Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

What a terrifying scheme! Do the Yorozuya family always have to make every meal this dramatic?!

Even Shinichi wouldn't be worthy of sitting at the Sakata family's dinner table; they're just too ruthless!!

"Um...excuse me..." Shinpachi silently looked at the crab, which was missing a leg: "It seems that Crab-sama was injured during the power outage."

[Gintoki remained calm, and in a seemingly casual yet somewhat confident tone, guessed, "He probably bumped his little toe on the table leg."]

"..." Faced with this absurd and nonsensical reason, the atmosphere once again fell into an eerie silence.

"It wasn't me!!" Kagura raised her voice instantly, as if to vent all her grievances: "Stealing food during a power outage? I wouldn't do something so pathetic."

“It wasn’t me either.” Shinpachi’s gaze darted back and forth between the two, full of scrutiny and suspicion. “It’s definitely one of you two, isn’t it?”

"What a joke, you bastard! You definitely did it!" Kagura angrily pointed at Shinpachi: "He just cried out in pain, did he get pricked by a crab spine?"

[Shinobu instantly flew into a rage: "He just bumped his head on the door!!"]

As their argument escalated, the idea of ​​peaceful enjoyment was long forgotten, and the atmosphere instantly became tense and hostile.

"Heh, the culprit has already revealed himself! How could that good-for-nothing silver-haired curly-haired guy have such a calm reaction when the crab legs were stolen!"

"No, no, no, we can't rule out Kagura as the culprit. Don't forget, this woman's disguise... once fooled Gintoki and the others."

Although the possibility that Kagura and Shinpachi orchestrated the whole thing cannot be ruled out, everyone still focused their suspicions on a certain silent, silver-haired, naturally curly-haired man.

This guy's reaction was so strange, it was completely out of character for him!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"There's only one truth, there's no mistake, the culprit is you, Sakata Gintoki-san—!" Akihisa's lips slowly curled into a wicked smile, his eyes revealing an all-knowing confidence.

Then his finger pointed precisely at the screen, and in that instant, he seemed to have become the Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era.

"The crab broke its leg after bumping into the corner of the table? No idiot would believe that..."

"I see." Seeing Akihisa's confident look, Yuuji's expression also turned serious: "Even an idiot wouldn't believe that!"

Even the idiot couldn't be fooled. It seems that the reason he came up with was indeed a bit too casual, Gintoki.

Hideyoshi's eyes were full of surprise, but then a relieved smile slowly spread across his face: "You've really impressed me, Akihisa!"

"Haha, it's not that amazing." Akihisa scratched his head a little shyly after receiving the praise.

"I just found it strange that although Crab broke his leg after hitting the corner of the table with his little toe, I couldn't see the broken leg."

Hideyoshi fell silent, looking at Akihisa's smug expression with a hint of hesitation: "You mean, Lord Crab breaking his little toe isn't a problem?"

"Huh? Is there a problem?" Akihisa tilted his head in surprise. "Breaking your leg by hitting your little toe is not common, but it's not impossible."

"..." Hideyoshi was speechless. This was a big problem, Akihisa!

Yuuji also fell silent: "..."

No, no, no, breaking a leg is possible, but the thing is, a cooked crab breaking its little toe when it gets up is absolutely impossible!!!

Sorry, Gin!

I take back what I just said. Your seemingly unrealistic reason might fool a fool. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hey, stop arguing!" Seeing the situation about to turn into another hot pot scene, Gintoki righteously stopped them.

"How can you eat something so prickly and hard in complete darkness?"

Hearing this analysis, Shinpachi and Kagura, who had been arguing, calmed down.

Gintoki is right. Crab legs are not like beef; there's no way they could be eaten silently in the fleeting moment of a power outage!

Seeing that the two had taken his words to heart and stopped arguing, Gintoki nodded in satisfaction: "Isn't this perfect? ​​Everyone can get exactly three sticks now."

"This was probably a careful arrangement by Lord Crab, to prevent us from fighting over it..."

Gintoki tried his best to appear relaxed, explaining at length to dispel everyone's doubts.

However, his "crime" of stealing crab legs was hard to conceal; blood seeped from the corner of his mouth and dripped uncontrollably, leaving glaring streaks in the air.

"Um, Gintoki, excuse me! Your mouth... and what you're saying... don't quite match up, do they?"

"Although I had a vague suspicion, I never imagined it really was you who did it, you despicable adult!!"

"Dude, during those ten seconds of power outage, you actually managed to swallow a crab leg whole, shell and all. Do you have to go to such lengths?"

Seeing Gintoki's mouth constantly oozing blood, the people from other worlds were all amazed!

Even after eating the hard crab shell, there wasn't a single sound of chewing. My teeth and throat must have been pounding away by now.

With that incredible amount of bleeding, it's amazing how you managed to endure the excruciating pain and pretend nothing's wrong, Gintoki...

