Chapter 1194 Gintama: Hot Pot Arc - A Battle of Wits Among Geniuses Over Hot Pot?!
(P.S.: I glanced at the comments section and still haven't decided what to write. I'll just continue with a few more chapters of classic Gintama battles of wits to tide me over. I'm going to go check my watchlist...)
[As the love story spanning a thousand years came to an end, a bright title appeared on the screen once again—"Hot pot, a microcosm of life!"]
"It looks like the world of Emiya Ashikaga, that's great! We need a world where simplicity is the essence to heal our wounded hearts."
"But then again, is the symbolism of hot pot really that profound...?"
When everyone's eyes fell on the title, for some reason, an irrepressible urge to complain welled up in my heart like a tide.
Gintama World
"..." The Yorozuya trio fell silent as they stared at the eye-catching headline on the screen.
"Gintoki." Shinpachi pushed up his reflective glasses, his throat bobbing as he hesitated, "This 'Hot Pot Arc,' could it be...?"
"Baka yarou!" Gintoki's face was covered in fine beads of sweat as he tried to remain calm. "What hot pot arc? Hey, don't scare yourself, Shinpachi!"
It must be my imagination. I'm still feeling the effects of the alcohol I drank last night, which is causing me to hallucinate.
Besides, can the hot pot episode of Gintamar really be made into a heartwarming slice-of-life episode like the Emiya Setsu episode?
PTA's nose is very sensitive, damn it!
"But, Gintoki," Shinpachi pointed at the screen, his voice trembling slightly, "was that natural curly hair also an illusion?"
“Nani——!!”
When Yin 273 looked at the screen in disbelief, he knew he would have to write an apology letter to the PTA again.
[As the title ends, the scene shifts to a room, where a familiar figure appears: silver-haired, naturally curly hair, a bun hairstyle, and glasses.]
They sat solemnly around the hot pot, each holding chopsticks like soldiers gripping weapons, their eyes fixed intently on the boiling broth in the center.
"No! If I look away, the meat inside will be eaten!"
"Really..." Faced with Kagura's distrust, Gintoki sighed and rubbed his forehead in anguish.
“We rarely have the chance to eat sukiyaki, but on such a celebratory day, how could we do something so tasteless!”
Even Shinpachi, standing to the side, couldn't help but nod in agreement. After all, saying such things on such a joyous occasion was truly disheartening!
Faced with their heartbroken accusations, Kagura lowered her head in shame: "It's my fault, I shouldn't have said such vulgar things..."
"A great opportunity—!!"
Almost the instant Kagura's gaze left the hot pot, Gintoki and Shinpachi's eyes suddenly sharpened.
Like two arrows released from a bow, the two of them swiftly reached for the steaming hot pot with their chopsticks.
[With a splash of broth, the ingredients in the hot pot were stirred and churned, splattering broth all over the table.]
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! Kagura-chan really knew you guys right... You really are capable of doing such tasteless things!!"
"Goodness, so it's the Yorozuya's shameless trio. No wonder, that's just how the company culture is; betraying your teammates is the norm."
Watching this scene, everyone watching the video was laughing so hard they almost choked. What despicable adults! They even lied to a child. There's probably not a shred of integrity left in either of them!
Hot pot truly is a microcosm of life; the deceit and treachery they taught Kagura-chan were her first lesson—never believe what adults say!
"Damn it! How dare you lie to me!" Kagura glared angrily at the messy desk, her face contorted with rage. "It's all your fault! My heart is becoming increasingly impure!"
Faced with Kagura's accusations, the shameless Gintoki not only felt no remorse, but instead shifted all the blame onto Kagura.
"The dining table is a battlefield. I taught you that long ago, have you forgotten?"
Gintoki spouted nonsense with a straight face, while Kagura turned her head away angrily: "Everyone is an enemy! I won't trust anyone anymore!"
"That's the kind of aura you need." Gintoki's eyes were full of approval, and he generously shared his life philosophy.
"You must hate me more, despise me more, loathe me more, and hate me even more; feed on your hatred and live on in this rotten world."
"Hey Gintoki, did you get the wrong script?! These aren't your lines..."
"Wow, hot pot is a microcosm of life, you could call it Naruto, right? The Uchiha who took on seven opponents at once are totally impressed!"
Listening to Gintoki's earnest teachings to Kagura, the faces of the people from other worlds darkened. Seriously, what kind of nonsense life lessons are you feeding the child?!
It turns out that a good educational environment is indeed very important for children. No wonder Kagura-chan will be so shameless in the future; it's all because of that useless natural curly hair!
Azure Sea World
"The dining table is a battlefield!!!" Iori narrowed his eyes slightly, a sharp, hawk-like glint in them: "That's absolutely right..."
The same applies to drinking parties; figuring out how to get Kohei to drink the disguised oolong tea is quite an art.
