It's all Gintoki's fault! Look what kind of children he's raised! They're just copying what they've been taught, without even changing his reasons.

Grand Carnival World

"I knew these people wouldn't peacefully share this crab, but could they at least come up with a more flimsy excuse..."

"Where did this gorilla come from?!?!"

Seeing Kagura, who was seriously injured while trying to stop the gorilla from stealing food, Mashu, who was in a frenzy, was speechless and couldn't understand it at all!

Are they deliberately picking a fight with gorillas?

And the timing of this power meter tripping is just too perfect! It was intentional, wasn't it? It was definitely intentional!!

"Calm down, Mashu." Gudako's expression was calm, as if no ripples could shake her: "Kagura-chan's reason sounds outrageous, but it's not necessarily impossible."

"For example... they might also have a buff that causes a gorilla to spawn when the power goes out, who knows?"

However, the words that came out of her mouth instantly left Mashu with a helpless expression and a sense of powerlessness welling up in her heart: "Senpai, what kind of messed-up setting is this!"

Also, can we trust anything Kagura-chan says? This credit card was already maxed out by Mashu back at the hot pot restaurant, so we can't believe a word of it!!

"Is this setting strange?" Gudako tilted her head with a puzzled look. "Even the great hero Arash was burdened with the setting that he couldn't see the victory results screen."

Mash sighed softly, "Senior, guess who caused Arash to bear such a burden..."

The daily fireworks display completely changed Mr. Arash's wish into wanting to see a victory screen!

[Shinpachi, seeing the bloodstains on the crab claw, instantly realized: "Seriously, you just got pricked by a crab while eating it in the dark?"]

"No—!!!"

Kagura covered her eyes tightly with both hands, and painful screams kept coming from her mouth, but even so, she still desperately denied it.

"It was a gorilla...it was a gorilla that stabbed me with a crab..." Kagura said forcefully, but she was still chewing on crab meat.

[Chew...]

"No, you just finished speaking and you're already smacking your lips." Shinpachi looked speechlessly at Kagura, who was still trying to justify herself. Could her excuse be any more flimsy?

"No!!" Kagura explained after swallowing the crab meat in her mouth, "I fought back desperately and successfully bit off the gorilla's beep!"

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of dirty talk are you making Kagura-chan say, you bastards! Can't you have any morals?!"

"Kagura-chan, as you know, I rarely side with Shinpachi, but now... I believe in the truth."

Seeing Kagura still chewing, the people from other worlds fell silent. You've been caught red-handed, and your reasoning is completely unconvincing, Kagura-chan.

Before you start making excuses, couldn't you at least swallow the crab meat? You're making this detective very awkward.

Azure Sea World

"Speaking of which, did she just say something incredible, or bite off something...?" Iori was stunned for a moment, and began to question the meaning of life.

"Is this really something a little girl would say? Or did I experience nitrogen narcosis while diving, causing auditory hallucinations?"

I can't believe that someone would actually take this so seriously as a pretext for something. Even I, a pervert, find it a bit perverted.

"Wow—this is terrible!"

The two beast-like seniors looked at each other in astonishment: "Iori actually knows about nitrogen narcosis in diving."

(PS: This is similar to the reaction of being drunk.)

Just as the two seniors were still sighing, Kohei grabbed Iori by the collar with a ferocious expression and roared, "I think you're not only hallucinating, you bastard!"

"What kind of club do you think you've joined? This is an alcoholism club, not some diving club!"

Kohei's words struck Iori like a thunderbolt, instantly waking him from a dream: "That's right..."

When did we ever dive? Where did this nitrogen narcosis come from?!

When exactly did I start having the illusion that I had dived underwater?

"Wait, something's not right!!" Iori frowned, suddenly realizing a rather serious problem: "If I'm not hallucinating..."

So, that bizarre statement just now really was said by Kagura-chan herself?!

What awful lines did they all make the cute female lead say? Absolutely ridiculous!

Chapter 1205 New Paddy, why can't this "candle" be lit?

Seeing the two of them singing in unison, Shinpachi's face nearly contorted with anger: "Don't blame everything on the gorilla, it's clearly you two who ate it!"

Gintoki showed no remorse whatsoever, calmly stating, "I didn't eat any."

Kagura wiped the blood from her face and, along with Gintoki, insisted on her story: "It was the gorilla, it was the gorilla that ate it!"

"Don't deny it to the death, huh? Well then..." Shinpachi pulled a candle from the drawer and lit it: "To prevent anyone from cheating after the power goes out, let's... eat by candlelight."

"You fool, Shinpachi! You could have taken advantage of the power outage to join in, but you're tying your own hands and cutting off your own escape route."

"No, isn't that the same as forgiving them for stealing food? This will only embolden them!"