"Like this, everyone, stop arguing." Gintoki, completely unaware that he had been exposed, deliberately adopted an extremely magnanimous posture.

"We all kindly shared three sticks each..."

Before he could finish speaking, two feet landed precisely on his face, sending Gintoki flying like a kite with a broken string.

"What the hell are you talking about, you bastard!" Shinpachi and Kagura's angry roars echoed through the air, loudly venting their dissatisfaction with Gintoki.

"You ate it all, shell and all, and your mouth is bleeding! How fast did you eat it?!"

"What are you talking about (Zhao Zhao)?" Gintoki, his face covered in blood, looked at the two innocently. "It's because I said bad things about the legendary writer when the power went out..."

"Then suddenly a gorilla appeared and beat me up!"

To further prove his credibility, Gintoki even went so far as to recall the time he was brutally punched by the ferocious gorilla.

"He must have eaten the crab too, and that guy beat him up pretty badly. Looks like he's been under a lot of pressure!"

"No, no, no, you definitely ate the crab, didn't you? Your excuses are always so ridiculous, you bastard!"

"Legendary Writers, Gorillas... This explanation sounds quite reasonable (and convincing)! Whether you believe it or not, I believe it."

"No way, why would saying bad things about a legendary author cause a giant gorilla to jump out of your house?! Could that excuse be any more flimsy?"

Seeing that Gintoki was still stubbornly refusing to admit it, the people from other worlds were both amused and exasperated. Why don't you just admit it? This excuse probably won't even get you a sick note from your homeroom teacher!

Besides, your credibility has already plummeted to rock bottom, so what you say has virtually no credibility, let alone such absurd reasons.

Chapter 1204 Taking a Bite? You all let Kagura-chan say it!!

Gintama World

“I see.” Kondo nodded in realization, his face showing an expression that said, “I knew it.” “He spoke ill of the legendary writer, no wonder he got beaten up by the gorilla.”

That right hook was absolutely world-class; it seems that the gorilla really put a lot of pressure on him!

"Hey, hey, hey, what 'Legendary Writers' is this...?"

Fourteen, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, glanced at Kondo, who was still sighing, and thought to himself, "Don't be fooled, Kondo-san. That's just a wild gorilla."

"All she does is draw tasteless comedy comics in Weekly Shonen Jump... Waaaaaah!!!"

Before he could finish speaking, a ferocious gorilla charged out menacingly, its massive fist whistling through the air as it slammed into Fourteen's face.

In an instant, he fell backward uncontrollably like a puppet with its strings cut, crashing to the floor with a thud.

After the smoke and dust cleared, Fourteen was seen curled up on the ground in the same pose as Yamcha, and remained motionless.

"fourteen--!!!"

Kondo let out a terrified cry, then rushed forward to check on him: "How are you? Hey, cheer up, hey!"

Don't speak ill of "Legendary Writers," why won't you listen? Fourteen!

You know, an angry gorilla is terrifying; even King Frieza couldn't withstand its rage.

"Give up, Kondo-san."

Sougo covered his face in grief, his mouth almost splitting open to his ears, his shoulders trembling uncontrollably as he stammered, "Even Hijikata-san was..."

"In short, there might still be a chance if we go to Namek to find the Dragon Balls now."

"Sougo, you mean... Masaka!!" Kondo-san's eyes widened in fury, and he let out a desperate, heart-wrenching cry: "Fourteen—!"

[Faced with Gintoki's baseless reason, Shinpachi and Kagura didn't believe it at all. However, before they could make a move, the screen suddenly went black again without warning.]

"Tch, another power outage?" Amidst the darkness, Shinpachi's warning rang out again: "Gintoki, don't move! If you steal food again, I won't forgive you!"

"I told you it wasn't me, really." Gintoki was still denying it with all his might. "You guys need to be careful too, that gorilla could attack from anywhere!"

"Waaaaaahh ...

"Hey, what's wrong, Kagura?!"

Just as the two were filled with worry, the previously pitch-black screen lit up again.

But the sight before them made their hearts tighten. Kagura lay on the ground, her hands tightly covering her eyes, her body writhing in pain.

“My eyes… my eyes…”

"Kagura—!" Gintoki checked Kagura's eyes and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "She's alright, just a small cut on her eyelid."

"A gorilla... a weird gorilla just appeared and tried to steal the crab," Kagura explained, still shaken. "I tried to stop him, but..."

"Look, Shinpachi!" Gintoki pointed to a crab on the table that was missing two legs, but whose claws were stained with blood. "This must be the work of the legendary gorilla!"

"Why is there blood on the crab claw, you bastard?! You really can't trust Kagura, no... wait, you can't trust anyone at the table right now!"

"You ate it too, didn't you? You definitely ate it, Kagura-chan! What gorilla? It's all a trick."

Seeing the bloodstains on the crab's claws, the people watching the video were getting a little crazy. Is it now fashionable to perform a blood sacrifice when eating crabs? You can't eat crabs without shedding some blood, right?