The group looked to the side and saw that Pochi-chan, like an invisible thing that had lost its support and collapsed to the ground, had turned into a pool of thick pink liquid.
Then a wisp of soul drifted out from it.
Goodbye, Dad, Mom! After watching the video, I realized how terrifying the adult world is. Your child will definitely starve to death when they grow up…
Watching the soul slowly drift towards the sky, Kuzuro gave a very objective evaluation: "Pochi-chan, it looks like you're deleting your account."
"Ryo, is this the time to talk about this?!" Hongxia looked anxious, then skillfully shaped the melted poke sauce back into its original form.
But it didn't last long, and then it became like ice cream, its features slowly melting into a lump.
Now, Hongxia was also somewhat helpless.
As expected, the darker side of adults is still too impactful on socially anxious Pochi!
Emiya Family's Meal World
"They even tampered with the crab shells beforehand..." Shirou Emiya's lips twitched, his face darkening. "This isn't prediction, this is premeditation!"
After stealing and eating all the crab legs, he hollowed out the crab shells beforehand to make crab meat rice. He even made use of the empty shells to lure Shinpachi into his trap.
This series of conspiracies and schemes is so outrageous that even Einstein would have to leave hungry. It's utterly shameless...
As the only adult in the trio, I don't expect you to be a good role model for Kagura, but can't you at least act like a human being?!
"They probably poured all their wisdom into the matter of eating."
Looking at the dazed Shinpachi, Cú Chulainn felt a pang of pity, raised his hand to cover his face, and sighed helplessly, "No one could have predicted this."
It's really not your fault, Shinpachi-kun. You were already careful enough, but you still fell short by one... three moves!
"Kagura is alright, but Shinpachi-kun is really pitiful." Rin Tohsaka's eyes were full of sympathy: "After fighting wits and courage for half a day, he didn't even get to eat a crab leg."
Shirou suddenly froze, a bad feeling rising in his heart: "Wait, Tohsaka! You mean Kagura?!"
"What did I say wrong? At least Kagura got to eat crab..." Rin Tohsaka's voice gradually weakened, and she suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Right, where's Kagura?!
From the hot pot arc onwards, Rin Tohsaka didn't believe that this person would just stand by and watch the two fight over it without doing anything! She was definitely thinking of taking it all for herself.
"I'm so sorry, Shinpachi, I even took your claws, and in the end you didn't even get a single piece of crab meat..."
Although Gintoki said he was apologizing, the strong sense of mockery in his words was obvious to everyone.
“But you can’t blame me for this.” Gintoki’s face twisted into a sinister smile, a smug, self-satisfied expression. “You said you’d give it to me.”
Shinpachi's teeth were grinding together, his resentment clearly visible. He had miscalculated; this guy was a monster who would eat crabs without spitting out the shells.
"Is this the White Demon...? It's absolutely terrifying! This is clearly an old man toying with a child, completely outmaneuvering him!"
Seeing Gintoki's smug face, everyone once again felt powerless. Shinpachi's thinking was on a completely different level from Gintoki's.
Every step I take is within their calculations, it's so hopeless, Shinpachi!
"Alright, since that's the case, let's get started." After a smug taunt, Gintoki eagerly grabbed a crab claw from the table.
[The next second...]
The shell of the crab claw detached without warning, and the crab meat that should have been inside was nowhere to be found, as if it had vanished into thin air.
"Wh...what? Meat...the treasured crab claw...there's no meat inside!!!"
【Pfft——】
Just as Gintoki was still reeling from the sudden turn of events, his face filled with shock, a flash of cold light appeared, and a sharp blade unexpectedly pierced through his chest.
[Kagura, with her seemingly innocent face, launched a backstabbing attack without hesitation: "The meat is with me, by the way~~"]
"Do you guys really like pliers that much? It's strange that the legs down there have so much flesh~~"
Watching Kagura devour crab legs, Gintoki finally realized he'd made a stupid mistake—he'd said "pincers, pincers" too many times!!
Strictly speaking, the pincers refer to the tips of the front legs. I ignored it because I thought she was a child, but I never expected that this little guy would be able to catch the loophole in my words...
"Foolish Gintoki, underestimating the enemy on the battlefield is a major taboo! Besides, how could there possibly be an innocent child at your dinner table?!"
"Heroes of the world are truly as numerous as carp crossing a river! I can actually see the trend of the Three Kingdoms standing side by side on this small dining table."
Listening to the rousing background music on the screen and watching the increasingly absurd unfolding scene, everyone was a little annoyed. Just how exciting does it have to be for you guys to eat crabs?
And please, stop putting on such an innocent and naive face while doing such cruel things, Kagura-chan!!
"Heh, you're not the only ones trying to seize power amidst the chaos. The true sages never reveal themselves until the very end."
Kagura, now a ninja, has swallowed the world's greatest sword, the Crab Claw, and only she can sit on the throne of the Heavenly Crab Man!!
"You shall sleep eternally in your empty shell, viper..."