If one is not careful, it will...
Just as Iori was secretly making plans, Kohei walked over with a bright smile and a drink in hand: "It's so hot today, have a cup of oolong tea to quench your thirst."
"Ah, thank you so much." Iori took the cup without hesitation and took a big gulp, then silently stared at the cup in her eyes.
He skillfully took out a lighter and lit it. *Pfft!* The blue flame illuminated Iori's gloomy face.
"Tetsu-meh—" Iori, her face contorted with rage, assumed a fighting stance and roared as she charged toward Kohei.
"I should be the one who's angry!!" Kohei caught up with him, his face contorted with rage. "Don't think I can't guess what you were thinking, Kitahara!"
Strike first and you'll have the advantage; strike later and you'll suffer... That's the consequence of carelessness on the battlefield!
Watching the two locked in a fierce battle, Qian Sha frowned, sighing with unbearable urge to watch: "Seriously, idiots..."
How could a diving club possibly have genuine oolong tea?!
As Gintoki and Kagura began arguing, the previously harmonious atmosphere inside the Yorozuya instantly became incredibly heavy, filled with a chilling aura.
"Damn it." Shinpachi's eyes instantly sharpened like a hawk's, radiating an incomparably cold and aloof aura. "I didn't expect it to turn out like this."
"Eating sukiyaki at the current Yorozuya is like throwing the Carnival of Fantasy Westward Journey's Wan-chan in front of Berserker..."
Shinpachi knew that if things continued like this, the remaining meat would splatter everywhere before it even reached his mouth!
Don't focus on eating more meat than others!
Instead, the first priority should be preventing the meat from being destroyed by the wild animals in front of it!
These guys may be stupid, but they have a stronger sense of pride than anyone else. If we just provoke that...
This is a gamble, but to protect the meat, this is the only option left!
"Who else could you be but a handsome guy? Did you get new glasses frames?? How could Shinpachi be this handsome?!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Throwing Wang-chan in front of Lion Saber? Goodness, another strange metaphor has emerged, but I can only say, this metaphor is incredibly vivid!!"
"Hey bro, we're just having hot pot, not trying to solve a criminal case. Do we have to be so calculating?!"
Seeing the others secretly plotting against Shinpachi, everyone else in the other worlds felt a bit annoyed. Just how poor were these guys? They only ate hotpot, it couldn't be that bad...
Unexpectedly, even the usually honest glasses frame has started to play tricks. It seems that among these three, Kagura is probably the most harmless!
Fantasy Carnival World
"Those who play tactics are all dirty-minded, but..." Wang Jiang lit a cigarette with a melancholy look on his face, took a deep drag, and said, "Why did they have to use me as an analogy?!"
Why do they still persecute me in other parts of the world?
"You'll get used to it, 1ancer." The old gatekeeper patted him heavily on the shoulder, his face full of sighs: "After all, your legendary experience is something that not just anyone can have."
That's such a perfect metaphor!
Wang-chan threw it in front of Berserker? Which Berserker could withstand the test of the blue spearmen on the rotating path?
It's like having a hot pot placed in front of the Yorozuya trio—who could resist?!
"Then what is this all about?" After reluctantly accepting this explanation, Wang Jiang pointed speechlessly at the hot pot on the screen, which was filled with scheming and plotting.
"..." The gatekeeper fell silent upon seeing this; even he was at a loss for words.
What's the Yorozuya family having for dinner today? A battle of wits over hot pot among geniuses?!
Chapter 1195 Hot pot is a battlefield! Those with low IQs don't deserve to sit at the table!
In the blink of an eye, Shinpachi, his thoughts racing like lightning, had already confidently devised a countermeasure.
"I'm not eating anymore..."
Without hesitation, he slammed his chopsticks onto the table, feigning nonchalance, shrugged, and spoke to the two of them in a deliberately casual tone.
"There's no need to argue over hot pot, it's so embarrassing!"
"Besides, I just had barbecue with my sister yesterday, and I'm a little tired of it."
"You two can keep fighting!" he said, glancing sideways at the two scrambling at him, a barely perceptible smile playing on his lips.
However, beneath Shinpachi's seemingly casual exterior, a chilling glint lurked in his eyes, like a hunter hidden in the darkness.
He silently thought to himself: Come on, you beasts, take the bait!
"Big brother, you guys are just eating hot pot, not fighting over the throne or vying for the crown. Do you have to be so dramatic?"
Witnessing this scene, everyone felt both amused and exasperated, and an overwhelming sense of absurdity welled up in their hearts, almost causing them to burst into laughter.
Who would have thought that having a hot pot meal at Yorozuya's house could turn into a battlefield filled with conspiracies and intrigues?
To put it simply, Aqua might not even get a sip of soup at this table, because those with low IQs don't deserve to sit at the table!
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