"No, I didn't mean that." Hideyoshi shook his head, then continued earnestly, "I meant your stomach. Don't you really need to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

Your stomach is evolving in a way, able to precisely extract the calories needed for survival from salt water and sugar water!

Just as Gintoki and Shinpachi seemed to be in a prisoner's dilemma, at a loss for what to do amidst their entanglement and stalemate, Kagura's stomach suddenly emitted a strange sound.

"Gurgle—"

In that instant, a glint flashed in their eyes; they realized that the perfect opportunity to break the stalemate had arrived!

"Since you're so hungry, shall we continue eating hot pot? I don't mind, what do you guys think?"

[Gintoki's seemingly casual question was actually a subtle maneuver, cleverly shifting the blame to others.]

"Kagura, it's best not to push yourself too hard." Shinpachi's face instantly lit up with a concerned expression: "I don't really mind."

Seeing that Shinpachi wasn't taking the bait, Gintoki had no choice but to change the subject back to hot pot: "That's true, but the hot pot is right in front of me, so I don't really care..."

Shinpachi glanced at the boiling hot pot, swallowing silently, "To be honest, it is quite wasteful, but I don't really care..."

"The filthy adult world, how many times have we said 'it doesn't matter'? Of course, I don't care!"

"Haha, is it so hard to just say you want to eat? I bet even if you threw your mouths into a hot pot for ten minutes, they'd still be hard."

Witnessing the two still racking their brains and frantically trying to find a way out, the people from other worlds were filled with helplessness, their expressions a mixture of laughter and tears.

The child's stomach is growling with hunger, so can we please stop with all the complicated procedures?

Putting aside whether the meat cooking in the hot pot is too tough or not, Kagura is starving!

Seeing the two of them looking down on the hot pot, Kagura's pride was instantly ignited, and she stubbornly said, "I don't care, I have pickled seaweed anyway!"

"idiot--!!!"】

In an instant, Gintoki and Shinpachi became agitated, and simultaneously slammed one foot onto the table.

"A child who is still developing, if they only eat that stuff and don't eat proper meals, do you know what the consequences will be?!"

"Don't you feel sorry for the farmers and the beef?!"

At this moment, they resembled a disheartened and frustrated father. Their faces were filled with seriousness and anxiety as they harshly reprimanded Kagura with heartache.

"It's clearly you two who really want hot pot, you can't wait to eat it! Don't use a child as an excuse, you two shameless bastards!!"

"Good grief, you two even knew Kagura was still developing... Why didn't you do this sooner? You two were the ones who were most eager to fight over her from the beginning."

Seeing the two men in the video looking at each other with the sternness of fathers, everyone watching was stunned. The Yorozuya really is a loving family.

I have a question I'd like to ask: isn't this sudden display of "fatherly love" a bit late?

Look at this brat in front of me, eating snacks and throwing a tantrum, refusing to eat his meal properly.

[Shinoba instantly switched to a motherly mode, gently picking some food from the hot pot, placing it in a bowl, and carefully handing it over.]

[His words conveyed deep concern: "Here, I've served you the food."]

[Hmm, it's filled with dishes carefully selected by Shinpachi, including konjac, mushrooms, tofu... but not a single piece of meat!]

"May I?"】

"Of course." Gintoki crossed his arms, like a smug old father, and said irritably, "I already said it was bought for you to eat."

"What are you dawdling for? Hurry up and eat, you idiot! If you keep dawdling, I'll beat you up!!"

In that instant, the atmosphere of the battlefield, which had just been tense and turbulent, suddenly shifted, and the entire scene was instantly filled with warmth.

"You all spoil her... Hmm? Wait, is it all vegetarian food?"

"Although this scene looks very heartwarming, you should at least give the child some meat! Giving them only vegetables isn't healthy enough!"

"Haha, you didn't even pick up a piece of meat? I really underestimated you, Glasses Frame. That's too mean."

Looking at the bowl full of vegetables on the screen, everyone watching the video almost burst out laughing. They never expected that Shinpachi, who seemed so honest, was actually up to no good!

The kids were practically begging for food, and all they got was a bowl of vegetables? Are these Yorozuya people crazy with poverty? That's incredibly cheap...

Emiya Family's Meal World

"Hiss—" Rin Tohsaka couldn't help but gasp, her eyes filled with amazement, and she sincerely exclaimed, "This is truly a battle between masters, every move is deadly!"

The dinner table is like a battlefield. Rin Tohsaka used to scoff at this saying, but now she believes it...

They didn't even let their guard down around a single child, and even under these circumstances, they managed to carefully avoid the beef and instead picked up a bowl of vegetables!

Shinpachi not only established a kind-hearted image through this, but also managed to naturally serve himself a bowl afterwards...

It’s high, really high!

Upon hearing this, Shirou swallowed hard without making a sound, his voice becoming somewhat hesitant: "No, no, it's not that complicated. It's just having hot pot, not like we're fighting a Holy Grail War!"

“It’s entirely possible, Shirou!” Saber beside him said with a serious expression. “Don’t forget, hunger is the enemy.”