Seeing Shinpachi take out a candle and light it, the people from other worlds felt heartbroken. They felt they had lost out badly. Where did all the cleverness they had during the hot pot episode go?

They lacked any sense of sportsmanship and stole two crab legs; now they should be on guard against you, but instead, you're here lighting candles!

Fantasy Carnival World

"Hiss, they've been cheating on me for ages, and they still won't admit it??" Wang Jiang clicked her tongue in disbelief, her face full of helplessness and incredulity.

Besides being shameless, he's also incredibly stubborn...

Even when caught red-handed, they still managed to continue lying through their teeth and shift all the blame onto the gorilla.

He had never seen such a shameless person!

According to the normal procedure, when the trick is exposed, shouldn't one kneel down, cry, and repent?

"Wait, 1ancer!" The doorman asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Where did you learn this strange procedure from?"

"Let me think..." Wang Jiang narrowed his eyes slightly, lost in serious recollection: "It seems that it was when I ran into the oldest Gian last time that he casually mentioned it."

I heard I saw it in a comic book, but I don't remember the name very clearly. I only know that I've been reading that comic, Gold Pikachu, for about ten years and I still haven't finished it.

After lighting the candles, Shinpachi casually moved the crab-themed food from the table in front of him: "To make things easier for everyone, I'll distribute it."

Kagura and Gintoki, having already stolen a bite of the crab legs, naturally had no objections; they'd already profited no matter how it was divided!

"Let's split it up." Gintoki seemed completely unconcerned, casually remarking, "Just give me the pliers, I quite like them."

In an instant, the atmosphere seemed to magically return to its initial harmonious and relaxed state... well, at least on the surface, that's how it appeared.

However, beneath this seemingly harmonious surface, there appears to be some subtle and unspeakable tensions.

“Excellent! This way, even they can't do anything bad.” Shinpachi coldly surveyed the crowd, his hands moving steadily and methodically as he disassembled the crab legs.

"Most importantly, the crab is in my hands!"

Just then, the lights went out without warning, and darkness instantly descended, but fortunately, there were still candles, so the scene wasn't completely plunged into darkness.

"Goodness, is it starting again? The psychological warfare unique to the Yorozuya dining table... I think I can already faintly hear the bugle call of war!"

"Sigh, if it weren't for that candle, Shinpachi could have made his move. What a waste of such a good opportunity!"

Seeing the Yorozuya suddenly lose power again, everyone felt sorry for Shinpachi. He had clearly taken control of the crab, but he didn't have a chance to make a move.

While lighting candles might deter them from attacking, it also effectively eliminates any chance for the attacker to do so themselves.

"Another power outage? What's going on today? I'll go check the circuit breaker again."

"I'm going too!"

Gintoki stood up, grumbling, and reached out towards the table: "Can I borrow a candle?"

[While the two ran to the door with candles to check the power switch, Shinpachi was filled with panic, his eyes fixed on the crab in his hand, alarm bells ringing in his mind.]

"They just abandoned me and the crab and ran away? Is this a trap? Or am I supposed to eat them?"

[Shinobu quickly realized that this was undoubtedly a golden opportunity.]

After all, those two had already stolen two crab legs; how could I possibly care about my conscience now...?

However, just as Shinpachi was about to make up his mind to eat the crab, he was shocked to find that the crab legs, which had just been disassembled and were sitting on the table, had vanished.

"Huh?! There's not a single one left..."

"You're so naive, Shinpachi! Have you forgotten that the Yorozuya's dining table is the battlefield? Hesitation on the battlefield means defeat!"

"What's going on, Shinpachi?! Compared to the hot pot arc, your condition has declined so much. Your fighting power has dropped from Vegeta to Yamcha."

Seeing Shinpachi already in a dazed state, the people from other worlds looked at him with pity. Talking about conscience with two beasts? How naive, Shinpachi!

In the Yorozuya's battlefield, you can't do without the idea of ​​trying to devour everything yourself; even a moment's hesitation can lead to your utter ruin.

Gintama World

"My silly little brother, did you use all the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy from the previous 200+ episodes on eyeglass maintenance? Your fighting power has dropped way too much..."

Looking at Shinpachi, who was left all alone, Kondo-san saw no sympathy in his eyes, only regret at witnessing a genius meet his end.

"Shinpachi-kun, where's your aura? Where's that Super Saiyan spirit that erupted at the dinner table to protect what you cherished (the food)?!"

If we compare the new Hachiko from the Hot Pot arc to the current Hachiko, he's probably similar to Gohan who stopped training and went to study instead—basically, he's ruined.

"Kondo-san, you're hopeless." Sougo shook his head and silently added in a flat tone, "The reason he failed is that the guy with glasses still has a conscience."

Sitting at the same table with the boss and still thinking about all sorts of trivial things is the biggest mistake, don't you think, Mr. Hijikata!

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