But the crux of the problem is... this is a fantasy world where even the Demon King's subordinates block the door!!!
Given the Demon King's level of caution and courage, the prospect of a future is probably just that of being "easily deceived," because there is absolutely no future to speak of.
Another World Quartet World
"Damn it...why is this happening?!"
With a thud, Kazuma collapsed to his knees in a dejected posture, tears welling up in his eyes, filled with grief, indignation, and resentment.
In this other world where heroes are sick, goddesses are sick, and even the demon king is seriously ill...
Why would he have a normal teammate whom he had been searching for so desperately?
These two brave companions must have logged into the wrong server!
"Hey, Kazuma-kun." Ainz was startled by this overreaction and said somewhat embarrassedly, "Even if your stats aren't as good as theirs, you don't have to be this disappointed."
After all, in His eyes, they were all blank slates...
There's even a whiteboard without a blue bar!
"No, no, no, it's not because of that..." Kazuma shook his head, then sighed deeply, "Sigh, never mind, you wouldn't understand this feeling anyway, Ainz."
! ”
These days, finding a teammate with a normal personality, normal abilities, and an IQ over 60 is like finding a needle in a haystack; it's unthinkable...
"No need." Compared to Ristarte's tact, Seiya was much more direct, his face clearly showing his disdain: "Absolutely no need!"
Matthew couldn't contain himself any longer and was about to show this hero his strength when, just then, a group of soldiers, hearing the sound of the church being destroyed, rushed over.
The captain's gaze swept over the ruins of the church before settling on the group of men before him. He said sternly, "Explain yourselves. Based on what you say, we might take you in for interrogation!"
“Uh… um… ah… this…” Lysita’s forehead was covered in cold sweat, and she stammered, unable to utter a single word to defend herself.
Fortunately, the nun woke up at this moment and decisively blamed the collapse of the church on the undead.
"Although I don't remember very clearly, it must have been the undead who set the fire and caused the destruction. I only know that a legion of ten thousand undead will arrive here tomorrow."
"So that's how it is." The soldier captain cursed angrily, "Those damned undead!!"
"I don't remember very clearly, it must be the undead, an undead legion will arrive tomorrow..."
"Hahaha, is this the art of speaking? Concealing what needs to be concealed and conveying what needs to be conveyed. As expected of a nun, her reaction is truly quick!"
The onlookers were both amused and exasperated. The undead set fire to and destroyed the church? Although they knew the nun was trying to excuse the goddess, this reason was just too absurd!
The absurdity is no less than accusing a blind person of peeping at state secrets...
After all, the undead are afraid of fire. Would they be stupid enough to set fire to the church and commit suicide?
Upon learning that the undead army was about to arrive in the town, the soldier captain felt like the sky was falling, but when the nun explained that the hero and the goddess were also there, it seemed like the sky hadn't fallen after all!
"We are so sorry!" The soldier captain quickly led his soldiers to kneel on one knee, apologizing for their previous rudeness: "Hero, please repel the Undead Legion!"
"How much can you offer?" Seiya neither agreed nor refused, instead posing a perplexing question.
"???" The soldier captain looked bewildered, completely unable to understand the meaning of these words: "Hero, how much do you mean...?"
Seiya replied calmly, "Of course, it's money!"
He recently learned a new skill that requires in-game purchases, and he'll need some money to test it out.
The soldier captain quickly nodded, indicating that as long as the undead army was defeated, money would not be a problem; the Empire would offer a huge reward, at least 1000 gold coins! (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"I see. Well, just in case, I'll write this down." Seiya decisively pulled an IOU from his pocket and handed it to the soldier captain, then prepared to leave immediately.
"Is he planning to... take money... and do something for him?"
"I originally thought he would pour holy water over the Knights as well, but it turns out that reality is far more outrageous than I imagined!"
Everyone who witnessed this scene was stunned and stood there dumbfounded. They knew you didn't play by the rules, but they never expected it to be this outrageous!
Brother, have you forgotten your identity as a hero? Mind your image!
The world of spring things
"So this is the legendary hero who saved another world? It's really... realistic."
Watching the brave warrior haggling over the price and negotiating the contract, Hachiman's lips twitched uncontrollably a few times. For a moment, he didn't know where to begin his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments).
In his meager (self-perceived) life experience, he had never seen a hero who saves the world actually negotiate a price before taking action!
Rather, is this guy really a hero?
This practiced action of pulling out the IOU from his pocket is less like a beacon of hope to save the world and more like a seasoned debt collector who has just graduated from some unscrupulous business association!
What's even more outrageous is that he even prepared the contract. Is he trying to save his wallet before saving the world?
It really is... so realistic it makes my stomach hurt!
"You should probably stop your 'painful literature' for a while, kid." Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at Hikigaya, who had a stomachache on his face, with a complex expression that only adults could understand.