The group of people, who hadn't eaten meat for six months, were starving. As they said, it wasn't a dining table; it was a battlefield!

"..." Shirou fell silent upon hearing this, his thoughts drifting away involuntarily.

I wonder if the version of myself who went to Avalon with Saber had the means to cook, after all, a hungry lion is terrifying!

"Ahem." As Kagura quietly ate the vegetables in her bowl, Gintoki coughed twice, feigning nonchalance. "Well, let's start eating then, even though I don't really want to."

“But it’s not right for me to be the only one not eating, Shinpachi, you should eat too…”

"Alright." Shinpachi sighed helplessly, looking quite troubled, and said with a slight frown, "I don't really want to eat meat, but it's a shame to throw it away."

However, right in their blind spot, Shinpachi's expression suddenly changed. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

He instantly shed his previous troubled expression, replacing it with a cold and stern look, his eyes revealing a hint of scrutiny and calculation.

[Finally out of trouble... but the current situation is still not good; I can't just go straight for the meat!]

After rejecting sukiyaki once, there's a feeling of unease about trying to break into the hot pot market. I need to think carefully about how to change things.

"Brother, just eat it! You can't put food on the table! Don't forget, six months...you haven't eaten meat for a full six months!"

"Good grief, I want to eat meat, but I can't just say I want to eat meat, right? The problem is, there are only three of you, who are you trying to impress with this act of being reserved!"

Watching those few people still stubbornly clinging to their pride and suffering for it, the other worlds couldn't help but twitch their lips. They could only say, hotpot truly is a microcosm of life…

Deceit and treachery are rampant everywhere!

To put it simply, apart from Kagura, none of these other players have the reputation score to play ranked matches; they're too cunning!

Chapter 1197 Hot Pot General! A dining table full of psychological games!

Gazing at the steaming hot pot before them, the bubbling broth seemed to stir the hearts of Gintoki and Shinpachi, causing them to involuntarily swallow.

However, despite their burning desire, they were like trapped beasts in a maze, unable to find a legitimate reason to indulge in hot pot.

Is there any way to do this?!

Love is war, and so is hot pot. It's a battle where dignity is at stake; if you act rashly, you'll lose...

Azure Sea World

Watching the two still locked in their battle of wits, Senior Tokita stroked his chin, looking puzzled: "...Why aren't they eating? Isn't the pot on? Isn't there meat?"

As for face and dignity?

Don't be ridiculous. These shameless guys are just like their two adorable juniors; they've long since lost all sense of dignity!

"I find it strange too." Senior Shou nodded in equal confusion, and hesitantly guessed, "Could it be... that the hot pot broth isn't strong enough?"

Shi Tian suddenly realized, and skillfully pulled a bottle with a skull label from his bag: "You're right! How can ordinary hot pot broth possibly be enough?!"

"It has to be spicy with the diving club's special hellish lava broth (99% alcohol fuel)..." (Don't even try it, it'll kill you.)

In an instant, the faces of the two beast senbei suddenly twisted, their expressions becoming ferocious and terrifying, like demons from hell, emitting chilling growls.

"This must be shared with our lovely juniors!!"

Realizing the situation was critical, Iori was about to turn and run away when Kohei, with a solemn expression and a deep look on his face, blocked her way: "Kitahara..."

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"I learned something from this hot pot: the more you try to outsmart people, the more you'll discover that human capabilities have limits."

"What...what exactly are you trying to say?!" Iori turned around and looked at the two beasts that were approaching step by step behind her, her face filled with panic.

"What I want to say is, Kitahara..." Kohei suddenly sprang to his feet, lunging forward and grabbing Iori's neck: "I'm not human anymore! Let's go to hell together, WRYYYYYY—!!"

That's right. Realizing that he was no match for Iori in terms of physical strength, Kohei chose to give up thinking. Since he couldn't escape, he might as well drag this bastard down with him to his death!

"Kissama!!" Iori's eyes rolled back as she was being strangled, but she still struggled with all her might: "Let...let go...we're best friends."

"Mudada, mudada, mudada!" Upon hearing this, Kohei's face became even more ferocious, and the veins on his arms bulged: "Accepting the baptism of the Requiem of the Water of Life is your destiny!"

In the end, the two couldn't escape the two beastly seniors' enthusiastic invitation and happily agreed to attend the evening diving club's special hell lava hot pot banquet!

Just then, Katsura, carrying Elizabeth, suddenly burst in through the window, instantly shattering the delicate balance between Gintoki and Shinpachi.

“Something unexpected happened,” the wig said, walking casually to an empty seat and sitting down with perfect ease.

"Excuse me, could you please let us hide the eggs? It would be too much trouble for you to add scallions if we asked for meat!"

"This is really helpful for our konjac! Thank you so much, sukiyaki!"

Hearing this nonsensical talk, Shinpachi's forehead veins throbbed: "What is this guy talking about?!"

"I didn't expect there to be such an expert? But with that wig's eccentric and naturally ditzy personality, can he possibly defeat these two Einsteins?"

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