Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Uh..." After being punched by the gorilla in the previous chapter, Fourteenth Reckoning maintained Yamcha's classic pose and could only give a weak response.

"Fourteen!!" Upon hearing the barely audible groan from the other party, Kondo cried out again in grief.

Only then did he realize that now was not the time to complain, so he quickly checked on the other person's situation, but the result surprised him greatly.

"How is this possible! It's been a whole chapter and he still hasn't recovered?! Is the power of the legendary gorilla's full-force attack really that terrifying?"

And the only thing that can deal with this kind of injury is probably the legendary Supreme Bandage!

“In that case, Sougo, I’ll leave Toshio in your care…” Kondo stood up with a solemn expression, as if he had made a weighty decision in his heart.

"I'm going to climb Korin Tower to train in Bankai, then participate in the Chunin Exams to get the map to One Piece and find the legendary treasure (bandage) in the New World!"

With that, Kondo-san, like a beast poised to pounce, dashed towards the door like a whirlwind. "Wait for me, Fourteen, I'll be back soon—!!"

"Chief!!" Before Yamazaki could even speak, Kondo had already disappeared from sight: "Where are you going?!"

"It's alright, Yamazaki." Sougo waved his hand dismissively and said slowly, "I think they went to Epiece Dragon Ball... probably."

Just as Shinpachi was staring blankly at the empty tabletop, seemingly lost in thought, he heard Kagura and Gintoki's voices behind him.

"Oh dear, the candle won't light."

[Gintoki had a crab leg dangling from his lips, a lighter in his hand, and was repeatedly trying to light it, muttering, "This one won't work, let's try this one, still no luck."]

"Huh? Gin-chan." Kagura, standing to the side with an innocent expression, was enjoying a crab leg when she suddenly seemed to realize something.

"Upon closer inspection, this isn't a candle." Kagura said with a sly grin after smoothly swallowing the crab meat from the crab leg, "It's a crab leg..."

At this moment, Shinpachi finally realized his foolishness; his idea of ​​dividing the food equally among the three people was fundamentally flawed.

From the moment you sit down at the table with this negative attitude, your defeat is already inevitable!

These two beasts never intended to share the crab legs with anyone from the very beginning!!

"Hey bro, stop complaining! There are still two crab claws in front of you! Hurry up and eat them while you can!"

"This time, Shinpachi lost because his moral standards were too high. At the Yorozuya's dinner table, honest people only deserve to eat dirt."

Seeing Gintoki and Kagura pretending to light the crab legs, the people from other worlds were completely dumbfounded. Good grief, they weren't even putting on an act, were they? Who were they trying to fool?!

Shinpachi is still figuring out how to divide the spoils equally, but Gintoki's bottomless moral compass is already considering how to eat more. He's not wronged at all!

Chapter 1206 The mind-bending crab battle is full of conspiracies and tricks!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Seeing that Shinpachi had already been raided by a hundred cavalrymen, Shirou let out a barely audible sigh and said helplessly, "Give up, Shinpachi-kun, you can't beat them!"

The fact that they could blatantly use crab legs as candles to light a fire, and lie through their teeth without batting an eye, is enough to show...

These two are as shameless as their moral bottom line – it's unfathomable!

"Shirou, what nonsense are you talking about! How can Shinpachi-kun back down at a critical juncture?"

Rin Tohsaka looked serious and said solemnly, "He didn't even get to eat a single one."

"What he needs to do now is to act decisively and quickly target the crab claws without any hesitation!"

You have to understand, on that battlefield, even thinking about eating an extra crab leg was considered a negative attitude!

With their audacity comparable to Avalon's, they wouldn't be able to defeat these two monsters without harboring the idea of ​​taking everything for themselves.

“Rin is right.” R-sister, who was standing to the side, nodded slightly and said with a serious expression, “On the battlefield, being merciful to the enemy is being cruel to yourself.”

The reason why Shinpachi hasn't eaten a single crab leg yet is all because he still has the naive idea of ​​dividing it equally!

"Excuse me for interrupting..." Just then, Cú Chulainn looked at the group with a strange expression: "What exactly are you guys burning?"

What battlefield? What cruel yet merciful thing? This isn't some Holy Grail War!

They were just eating a crab that was sold at the shop where they worked!

“1ancer, I understand how you feel, but…” Rin Tohsaka rolled her eyes speechlessly and pointed at the screen: “Does that look like an atmosphere of eating crabs?”

With 1ancer's negative mindset, I'd be lucky to even get a crab leg at Yorozuya's house, let alone a free meal.

When the lights came back on, Gintoki and Kagura had finished eating the crab legs and leisurely strolled back to their respective spots.

"What a disturbing power outage! Let's cheer up and continue our crab feast!"

The two men's shameless remarks made Shinpachi's lips twitch uncontrollably.

At this point, there was no longer any crab feast; even the poor crab was now reduced to just its claws and body, the rest of which had been devoured by the two of them.

"There's nothing we can do about it." Faced with Shinpachi's complaint, Gintoki feigned helplessness: "Who would have thought the crab legs and candles would be switched?"

Seeing this, Kagura unequivocally absolved herself of any responsibility, declaring confidently, "It's all Shinpachi's fault! Who told you to put the crab legs next to the candle?"