"Agree on the price before starting work to avoid disputes later! That's the way to survive in society!"
Hikigaya: "..."
It is precisely because I understand these things that I want to be an ordinary stay-at-home husband, teacher!
Before setting off, Seiya refused help from others. After all, facing an army of tens of thousands of undead, adding another hundred or two would only be a pointless suicide mission.
"Hmph, why would I listen to him?!" Matthew had long been annoyed by Seiya's arrogant attitude and strode out of town with an air of indifference.
Watching Matthew and Elulu's departing figures, Ristarte was filled with worry: "Those two wouldn't have gone to raid the Undead Legion, would they?"
"I'm not that stupid." Seiya flew away into the distance without looking back. "By the way, you don't need it at all!"
"Originally, he might not have, but after you said that, he definitely will go! Someone, stop that idiot!!"
After the goddess made her promise, everyone watching the video instantly changed their expressions. Oh no, there's no mistake, these two blank slates might really be going to get themselves killed.
As everyone knows, the flags set by goddesses are like magic; good ones come true, bad ones do!
After Seiya left, Ristarte, who had been utterly rejected, was consumed by rage. She looked up at the sky and roared furiously, "Absolutely unforgivable!"
"Order, grant me the flying skill that the goddess already possessed!"
[This is a power the goddess can only unleash when assisting the hero in a critical moment!]
Suddenly, a pair of flawless white wings sprouted from Ristarte's back, and she sped off in Seiya's direction: "Don't underestimate the goddess!!"
Just as he was about to catch up with Seiya, the opponent suddenly accelerated and disappeared without a trace.
"So fast, damn it..."
"Unleash your power, Goddess!!" Seeing this, Ristarte gritted her teeth and went all out, " channel all your power into your wings!"
However, reality is cruel; despite her best efforts, she couldn't even see the taillights of Seiya's departing car...
"So, can't you use your so-called goddess power for something worthwhile, Goddess!"
"Give up. It's proven that even a Dou Wang with wings can't catch up with a Dou Zong who walks on air. However, you can try transforming your Dou Qi into a horse; it's much faster than flying!"
Seeing the goddess's exaggerated facial expressions after activating her goddess powers, everyone from other worlds was speechless. Why are you using all your abilities on the heroes?!
Furthermore, putting aside the excessively long wind-up before activating the permissions, the Goddess Power is practically nonexistent even when activated...
Are you sure this ability can really help the hero in crucial moments?
Chapter 1233: Only 90% of mana bar left, this is too dangerous!!!
Just as Ristarte was about to give up, Seiya turned back and grabbed her wrist with a haughty expression: "What a nuisance, let's go, Ristarte..."
[Lisda was instantly enveloped by this ambiguous atmosphere, her joy overflowing, and her thoughts raced freely like a runaway horse.]
"Is this a date? He even called me by my name. Usually it's just something like, 'Hey,' like with you."
"Da me yo, Seiya, love between goddesses and humans is forbidden, but there's no one here..."
"How about I kiss him?" Ristarte's expression grew increasingly lewd, and she even pouted her lips, reaching towards Seiya's face.
"That mouth... I can only say that she truly lives up to her goddess title; it's incredibly expressive, a movement that no human could possibly make!"
Watching the goddess of facial expressions, who was already immersed in her fantasy and whose facial expressions were becoming increasingly exaggerated, everyone outside the video fell silent. This goddess was clearly useless, yet she seemed to be too perverted.
Looking back now, although Aqua is a bit stupid, loves to cause trouble, and has ridiculously low luck, it's not unacceptable now!
Gintama World
"Hey, hey, hey, you perverted goddess! Your ideas have crossed the line of Jump magazine and are heading straight for the late-night slot!"
With his dead fish eyes rolled back, Gintoki stuck his right little finger deep into his nostril as if conducting a core exploration, and lazily complained.
"Don't underestimate the Parent-Teacher Association's (PTA) keen sense for these kinds of things, yay!!"
He inadvertently attracted the attention of the PTA, and this was no joke. Even someone as strong as Death God was arrested and only recently released.
“Gintoki, you can rest assured about that…” Shinpachi’s face darkened and his lips twitched a few times: “Because the PTA’s eyes are all on us.”
Compared to the bloody violence of "Death God," "Gintamar" also did its fair share of... well, let's just say it was a bit much.
We are the ones who are most severely affected by yellow waste...
"Shinpachi, that's not right!" Kagura shook her head, then pointed at the screen and reprimanded her righteously.
"What if this perverted goddess corrupts such an innocent child like me? Can you take responsibility for that, Shinpachi!"
Shinpachi sighed helplessly, "The innocent child you're talking about never existed in the first place, Kagura-chan."
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