Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Chapter 1207 Crab Roe Princess, I predicted you and I predicted mine!

Azure Sea World

"Compared to their pathetic fight over a crab..."

“Kitahara, sometimes I truly feel that having a close friend like you is my greatest fortune.”

Kohei's face was beaming with a warm, sunny smile, his eyes filled with sincerity as he looked intently at Kitahara.

“Kouhei, you…” Iori looked into the other’s sincere eyes and felt as if something had struck her heart. She was deeply moved and her emotions surged quietly in her heart.

Yes, we are best friends.

Compared to the Yorozuya trio's friendship, which would fight tooth and nail over a crab, Kohei, I'm truly lucky to have a best friend like you...

Um? ! ! !

While Iori was still deeply moved by this, a hideous face with an evil smile appeared before him.

"Kitahara, since we're best friends, you might as well obediently go to hell and keep me company!!"

Kohei, who had just been smiling so warmly, now looked so ferocious, as if he was about to toast Iori's eyes.

"Ki-sama, Kohei! What are you doing?" Iori struggled fiercely, his expression contorted from the exertion. "Aren't we best friends?!"

Damn it, when did Kohei develop such a strong throwing ability? I can't break free...

"While you were plotting against me, our friendship, which lasted less than five seconds, vanished, Kitahara—!" Kohei's face grew increasingly ferocious.

"Damn it, five seconds... is five seconds of friendship still too short?" As Kohei increased the pressure on his hand, Iori was starting to have trouble holding on.

The "water of life," with an alcohol content as high as 96%, was getting closer and closer to him, and the strong smell of alcohol made his eyes hurt unbearably, so he quickly turned his head to the side.

"Seniors, why are you all just watching from the sidelines? Could it be... that you've really betrayed us?!"

Faced with Iori's pleas for help and accusations, the two beastly seniors showed no intention of moving, and even shed a few crocodile tears.

What a touching brotherhood! Even compared to the three on screen, it's probably a match for them...

[Faced with Shinpachi's feigned retreat, Gintoki's back was already soaked with sweat, and he not only followed my plan but also restrained my actions.]

[He even adopted a humble approach, saying he'd make do with whatever he felt was good, to win over the child—a common tactic fathers use in the family!]

"There's nothing I can do about it. Since everyone wants to eat meat, I guess I'll just have to make do." Shinpachi's face was gentle and kind, like a considerate and kind-hearted person.

"Shinpachi, you bastard..." Gintoki's face instantly darkened, turning somewhat ugly: Was this also part of your plan?

Yes, crabs don't look very appealing, and women and children tend to avoid them, but...

Inside that crab's body, only Dad knows, in that headquarters, lies the Crab Roe Princess!!

"Uh, no wonder women and children avoid her. This Crab Roe Princess is really not good-looking, Gintoki."

"Goodness, I can actually smell the fragrance of green tea on Shinpachi, it's so tea-like."

Seeing the still-charming Crab Roe Princess on the screen, some viewers who are fans of Crab Roe were instantly struck dumb, and even began to question their own existence...

Is this the same species as the crab roe we usually eat?

Fine beads of sweat kept appearing on Gintoki's face. He hadn't expected that the young Shinpachi would know the secret of the Crab Princess.

[That's right, Princess Crab Roe was indeed the ugliest woman in the Warring States period, but what's different about her appearance is...]

[Princess Crab Roe is still the best martial artist in the Warring States period, do you already know that, Shinpachi!]

Shinpachi smiled coldly, his eyes flashing with an all-knowing, shrewd gaze as he glanced at Gintoki.

Gintoki, no matter how many pointless skirmishes you win, you can't change the outcome of the war!

Only by conquering the main base and capturing Princess Crab Roe can one become a Heavenly Crab!

And now, the person most qualified to rule the world is me...!!

[With a dazzling golden light, Shinpachi, clad in armor, successfully breached the crab's hard shell and found Princess Crab Roe.]

"Princess Crab Roe, it's too dangerous here, let's run away quickly..."

【Pfft——】

[A sound like a body being pierced rang out, and crimson blood dripped down uncontrollably like beads from a broken string.]

"Crab Roe Princess?" Gintoki slowly removed his disguise, his eyes full of mockery: "Who exactly are you calling?"

"Baka ga ra!!" Shinpachi's pupils trembled violently as he stared in disbelief at the empty crab shell in his hand, having just been stabbed in the back.

[Forget about the Crab Roe Princess, the entire headquarters is empty!!]

"Hahaha, I predicted your prediction. As expected of Gintoki, I never expected you to make such a big deal out of eating crab."

"Wait a minute... Princess Crab Roe is the best in the Warring States period? What kind of terrible analogy is that!"

"I thought the hot pot episode was the peak of these guys' intelligence, but now I realize that the crab episode is the real battlefield. It's too amazing."

