How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"This is a portable knowledge transmitter. Just follow my instructions and you will be able to quickly receive the knowledge I transmit and master advanced skills."

"real or fake?"

Hei Yang had some doubts.

"Of course it's true! If you're not good enough, come find me!"

Hong Li assured her, "Come on, I've hidden all the treasures in here!"

"Hmm, they seem to be very sincere."

Hei Yang said uncertainly.

"Of course we're sincere. Be confident, and let's drop the pretense!"

"But I always feel like something's off..."

Hei Yang frowned, a hint of suspicion on his face.

"Huh? What could be so strange?"

Hongli frowned and glared at Heiyang with displeasure.

"What do you mean? You don't believe me, do you? Would I possibly cheat you?"

"Hmm, they've tricked me quite a few times already..."

Hei Yang replied softly, carefully examining the "knowledge transmitter" in front of him. He couldn't help but say, "But why do I feel like this looks exactly like that soul-swapping device?"

"Heh, don't worry about the details."

Hong Li seemed unsurprised.

"Because of insufficient art materials and resources, and low-cost development, we can only use a single texture icon to represent many things, which is actually quite inadequate!"

"Oh ho, I see!"

Hei Yang suddenly realized, so it was because there weren't enough art resources... what a load of rubbish!

"Red!!! Li!!!"

Black Sun's roar echoed through Yang Li's house.

"If I don't kill you today, I won't eat for three days!"

"Ah, my Yang, why make such a poisonous oath!"

Hongli's exclamation followed.

"Stop it!"

"Only a fool would stop! Remember you already promised me!"

"You're trying to trick me, aren't you? You despicable bastard!"

"I'm just asking if it works! Doesn't it make you feel so natural to act cute?"

"Of course I'll give you a piece of my mind."

"Ugh, so rude."

"Hongli, you ***********"

"You just said it yourself."

You said: "That's it, what's the problem?"

I've recorded everything for you using a sound-recording stone, so don't even think about destroying the evidence!

Besides, I've heard it myself and memorized it: you can't escape me!

"Then I'll destroy the evidence first, then silence you, so no one will know..."

"What the hell..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 444 You ask me what progress I've made? I've started to become my own friend.

Yang Li's home, bedroom.

Inside the room, Hong Li sat cross-legged on the bed with her arms outstretched and a displeased expression, practically screaming "I'm not someone to mess with."

Beside him, Hei Yang said something with a fawning smile. He wandered around behind the other person and reached out to massage his back and shoulders.

"Oh, what's so strange about it? Don't you find it interesting?"

While massaging Hongli's back, Heiyang chuckled and explained, "It's about thinking about things from a different perspective, understanding principles from a different angle, and facing life with a different mindset!"

"Ah."

Hong Li snorted coldly, turned her head to glance at Hei Yang, and refused to say anything more.

"Pfft, hahaha..."

On the other side, when Hei Yang saw Hong Li's expression, he couldn't help but smile and burst out laughing, even though he had been trying to maintain a serious expression.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, sorry, I can't hold back, hahaha, don't make that face, or I really can't help it!"

"..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hong Li's head. She let out a long breath, looking utterly hopeless.

"I don't understand, so why did things turn out this way in such a muddled way?"

"Oh dear, oh dear, there's no need to doubt or worry, because I'm secretly working behind the scenes, so you can't escape your predetermined fate."

Hei Yang chuckled, sat down next to Hong Li, reached out and rubbed her head, saying with a smile, "Oh, oh, relax, just take it easy!"

These things only happen zero times or countless times. You'll definitely get used to it soon. Trust in your resilience, hehe!

"Don't even think about it! I will not yield!"

Hongli turned her head and fiercely declared to Heiyang with a face full of grief and indignation. She instantly moved to the corner of the wall, grabbed a large pillow from the side to cover herself, and looked like she would rather die than submit.

"There's no way I could ever get used to something like this. Don't even think about it. I won't fall for your tricks!"

"Tch, before you say that, take a look at your own situation, shall you?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a smug expression and chuckled, "Do you think you still have any ability to resist now that things have come to this?"

"The jade and stone are shattered!"

Hong Li looked resentful.

"Good, good, good, that's courageous and bold."

Hei Yang clapped his hands with a smile and gradually approached Hong Li, his face full of malicious intent.

"The more you resist, the more excited I get, hehehehe, can we still dance?"

"Hey, hey, I'm warning you, don't do anything reckless!"

Hong Li looked horrified and threatened through gritted teeth, "As the saying goes, leave a way out for others, so you can meet again in the future."

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river; fortunes change, and no one escapes the wrath of Heaven!

If you don't give me face now, you're finished once I recover!

"What a joke! After I made this plan, I never thought I would survive!"

Hei Yang laughed nonchalantly, looking every bit the daredevil.

"That's exactly why. I should make a killing before I even recover!"

As for what happens next, that's for Hong Li to worry about later. What does it have to do with me, Hei Yang, right now?

"Furthermore, as you said yourself."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and sneered repeatedly, "If we can meet again in the future, we have to follow the proper order!"

"Damn it, I said so much, and you only remember this one sentence, right?!"

"Tch tch tch, mind your own business! You should worry about yourself first!"

Hei Yang grinned menacingly and lunged at his opponent with bared teeth and claws.

"Let me show you what despair is like. This is called putting yourself in someone else's shoes!"

"Thinking my foot!"

Hongli cried out in despair, "Don't touch me!"

........................

In bed, Hongli's head trembled as she poked her head out, her eyes staring blankly at the ceiling.

Beside the bed, Hei Yang held a stick of glutinous rice candy between his fingers, smoking it with a deep expression.

"Surely, truly..."

Hongli looked utterly grief-stricken, her eyes filled with tears.

"That's absolutely outrageous..."

"Whoosh, click..."