What?! Barbecue? Tired of it?

Having just escaped the stake, Akihisa instantly lost his composure, his voice rising abruptly: "What kind of luxurious trouble is this?!"

Yuuji looked at him with disdain and rolled his eyes, saying, "Idiot, can't you even see that? Shinpachi is clearly using a feigned retreat as a tactic to advance!"

This tactic is effective, but using it on two shameless individuals is very risky.

Because all that useless old man had to do was simply reply, "Tired of eating? Then don't eat anymore," and that would be enough to eliminate Shinpachi from the battlefield, leaving him with no chance of ever making a comeback!

Therefore, this is a high-stakes gamble, and also a psychological battle!

but……

Seeing Akihisa's bewildered expression, Yuuji knew he might have wasted his breath. After a moment of thought, he said, "To explain things better, how about we play a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!"

"Eh, let's forget it, Yuuji." Although Akihisa said he refused, his actions were quite honest as he obediently pulled out the invincible Sebastián!

"It's alright." Yuuji smiled warmly and patted his shoulder gently.

"This time I won't use that underhanded move of summoning my right fist as an attack stance. If you don't believe me, I can even let you go first!"

"Since we've come this far, I'll trust you one more time, Yuuji." Looking at the other's sincere smile, Akihisa nodded. "However, I still have a backup plan!"

How can the invincible Sebastián go first?

“If you’re ready…” Yuuji slowly took a deep breath, clenched his left fist, and slammed it down towards Akihisa with a whooshing sound: “Summon your left hand to attack stance!!”

After sending Akihisa flying, Yuuji slowly withdrew his fist and said earnestly, "This... is Shinpachi-kun's strategy of retreating to advance. Now you know how terrifying this move is."

While it might seem a bit unethical, all's fair in war, and that's what the battlefield is all about, Akihisa...

[And things seemed to be going as Shinpachi had predicted; the two brainless beasts quickly took the bait.]

[Gintoki's sharp gaze lingered briefly on Shinpachi, and after a moment's thought, he slowly and gently put down the chopsticks he was tightly gripping.]

"Arguing like this over a mere meal of meat? We might as well not eat it at all! Don't you feel ashamed?!"

"Hmph!" With a sharp crack, Kagura slammed her chopsticks on the table in annoyance: "Fine, I won't eat it!"

"Actually, I don't really want to eat meat, I'm a vegetarian..."

In an instant, the atmosphere around the hot pot restaurant, which had just been filled with a tense, almost battlefield-like aura, suddenly changed, with everyone expressing their disinterest in the hot pot.

[Even Shinpachi himself hadn't expected the effect to be several times stronger than anticipated, leading to an unexpected and awkward situation.]

This is bad. I was the one who said that first, so it wouldn't be natural to suggest continuing to eat. Most importantly, it's so embarrassing...

"Hahaha, those guys are terrifying from head to toe except for their mouths. They clearly want to eat it to death, but they can't bring themselves to do it. It's all a psychological game!"

The onlookers were astonished. These three idiots were practically Einstein when it came to eating; it was all a setup!

They even shamelessly said things like, "I'm a vegetarian."

Gintama World

"Seriously, just how poor are those three idiots at the Yorozuya?" Hijikata Toshiro muttered, a cigarette dangling from his lips, utterly speechless.

"What vegetarian? With her appetite that's almost like a Super Saiyan's, she's clearly a fast food enthusiast!"

It's just a regular sukiyaki meal, not some kind of One Piece heist, why all this...?

wrong! ! !

Thinking of this, Hijikata Toshiro's expression suddenly froze. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

For the Yorozuya crew who go hungry nine meals a day for three days, that precious meat tumbling in the pot might really be One Piece.

However, since we're talking about hot pot... then it's all about the dipping sauces!

"Listen up, all of you!!" Fourteen suddenly stood up, as if flames were burning all over him: "The soul of hot pot lies in the dipping sauce! And the ultimate secret of the dipping sauce is—mayonnaise!"

"If this were applied to the laws of the bureau, anyone who eats hot pot without dipping it in mayonnaise should commit seppuku!"

That resolute expression seemed to be proclaiming an unquestionable truth in the world of hot pot...

Why?!

"Hot pot with mayonnaise? This is an inhuman combination! Are you sure you're okay?! Are you really sure you're okay?!"

Asking for flowers

Compared to the verbal protests of the Shinsengumi, Sougo, carrying a bazooka, revealed an innocent smile: "Mr. Hijikata, why don't you go find One Piece in the Grand Line!"

"I might even run into dog food enthusiasts there, but right now... Ghana!"

Fourteen, drenched in cold sweat, retreated repeatedly: "Hey...wait...it was just a joke...no no no...ahhh!"