Everyone watching this scene was practically grinning from ear to ear. Shinpachi thought he had seen through Gintoki's plan, but he never expected that Gintoki's shock just now was just an act.

You think Gintoki is on the first level, but he's actually in the atmosphere! He's got a dirty mind when it comes to tactics, and his routines are endless...

Gintama World

"hiss--"

Inside the Shinsengumi headquarters, Yamazaki's eyes were filled with terror as he took several steps back in disbelief: "Is this the Yorozuya's dining table? How pitiful, Shinpachi-kun!!"

I didn't get to eat the crab legs, and because I fell for the boss's (the owner's) empty city trap, I had no reason to try the crab claws either...

Even the hard-won base camp was part of Dana's scheme, and the Crab Roe Princess inside had already disappeared, making it an empty city that was dispensable.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for Shinpachi.

What kind of "survival strategy" could allow Shinpachi to survive for hundreds of episodes in such a brutal feeding environment without starving to death?!

"That guy is that terrifying, Jimmy... Don't forget, that silver-haired, naturally curly-haired guy is JoJo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)!"

"It's Yamazaki, not Jimmy! And..." Yamazaki turned around and for a moment felt an urge to retort: ​​"Where did you go, Chief?"

Kondo-san stood firmly behind him, arms crossed, soaking wet and his clothes torn to shreds, as if he had just survived a fierce battle.

"Ah, you mean this!" Kondo-san looked down at his current outfit and then burst into a hearty laugh.

"I just happened to participate in a Marineford War while searching for the Supreme Bandage, and it's nothing serious."

"Of course there's a problem!!" Yamazaki's expression visibly began to crumble: "Are you some kind of gorilla who just got out of Impel Down with Luffy?"

"How convenient must it be for you to participate in the Marineford War?! And where's your sword? Where's your famous sword Kotetsu, which you haven't even finished paying off your loan for yet?"

Kondo's gaze seemed to travel through time and space, landing on a distant, unknown place, his tone tinged with a hint of emotion: "That? I gambled it on the new era!"

"..." Yamazaki suddenly felt an urge to quit and just wanted to play badminton to soothe his wounded heart.

While Shinpachi was still staring in shock at the empty crab shell, Gintoki brought out a bucket of rice with an apologetic expression: "Sorry, Shinpachi."

“I used the flesh from inside the body to make crab rice, and here’s the crab roe…” As he spoke, Gintoki brought out a small dish of crab roe.

Faced with Gintoki's devastating and agonizing actions, Shinpachi felt as if he had been pierced by a thousand arrows, suffering severe physical and mental trauma.

"Could it be... that you can see through my schemes, but I can see through yours?!"

“No, but…” Gintoki, like a victorious general, looked at Shinpachi with a mocking expression: “The key to war is seeing just how cowardly a person can be.”

Shinpachi clenched his fists in frustration. He knew that Gintoki had known all along that his target was the headquarters.

However, in order to eliminate this unstable factor, Gintoki restored the base he had occupied and disguised it as Princess Crab Roe!

[His purpose was to seize the world-renowned, unparalleled treasured sword—the Crab Claw—while I was lured into the trap.]

"Hiss, what a terrifying scheme! I anticipated it, and you anticipated my predictions—it's all a trap, you bastard!!"

Gintoki pretended to be interested in the crab claws, making Shinpachi think it was a trap, but he was actually genuinely interested in them...

Those watching from outside the video couldn't help but swallow hard. Their thoughts were far too complex; how far had they gone in their thinking?!

And what's with all the excitement you guys have to put on eating crabs?! (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Even now, no one is quite sure whether what Gintoki is saying is still part of the plan; it's just too sinister!

Chapter 1208: Eating crabs, does it have to be this exciting?!

(P.S.: As one of the first cities to be flooded, it got flooded again yesterday. Moving things around was exhausting, sigh...)

Lonely Rock World

“Eating grass seems pretty good…” Yamada Ryo stared blankly at the screen like a dead fish, slowly pulling a handful of wild grass from his pocket.

"At least there aren't as many people fighting over it." Then, he blankly put it in his mouth and bit down hard, as if he had already seen through the world and was at peace with everything.

"Herbivore," she thought, "getting food from the mouths of those crazy beasts is the most irrational thing to do."

"You still want to get food from them??" At this moment, Hongxia's warm, sunny smile froze completely, her expression somewhat numb: "Wake up, it's cold."

"Don't tell me you're a herbivore. Even if you were a carnivore, so what? Getting on the Yorozuya's dinner table is harder than getting on the Budokan."

Shinpachi has already proven this point very well.

Even if he used his brain to its fullest extent, it was useless against Gintoki and Kagura-chan, those two cunning and treacherous beasts!

He was completely caught in Gintoki's scheme from beginning to end, and didn't even get to eat a single piece of crab meat...

"Pochi-chan!!" Just as the two fell into silence, Kita exclaimed in surprise from the side.