"Without any remorse, you're still trying to frame others!!" Shinpachi wanted nothing more than to kick the two of them in the face.

"Never mind, Kagura," Gintoki chimed in, generously stating, "Everyone makes mistakes, let's forgive him."

"Gintoki is so good with words..." Kagura's face immediately lit up with admiration, then her expression changed: "Hey, Shinpachi, divide it into three equal parts again!"

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore... I'm dying of laughter! They can actually turn the tables and accuse others with such righteous indignation. Their skin might even withstand the Demonic Light Cannon!"

"No way, you guys forgave Shinpachi? What the heck? The defendant actually forgave the plaintiff? That's completely upside down!"

Seeing that the two still showed no remorse whatsoever, the people from other worlds were completely convinced. They had never imagined that a person could be so shameless.

Even the notorious thugs of Academy City probably wouldn't stoop to such shameless behavior; after all, they're out there in the world, they have a sense of shame...

Gintama World of Medicine

Shinpachi trembled with rage, his teeth grinding together, and he roared hoarsely, "You two bastards have gone too far..."

"What Jump male protagonist? What 1/4 flying? Luffy would never do such a thing!!"

"Shut up, Shinpachi!"

Gintoki rolled his dead fish eyes, completely ignoring Shinpachi's complaints, and continued picking his nose as if no one else was around: "Obito (Obito) can forgive Eien-chan, what more do you want!"

It's just a few crab legs, it's not like I stole your Dragon Balls.

Besides, haven't we already forgiven you?

“Gintoki is right.” Kagura copied him, picking her nose with a look of disgust. “You really want to fight in the Valley of the End for a mere crab? You bastard!”

"..." Shinpachi stared at the two people on the screen who looked exactly like each other, and his forehead veins bulged with anger, as if his rage was about to burst through the sky.

"Listen up, Shinpachi." Gintoki's expression suddenly turned serious upon seeing this: "All hatred in this world can be resolved with Jump, strawberry milk, and hemorrhoids."

"So-called forgiveness is like a hemorrhoid that has gone through many hardships, born from a dark cave, but eventually shining with rainbow-like brilliance in the sunlight."

"This is the truth of the universe. Now you can understand why we forgave you, Shinpachi."

"What kind of universal truth is this?!" Shinpachi looked utterly exasperated, tilting his head back and yelling, "Why hemorrhoids? Why do hemorrhoids glow like rainbows?"

Why do jumps, strawberry milk, and inexplicable hemorrhoids seem to resolve hatred?!

Never underestimate the power of hatred!

And don't underestimate the efforts Na Lu Tuo Jun made in 720 episodes to resolve the hatred, you bastard!!

Although Shinpachi was currently seething with anger and wanted to punch someone, he knew that if he let his anger cloud his judgment, he would really fall into a trap... (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Their previous acts of violence were probably all attempts to provoke me, to get me to say those words..."

How can we divide it into three equal parts? You've already eaten eight legs, the rest are definitely mine!

"But if I really said that, those two wild beasts would definitely insist that they were eaten by the gorilla that suddenly appeared."

"Then, taking the opportunity, she handed me the two taut pincers, and casually requested that my fleshy body be cut into three equal parts!"

That's why that guy deliberately lifted the claws when the crab meat was firm while I was cutting it—it was all a setup to trick me!

"But you'd be wrong to think that way!" Cold sweat streamed down Shinpachi's face. "He was deliberately showing interest in the pliers; he actually wanted to get rid of them from the very beginning!"

"Wait a minute... slow down... bro, can you slow down your brainstorming? You're making me a little dizzy. Is this pair of pliers or not?!"

"Got it, it means something like: I know Gintoki knows I know he knows I know his scheme! Uh... wait, I think I'm getting a little dizzy too."

Listening to the complex calculations and analyses in Shinpachi's mind, everyone from other worlds was confused. In this day and age, does eating crab have to be so brain-intensive?

Don't say that people with low IQs don't deserve to sit at the table. Those whose IQs don't reach the level of Light Yagami and L can only obediently go hungry!

"The crab claws look plump at first glance, but in reality, the total amount of meat is not much different from that of the legs..."

[Woo——]

[As the war horns sounded, suddenly, Shinpachi, clad in armor, appeared on the battlefield.]

[The so-called pincers are actually a tactic used by Gintoki to restrain me using a 0.9 attack, with the real purpose of attacking the crab's main body!]

Gintoki, you won't get away with this...!!

"There's really no other way, Gintoki. You can have these two pincers." Shinpachi's eyes gleamed with a white light as he said, feigning reluctance, "I'll just eat this body to tide me over."

"N-Nani—!!" Gintoki's expression changed drastically, turning grim: "This guy...could it be that he's using my pincers to speak, restricting my movements?"

"I'll kneel down before these two big shots, okay? It turns out Shinpachi was right all along! It was all a conspiracy!"

"Holy crap, you can make even a meal so dramatic. What about Boruto next door?"

Watching the two engage in a somewhat mind-bending battle of wits, the people from other worlds were dumbfounded, and couldn't help but swallow hard. Couldn't people have some trust between each other?

This was just about eating crab, but they turned it into an epic movie. It's all about scheming...