This sudden turn of events dealt an unimaginable blow to Gintoki's body and mind, causing him to stagger and nearly collapse to the ground.
【but--!!】
"It's not over yet..." Gintoki, with his extraordinary willpower, gritted his teeth and persevered: "The road to the Heavenly Crab People is not yet closed."
[Then he staggered to the window, opened it, and revealed the crab rice castle still under construction in the mine: "Even without the pliers, I still have a new world to create with the treasures of the fortress!"] (Read super exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Even the Crab Roe Princess is in his hands. As long as they exist, Gintoki will not admit defeat and will still have the means to launch a counterattack!
"This scene... I almost forgot they were just eating crabs! Does it have to be this exciting, you idiot!"
"Wait a minute, are you guys eating crabs? Are you sure this isn't a war? It's so tragic it's almost heartbreaking."
Watching General Gintoki, betrayed and staggering towards the window, the people from other worlds were utterly speechless, their feelings at that moment incredibly strange...
They even turned eating crabs into a high-octane war drama, and the schemes in it were so realistic that everyone who watched it had to say: "The accuracy is really high!"
Chapter 1209 Crab Rice Restaurant VS Crab Soup Restaurant! You can see anything in Gintama!
Witnessing Gintoki, despite suffering such a devastating backstabbing, still manage to reignite his fighting spirit with unwavering willpower, Kagura felt a profound sense of helplessness.
[Miscalculation!!]
Although I don't know what "Crab Roe Princess" is, it's an undeniable fact that Gintoki hasn't been beaten up yet.
Gintoki, even severely injured, you're still thinking about vying for the throne of the Heavenly Crab People...
Just as Kagura was racking her brains, trying to figure out how to deliver the fatal blow to General Gintoki, a terrified scream suddenly came from beside her.
"Lord Viper! Look over there!! Next to Crab Rice Castle, someone is building a fortress at an astonishing speed!"
The voice was sharp and abrupt, like a thunderclap, instantly shattering the tense and tense atmosphere.
"What?!!" Gintoki looked in the direction of the voice and stared in shock at the fortress (giant pot) that had sprung up next to the crab rice bowl. "That...that's..."
"Damn it, they're getting me all fired up! Bring me my bow, it's time to show them what it means to be old but still able to draw blood with every strike!"
"Good heavens, these people's inner thoughts are too much! They're even having sentries involved. It really feels like we're in a war!"
Seeing the fortress (the giant cauldron) that suddenly rose from the ground, the people from other worlds immediately had black lines on their faces, and their mouths twitched uncontrollably a few times.
Lord Viper, One Night City... This string of words has a strangely familiar feel to it, as if I've heard it somewhere before.
Another World Quartet World
"..." Ghostly True looked at the increasingly bizarre and strange scene before him and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
His brows furrowed, his gaze wandering, and after a moment he slowly spoke: "Do you think there's any potential in opening a Mixue store between these two cities?"
"The kind of lemonade that sells for 80 yen (4)."
After the soldiers of Crab Rice City and Crab Soup City finish their battle, who wouldn't want a cup of this?
"hiss--!"
Subaru Natsuki, standing to the side, gasped, as if struck by lightning, completely stunned by this genius idea.
It took him a while to come to his senses, and he said thoughtfully, "It seems... it can actually be done."
As everyone knows, Gintoki always carries 300 yen in his pocket. Ordering four drinks might be a bit of a stretch, but three drinks would be enough.
"Um, Kazuma-kun, Subaru," Ainz shook his head, saying helplessly, "Do you think these people will pay obediently? Or rather, do they even have the money?"
Even if they did, Old Bone didn't think these shameless guys would honestly pay up. When it comes to food, these three are even more shameless than hooligans.
"..." Kazuma and Subaru exchanged glances, their expressions a mixture of embarrassment and helplessness, and for a moment they were speechless.
Just by the way they fought over a beef hotpot, you can tell they're very poor, extremely poor!
"Most importantly..." Tanya, who had fought her way through real battlefields, stood on the table with a serious expression: "Selling mesas between two cities is tantamount to arms trafficking!"
The two unfortunate men swallowed hard, their faces filled with terror, and stammered, "No...it's not that serious, is it?"
"Why not?" Tanya frowned slightly, her eyes suddenly becoming even sharper: "Crab rice can turn into a city, so why can't Michelle turn into weapons?"
If that's the case, then I guess I'll have no choice but to go out of business...
Kazuma and Subaru both sighed in unison. Their business venture was barely halfway done when they almost ended up building a prison because of arms dealing.
[It's...it's actually...Crab Soup City—!!]
Watching Shinpachi skillfully place crab shells and vegetables into the pot, Gintoki's eyes were instantly filled with shock.
"How...how is this possible!"
"This man actually rallied his remaining troops and instantly used the fortress they had built!"
[The newly crowned Hachiko, equally unwilling to relinquish his throne as the Heavenly Cancer, is once again filled with an indomitable fighting spirit. He knows he still possesses the resources to rise up in rebellion.]
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