I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

Bai Yi, as if showing off, handed the extra-spicy large portion of cold noodles to Sun Wei.

"Hey, where did you get the money to buy these cold noodles?"

If I remember correctly, I didn't give Jiang Xiao a single penny.

"Oh my, it was a kind uncle who thought we were cute and gave them to us for free!"

Was it given away for free?

Sun Wei was somewhat skeptical.

However, seeing that none of the four were willing to explain, she gave up asking.

Anyway, she doesn't have to cook tonight~

"Hey, don't pour it into the bowl, I don't want to wash the dishes."

At Jiang Xiao's urging, the family of five squatted neatly at the door and slurped up cold noodles.

As the sun sets, the evening glow is still crimson, it's very beautiful!

"Daddy, Xitang wants a hug from Daddy~"

"Get out of my way! You think I didn't see the oil on your hands? Trying to rub it on me, huh?"

"Well!"

Mu Xitang was utterly astonished. Had her subtle little movements been discovered?

"Dad, how did you figure that out?"

"Hmph! This is a long story."

The former director of Qingshan Mental Hospital had been smeared by him countless times.

Of course, that old man Biden also smeared a lot on him!

Bai Yi, who had originally wanted to rub oil on Jiang Xiao's body, quietly withdrew her hand.

"Dad, shall we play video games tonight?"

"Tonight? You should ask your mom tonight, playing too much can make it hard to sleep."

"Approved. By the way, is the game really that fun? I want to try it tonight."

"Yay! I want to play Snow Brothers with Mommy!"

"Daddy's coming with us too!"

"Okay, okay, whatever Shi Shi says goes~"

Seeing the family of five laughing and joking, the villagers passing by all looked on with envy.

Honestly, it's hard not to be envious.

[Guys, if I remember correctly, I was in the Rules of the Strange Tales livestream, right?]

[It seems so, but I'm not entirely sure. I'll exit and re-enter.]

This kind of bizarre rule-based fantasy is absolutely amazing! It's like my dream paradise!

But people just express their envy verbally.

Jiang Xiao has paid the price of more than three lives to get to this point!

The main reason is Jiang Xiao's genuine kindness to people—no, I mean his genuine kindness in dealing with bizarre situations—that he defeated 99.99% of people.

[Brothers, I'm so jealous of Jiang Xiao, how about we do it?]

[This is incredibly sour! How about we go check out the cherry blossoms?]

Hey everyone! Go check out Sakura's live stream, that disabled guy is cooking!

Cook?

A real-life example of Dong Shi imitating Xi Shi?

Has Mei Chuan Neiku forgotten how her BABA was disliked?

This meal seems a bit questionable.

Jiang Xiao simply wanted to cook a meal with his daughter.

And isn't Meichuan Neikku's purpose a bit too obvious?

According to the plan, Mei Chuan Neiku should have done it together with Da Pang.

Unfortunately, the latter had just rewarded him with a Black Tiger Heart attack that afternoon.

How dare he invite Big Fatty?

So now he's a one-legged, one-armed man running errands in the kitchen.

Just this posture.

The viewers in the live stream felt uncomfortable watching it.

Umekawa used his hips to brace himself firmly against the edge of the table to maintain the stability of his lower limbs.

Then press your face down on the grass carp to hold it in place, and use your right hand to hold the knife and slice the fish into fillets.

Can you cook a good meal with this posture?

Meichuan Household has full confidence in the specialties of its country!

Speaking of cherry blossom-themed delicacies.

When people think of sashimi, they probably think of that, right?

However, Mei Chuan Neiku overlooked something very important.

Almost none of the men in the cherry blossom area know how to cook.

Because most of the women there are full-time housewives, and the men are only responsible for working and earning money.

This resulted in his knife skills being exceptionally poor.

Furthermore, by pressing the fish down with one's face to hold it in place, the fish slices were... well, let's just say they were sliced ​​terribly.

She even accidentally left a cut on her face.

As for the sliced ​​fish fillets

Hmm, perhaps calling it fish chunks would be more accurate?

The locals in the Sakura livestream room couldn't stand it anymore.

[What?! What kind of rubbish is our Neku-kun making? IP: Sakura]

[I want to ask, what kind of fish did he use? IP: Sakura]

[Are they really just going to ignore everything and bury themselves in watching movies? IP: Dragon]

The Chinese viewers in the live stream were all waiting to see the joke.

[I've been to Sakura, and their sashimi usually uses yellowtail, salmon, and sea bream, but he served a large grass carp with dried chicken feathers? IP: Dragon]

I remember grass carp is also an option, right? The sashimi dishes from Guangdong and Guangxi are very famous, and grass carp is one of them. (ip dragon)

Are you sure these two can be confused? (IP: Dragon)

Chapter 56 Delicious Food

[In Guangdong and Guangxi, grass carp is used to make sashimi, but how much marinade do they use? High-concentration white vinegar is an essential ingredient! IP: Longguo]

indeed.

The knife skills used to slice raw fish in Guangdong and Guangxi alone far surpass those of Meichuan Neiku.

Moreover, the process of bleeding, removing the fishy smell, and disinfecting freshwater fish is far more complicated than that of saltwater fish.

Let's take another look at the Umekawa Treasury.

Good guy!

Stun the fish by smashing it, then scrape off the scales and slicing it open!

Not to mention those thick, thin slices.

But the sight of all that blood splattering was disgusting.

[Just wondering, do you cherry blossoms like to eat these kinds of weird-looking things? IP: Dragon]

[Baka! This is Mei Chuan's personal behavior! You Chinese can't generalize this to the level of our entire country! IP: Sakura]

Clearly, even Sakura's perverted thoughts felt that the sashimi made by Umekawa Uchikura was a bit perverted.

Well, the person involved, Umekawa Neku, didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.

And he even had a smug look on his face.

Zhou Qin and the other two waited quietly outside the kitchen for good news.

Because it was Mei Chuan Neiku herself who said it, today we're going to let their taste buds truly blossom!

"Mom, is Dad's cooking really that good?"