elegance applies, and the meaning is the same.

This girl is so vengeful. Luckily, she's with Xiao Yang, who's no good either. Just consider it raising a venomous insect...

Hong Butian quickly shook his head, trying to clear his mind of the jumbled thoughts.

"Um, um, I really have something to do."

Hong Butian muttered weakly.

"Of course I know you're busy. If you weren't, would you call me?"