I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

Big Fatty was very skeptical about this.

Zhou Qin didn't say anything, but could only wonder why she hadn't heard the clanging of pots and pans after all this time.

The old woman smacked her lips, indicating that she could accept anything, whether it tasted good or not.

After all, the old lady's generation came from a life of hardship, so as long as the food wasn't poisoned, that was fine.

The kitchen's inner storage room has reached its final stage.

He made several cuts to the fish pieces to make them less thick, and thoughtfully removed the large fish bones inside.

He rinsed the blood off the surface several times with clean water.

It looks bright red, which makes it seem like the real deal.

hiss.

Something's wrong?

Someone in the live chat raised a question.

[Huh? That's strange, why does the flesh of his grass carp look so red?]

[Bump! I'm curious too. Shouldn't it normally be white? Or with a bit of red at the tail? Does anyone know what's going on?]

"Um, what I'm saying is, is it possible that he didn't drain all the blood?"

Normally, after scaling, the stomach is opened and then soaked in cold water to remove the blood. After soaking in a basin of water, the stomach turns red.

【What about him?】

They knocked the fish unconscious, then removed the scales and started slicing it.

That bright red fish meat was full of blood!

At this point, Meichuan Neikku was almost finished.

But something gave him a headache.

There's no wasabi here.

Then we'll have to settle for dipping it in soy sauce.

Oh, and add some vinegar to remove the fishy smell.

"Mmm, yoshi! So pretty!"

After everything was prepared, Mei Chuan Neiku directly plated it and took it away!

There are no more comments from people who like Japanese pop culture in the live chat, because they feel ashamed.

These are all jokes made by people from China.

[My God! He didn't even try a single bite?]

It's clear he's quite satisfied with his abysmal cooking skills.

It's hard to imagine what it would taste like. Any friends from Guangdong or Guangxi who can share their thoughts?

[I'm from Guangdong and Guangxi, and even dogs wouldn't eat this fish fillet made by this scoundrel! Seriously, I'm not kidding, a cat might eat it.]

Don't you like to eat raw fish where you're from?

Some people have raised questions.

Hey buddy, we do like eating sashimi, but have you ever seen our sashimi before?

[Let's not even talk about the ingredients and side dishes. Our sashimi is sliced ​​very thinly and in small pieces, and the washing, soaking, and deodorizing process alone takes several hours. What kind of rubbish is this?]

[Given his method, I reckon one bite would be enough to make blood and foam rise to his mouth!]

Looking at the things laid out on the plate, Zhou Qin and the other two couldn't help but frown.

What is this?

It's clear that Umekawa Neikura has tried his best to arrange these messy fish slices neatly.

And what are this bottle of soy sauce and vinegar for?

"Mom, could this be poisonous?"

Big Fatty had never seen raw fish or sashimi before, but he wasn't stupid; he knew that these things had never even been cooked.

The old woman, who had just been confident in her recipes and ate everything, started to have doubts.

It's true that conditions were poor in her time, but you can still boil food in water even without oil or salt, right?

Who eats raw fish directly? That's so perverted!

Seeing the questioning looks on everyone's faces, Mei Chuan Neiku said confidently.

"This is a specialty fish slice from our cherry blossom farm. It's normal that you haven't tried it before."

Holy crap! That's utterly shameless!

[Even though sashimi originated in our Dragon Kingdom, Sakura keeps calling it theirs~]

Haha, whatever. Like I always say, people often crave what they lack most.

I could see the deep-seated inferiority complex ingrained in them.

Sakura's popularity is so high that she wants to pick up a keyboard and fight back.

However, they were also wary of the unparalleled land-based martial arts masters of the Dragon Kingdom, so they dared not participate.

When it comes to the fighting power of national treasures, one Chinese person can make five Japanese people cry with their words.

Moreover, a simple search will reveal that sashimi did indeed originate from China.

Sashimi?

Zhou Qin clicked her tongue, then slowly nodded.

Zhou had indeed heard of such a thing; it came from a small island overseas.

"Okay, I'll try a bite~"

Zhou Qin picked up a piece first, ready to put it in her mouth.

Umekawa Neikuri quickly stopped her, because Neikuri-kun knew that the first bite of food had to be perfect!

"Hey! Wait a minute, honey, you can dip it in soy sauce and vinegar, it tastes even better!"

"Alright, this is too much trouble!"

Zhou Qin picked up the smallest-looking piece of fish, dipped it in the sauce, and put it in her mouth.

! ! ! !

Zhou Qin: (;Д`)

That one bite almost ruptured my liver and gallbladder!

fishy!

It wasn't just the fishy smell; the chewy texture and some strange juices all exploded in her mouth!

The nausea came from the inside out!

The throat felt sticky, and the juice seemed to be flowing into the stomach, but it was actually drilling straight into the skull!

If it weren't for Zhou Qin's strong willpower, things would probably have turned into something bizarre!

Oh my god!

It looks like pig bran and soybean paste mixed together and fermented for ten years!

Zhou Qin's brain was completely dazed by the smell, and she even forgot to spit it out.

Seeing Zhou Qin's blank stare.

The grandmother and grandson thought the sashimi was some kind of delicacy, so they both started eating.

As soon as it entered my mouth

Three people: (;Д`)(﹏)

My mother!

Their souls have all ascended to heaven!

"Ugh! Ugh!"

"yue! vomit yue"

The fattest person, with the weakest willpower, was so disgusted that he became bizarre.

A left hook smashed Mei Chuan Neiku's head.

what's the situation?

Even in death, Mei Chuan Neiku still had a stunned and bewildered expression.

Is it because it doesn't taste good?

When he regained consciousness after being reborn, he had already lost his last arm.

Only his right leg remained.