POOM——

Just when Shinpachi was caught in a dilemma because his scheme was too effective and he couldn't think of a way to break the deadlock.

[Gintoki, who had been feigning indifference, suddenly sharpened his gaze to the point of sharpness, like a hawk, and his entire aura subtly shifted.]

[This is bad. I deliberately went along with Shinpachi's words to lower their guard...]

[I never expected Kagura to go along with him. In this situation, it's too difficult to suggest continuing to eat hot pot!]

If this stalemate continues, this hot pot meal is undoubtedly doomed.

"No, we must stop this from happening no matter what!" Although Gintoki was extremely anxious, his face remained calm, like a still lake without a ripple, his expression unchanged.

At that moment, he was screaming in his heart: "Someone come quick! Tell them you want to eat meat, you really want to eat meat!"

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! I never expected there to be such a master. They managed to turn a hotpot meal into a battle of wits and courage."

"You're all tactical geniuses, and you're all very cool, but at least use that intelligence for something useful! If you don't eat soon, the hot pot will burn!"

Seeing the two with their own ulterior motives, the people from other worlds almost laughed themselves to death. They never expected that there would be someone who would turn the tables on them, and that they would get so excited while eating hot pot.

That's not the scariest part. The scariest part is that no matter how much they're internally acting, their expressions remain completely unchanged!

They are all Oscar-winning actors!

You absolutely must notice this, Shinpachi!

Gintoki glanced subtly at the silent glasses frame, his mind racing.

[You have to say that, please. Here's 300 yen for you...]

Faced with Gintoki's desperate pleas, Shinpachi, who also sensed the predicament, was tormented and longed for someone to notice the increasingly awkward and troublesome situation.

Who will speak up...?

I want to eat meat. Actually, I haven't eaten meat for six months. I think everyone else should feel the same way!

"Six whole months without eating meat?! No wonder Kagura said she was a vegetarian, she really has been eating vegetarian food every day (forced)!!"

"Poor Kagura-chan, she probably never gets a full meal at the Yorozuya..."

Seeing this scene, everyone's eyes were filled with pity. They hadn't eaten meat for half a year. The last person to be this miserable was the stupid Jiu who survived on salt water.

No wonder they're so cunning when it comes to eating hot pot; they're all actually drooling over it, they're just stubborn!

Chapter 1196 The hotpot is full of cunning! I haven't eaten meat in half a year!

Another World Quartet World

"I haven't eaten meat in half a year..." Kazuma's lips twitched as he looked at the group of people with off-the-charts IQs on the screen: "Just how difficult is it for this Yorozuya family!"

He really wanted to know what exactly the Yorozuya did, whether it was a mysterious society that manufactured and sold Patriots.

If they could apply the "cleverness" they displayed so brilliantly at the hot pot party to their daily work, they wouldn't have gone half a year without making any money!

It turns out that the skill of making money really has little to do with intelligence; even Aqua can support herself by working part-time...

"Kazma-kun, stop now. If you keep talking, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist giving them some gold coins to buy some meat for the kids."

Old Bone couldn't bear to look and covered his face with his hands. Their living conditions were already so dire, yet they could still pretend to be tired of eating meat!

These guys are not only shameless, they're also incredibly thick-skinned.

"Oh, poor Kagura-chan." Subaru Natsuki couldn't help but sigh heavily, his eyes full of pity: "She's like a little white rabbit mixed in with a pack of hungry wolves, she's the most innocent one."

Compared to those two adults who were scheming and plotting, Kagura was practically harmless, and was forced to become a vegetarian.

"953? Who? Kagura-chan?" Kazuma, standing to the side, looked as if he had seen a ghost, his face full of disbelief.

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should complain or not!

Can a child growing up in such a bizarre environment be innocent? Do they really think everyone is some kind of shill...?

Baka and Test: Summoning World

Yuji sighed softly, a hint of helplessness and pity in his eyes: "They haven't eaten meat for half a year, and they can still pretend to be so reserved."

It's like a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) teenager seeing a genuine EX gel stick in front of him, but still acting completely uninterested—it's all an act!

"Hey, it's been half a year since you last ate meat, hasn't it?" Akihisa had just woken up from being knocked unconscious by Yuuji's heavy punch with his left hand when he heard Yuuji's words.

"Let alone meat, I can't even remember the last time I ate white rice."

Yuuji sighed silently: "It's amazing you've survived until now, Akihisa!"

The lecherous man silently gave a thumbs up: "No wonder he's a genius who survives on calories, truly a hero..."

"Akihisa, are you really alright?" Hideyoshi frowned slightly, his words revealing his concern.

"It's perfectly fine!" Mingjiu subconsciously raised his hand to rub his swollen left cheek, and a smile returned to his face.

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