How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli mumbled incoherently, "I'm smelling the Black Sun. It's a very reassuring smell."

"What?!!"

Hei Yang was shocked and quickly stretched out his arm to sniff, then pried open Hong Li's head to sniff her collar.

"What's that smell! How can I smell?"

That shouldn't be the case. I'm always very careful about hygiene. Hmm, there's no smell..."

"Oh dear, why are you so excited?"

Hongli silently gripped the black sun hand on her forehead.

"It's not like it's not clean enough, it's just a very ordinary smell..."

After a pause, Hongli earnestly held up her finger and explained, "Just like how dogs can distinguish between family members and strangers by their scent!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched: "So am I family or a stranger?"

"You're the one I love."

Hongli answered with a smile, but immediately switched to a serious expression the next moment.

"Don't try to trick me, I'm not a dog!"

"Ah this."

When his plan was exposed, a hint of guilt flashed in Hei Yang's eyes.

However, the thought that he hadn't even started yet made him tear his conscience apart, and he looked at Hong Li with an incredulous expression.

"Oh my god, Xiao Li, why would you think that?"

"Do you really think of me, Hei Yang, as such a shameless person?!"

"Uh-huh."

Hongli nodded repeatedly without hesitation.

"That's just how Black Sun is, there's nothing we can do about it."

"It's so heartbreaking."

Hei Yang turned his head away, heartbroken, and said, "Our years of friendship can't even earn us this kind of trust!"

"It's because I trust you so much that I know you're the kind of person who would do that."

Hongli rolled her eyes, stretched out her arm to straighten Heiyang's body, and lay back in his arms.

"It's okay to lie to your buddies, but don't lie to yourself too. That's just the kind of person we are, there's no way around it. Don't have any misconceptions about yourself."

"..."

Hei Yang was silent for a moment, then said fiercely, "I don't care, I just didn't do it!"

"Tsk tsk, are you a child?"

Hongli revealed her crescent-shaped eyes as she looked at Heiyang.

"What's wrong? Are you trying to act cute like Li?"

"Huh? You know I'm copying you."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Isn't that embarrassing? Isn't that embarrassing!"

"What's so shameful about that?"

Hong Li snorted and said, "You feel ashamed because if I did the same thing, it would be very cute, and nine times out of ten it would soften Hei Yang's heart and make him want to spoil me more."

But if you do it, it will seem like you're throwing a tantrum, and nine times out of ten it will make people harden their fists and want to punch you a couple of times, understand?"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "Playing double standards, huh? You're so angry and cold, we..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't do that!"

Hongli quickly waved her hand to interrupt Heiyang, and couldn't help but complain, "The problem is with your height and build, okay, brother!"

"Hongli, I'm so petite, and Heiyang, you're so tall. Don't you think it's a bit incongruous for you to act all cute and affectionate towards me?"

"Huh? Who said that? That's utter nonsense!"

Hei Yang frowned, unconvinced, and said, "Don't you know what 'gap moe' means? Isn't this exactly what I am?"

"Ugh, please don't disgust me, dear brother!"

A black line appeared on Hongli's forehead. She sighed and said with feigned helplessness, "Actually, it's not impossible for you to act cute naturally. I can teach you if you want to learn."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang paused for a moment, then showed an interested expression.

"Oh? What do you mean?"

"You want to learn?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and held up a finger, saying, "This is my secret technique. I'm only telling you this because Hei Yang is my dearest husband."

"I've made such a big decision to tell you this secret, you should at least show some appreciation, right?"

"Huh? How do you mean that?"

Hei Yang paused for a moment, his eyes sweeping over Hong Li with uncertainty, a thoughtful expression on his face.

"Hey, you pervert, what are you looking at!"

Hongli turned and sat up, crossing her legs in front of Heiyang, arms crossed over her chest, and looked at Heiyang with a face full of shame and indignation, saying, "The gesture I was talking about wasn't that kind of gesture!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang chuckled and waved his hand, "What are you talking about? I haven't said anything yet!"

"Hmph, some things are better left unsaid."

Hong Li snorted lightly, pointed her fingers like a sword at Hei Yang's head, and said with a hum, "Your eyes already show signs of wanting to die. I could kill you without any problem."

Your death would be a great relief, but my actions are simply punishing evil and promoting good.

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Hei Yang was speechless. He sighed and said, "Then tell me, what does it mean that I have to pay tuition?"

"Huh? What tuition fees? The couple is talking about money?"

Hong Li snorted, reached out and patted Hei Yang's shoulder, revealing a serious expression.

"Actually, my thoughts are very simple."

"Appreciate further details."

Hei Yang had the appearance of someone who was eager to take on disciples.

"Um……"

Hongli dragged out her words for a long time, then hummed, "Actually, the fact that I've already made up my mind to tell you my secret means I'm very serious about you, right?"

"That is that is!"

Hei Yang nodded repeatedly and praised, "With a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for!"

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Hongli gave a smug hum and stretched out another finger, waving it around.

"Since I'm taking this so seriously, shouldn't Hei Yang also show some seriousness of his own?"

"Hmm? For example?"

Hei Yang asked curiously.

"For example, since I've made up my mind to teach you, then no matter what, you have to learn it to the end!"

Hongli said matter-of-factly, "That's the only way to repay all my hard work!"

"Oh, this is it..."

Hei Yang's eye twitched.

"I thought it was something serious. I'm sure I'll be fine with this."

"Hey, don't rush to agree, so you don't make excuses later."

Hongli held up a finger and hummed, "During the teaching process, you might feel a little ashamed. Are you really okay with that?"

"If I had any shame, I wouldn't have chosen to learn this from you!"

Hei Yang sat cross-legged with his hands on his hips, looking smug.

"Bring it on!"

"Wow, young man, you have a lot of courage and determination!"

Since you're so sincere, I'd be too embarrassed to just let you learn step by step; that would be too tiring. You should watch me instead.

Hongli nodded and reached out to take out an item.