How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang took a bite out of the glutinous rice candy stick and said with a look of emotion, "You're so cute... Don't worry, I'll take responsibility!"

"You're responsible for your ******"

Hongli sent the telegram at lightning speed.

The next moment, both of them fell silent.

The room was completely silent; at that moment, silence spoke louder than words.

The image freezes, a world-famous painting: "Aftermath".

..............................

"Tear!"

Hongli tore the painting to shreds, popped her head out from inside, and glared fiercely at Heiyang.

"Alright, are you satisfied now? Now, immediately, turn me back!"

"Oh dear, don't panic, it's set to forty-eight hours."

Hei Yang smiled smugly, ate all the glutinous rice candy sticks in his hand, and turned to look at Hong Li with a smile.

"It hasn't been that long, don't rush, there's plenty of time, we can take it slow, right?"

"..."

Hong Li's expression froze, and her pupils slowly contracted.

"You don't want more, right? Please don't..."

"why not?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a grin.

"I've been there for you for so long, and now you're so heartless to ask me to spend some time with you?"

"No way, no way, no one can be so heartless as to not even grant their partner this small request?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze.

"See? Am I right?"

Hei Yang chuckled as he whispered in Hong Li's ear.

"..."

Hong Li's expression was complex and conflicted, then it changed.

"You, you, I, but this, this shouldn't be..."

"Sigh, if you don't want to, then forget it."

Hei Yang sighed, took out the knowledge transmitter, coughed, and handed the device to the other party.

"After all, I love you so much, how could I force you to do something you don't like?"

Oh, yes, I was too willful and didn't consider your feelings. It's all my fault.

Come on, put everything back to normal, and end this farce that I've been staging all along!

"Ah this..."

Hongli felt a pang in her heart as she looked at Heiyang's dejected expression.

"that……"

"What's wrong? Hurry up."

Hei Yang frowned and urged, "Don't wait for me to change my mind, three, two..."

"Ha, whew!"

Hong Li took a deep breath, a complex expression on her face, then took another deep breath, her expression turning resolute.

"1 to 0.9, 0.8..."

Black Sun is still there counting down.

"Hurry up, or it will be too late if you don't make a decision now."

"..."

Hong Li was silent for a moment, then relaxed, sighed, and lay back on the bed with a look of utter despair.

"Fine, fine, whatever, do whatever you want, it doesn't matter, destroy it, I'm tired, do whatever you want..."

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, looked at Hong Li again, and asked for confirmation, "Are you sure? You said it yourself, aren't you going to change it?"

"I'm not changing it anymore, I'm not changing it anymore, you son of a bitch, I really am, I'm fucking..."

Hong Li stammered for a moment, then sighed again.

"Sigh, only I would spoil you like this..."

"Hehe, of course I know."

Hei Yang chuckled, moved closer to Hong Li, and pinched her cheeks with both hands, grinning, "It's because you're the best, hehehe..."

"Forget about being coquettish or not, the problem isn't with me at all. It's because you're too good to me that you always indulge me."

"Heh, it's good that you know."

Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang, revealing dead fish eyes, and said, "You're always bullying me like this. I'll tell your parents about this sometime and let them give you a good scolding."

"Damn it, the tattletale should just die!"

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes: "But speaking of which, how are you going to tell your parents? That I schemed to take your body?"

"Damn it, what nonsense are you talking about? How could I be stupid enough to say that? We're husband and wife, okay!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "Of course I'm downplaying the issue and saying you bullied me, but you don't need to go into so much detail about how and where you bullied me, do you?"

"Well, if it really doesn't work out..."

Hong Li pondered for a moment, then extended one finger.

“I can also make up some charges for you, like slamming my head against the wall, or slashing my back with a kitchen knife, or something like…”

"You damn shameless old thief, shut up!"

Hei Yang's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but interrupt Hong Li, saying viciously, "You've already fabricated charges against me, and now you're pinning these terrifying accusations on me, as if you want me to die quickly enough!"

"Hey hey hey, this is just artistic embellishment!"

Hong Li waved her hand and made a mocking argument.

"You can't expect me to tell the whole truth, can you? Wouldn't we both have any shame?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression stiffened: "It seems, yeah, it really is something I can't say..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance, tacitly skipping over the topic.

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang laughed and said, "By the way, didn't you just say something like I could do whatever I wanted? Well then, I'll gladly comply."

"N-what nonsense are you talking about..."

Hongli turned her head away guiltily and hummed, "I don't know what you're talking about, I don't understand..."

It's okay if you don't understand.

Hei Yang grinned and said, "You want to know? I have some good stuff in my bed. Want to come and take a look?"

"Great deal..."

Hongli looked wary and asked uncertainly, "Is this the book you just got?"

"Hey, come on, you'll see when you see it, I'm coming..."

Hei Yang chuckled and lifted the covers over his own bed.

..............................

"Hmm, one, two, three..."

"Hey, six treasure chests, are you planning to open them again?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, looking at the six treasure chests that Hei Yang had laid out, before she came to her senses.

"Hmm, with your six, we have a total of twelve in stock now."

Hei Yang nodded, pointed to himself, and chuckled.

"You're just lucky, aren't you? You're so good at winning hands, aren't you?"

Now I'm logging into your account, opening treasure chests, and stealing all your luck.

"What kind of hacking dog..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hong Li's forehead.