Given your personality, which is almost identical to Gintoki's, it's already a sign of your conscience that you're not corrupting other children.
"We need to speed up!"
Before Ristarte's pouting lips could even touch Seiya, Seiya suddenly accelerated.
In an instant, Ristarte was like a leaf swept away by a whirlwind, her body uncontrollably floating behind her, tears streaming down her face as the wind blew them away, her expression contorted in agony.
"Waaaaah... Stop it... You've exposed yourself in places you shouldn't be exposed...!!"
(This scene is really hard to describe; just know that it's two blobs of pixelation swinging wildly.)
After locating the Undead Legion, Seiya stopped in mid-air and observed their advance from a distance.
“I thought I was going to die.” Lysita’s voice trembled. Not only was her hair a mess, but even the once shimmering wings on her back were now bald from high-speed flight.
"All the feathers have fallen out!!" Ristarte pointed angrily at her bald wings.
However, Seiya had absolutely no interest in whether her wings were bald or not, and his gaze was fixed directly on the undead legion: "Are you marching together to demonstrate your authority?"
"Although it looks spectacular, I would avoid risks and march in a dispersed manner! Otherwise, what if we get bombed?"
"That makes sense! If these ten thousand undead split into ten thousand different routes and then regroup in the town... Hiss!! Could it be that I'm really a genius?!"
"Haha, now I finally understand why angels leave behind feathers when they leave. They shed feathers because they fly too fast..."
Looking at the bald goddess, everyone was trying hard not to laugh. This was no goddess at all, she was clearly a silly goose, literally, and the kind that was shedding hair!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Class F of Fumizuki Academy was once a gathering place for gentlemen from the entire academy!
However, at this moment, as the video played, the class found itself in a situation as if it had suffered a severe blow, with extremely heavy casualties...
"Damn it...damn it...damn it all—!!"
Hearing the painful screams of his companions around him, Mingjiu punched the wall again and again in grief and anger, his body trembling slightly.
"Damn mosaics, this is absolutely the most heinous invention in human history!!"
He was so close, so close to turning the tide and salvaging this disastrous situation, but... he couldn't do anything about it!
"Damn it!" The lecherous man didn't say much. He turned around, smiled at Mingjiu, gave him a thumbs up, picked up his camera, and resolutely headed towards the battlefield.
"Akihisa, please look at this, my last photo!"
So what if it's pixelated?!
Should we give up when faced with an unbeatable opponent? A hero cannot desert his post... (For thrilling novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
Now, he's going to demonstrate the gentlemanly spirit passed down through generations, and the silent, lecherous soul!
"Hey, you silent pervert—!!" Akihisa screamed shrilly, then tried to rush forward, but was stopped by Commander Sugawa beside him. "Commander, what are you doing, Commander!!"
He knew that the silent pervert was just putting on a brave face; his spare blood pack was already empty, and if he didn't stop him...
The commander held Mingjiu tightly, but he was already sobbing uncontrollably: "Do you want him to sacrifice himself in vain?!"
"..."
Soon, the battle without gunfire ended.
"Akihisa...take it..." The weak, muffled pervert collapsed into Akihisa's arms, handing over the blood-stained photo: "This is my last photo!!"
"Don't worry, I will definitely..." Mingjiu took the photo heavily, glanced at it casually, and then threw the sullen pervert on the ground without hesitation.
"Isn't this all pixelated?!" Akihisa roared angrily to the sky.
Hideyoshi was speechless: "Of course, isn't that obvious..."
Do you really think that shouting about friendship and bonds will create miracles?
No matter how dramatic or heroic you make the atmosphere, it can't change the fact that it's pixelated!
Seiya gazed down at the vast undead army below, a strategy already formed in his mind.
He raised his hands high, and shortly afterward, the once bright sky quietly darkened.
"A shadow?" Lysita was filled with doubt, wondering why the sky had suddenly darkened. When she instinctively looked up, she was so astonished that her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"What the hell is this thing?!"
A massive meteorite hurtled down from the sky, carrying an unparalleled, overwhelming force, hurtling directly towards the undead army.
"boom--!!!"】
A deafening roar followed, accompanied by a massive mushroom cloud soaring into the sky, instantly turning the ground into a sea of fire...
"Although it was a small meteorite, the moment it collided with the Earth's surface was enough to cause it to vaporize and explode!"
"While its power is immense, it also has many limitations." Seiya seemed somewhat dissatisfied: "Using it in a wide-open, secluded place requires a period of focused concentration."
"Wait a minute... So you do care about whether there's anything nearby? In that case, the village and the church really did die a bit unjustly."
"Damn... they even brought out meteorites, that's too much! It's outrageous that such a big one could fall from the sky."
Seeing the replica of the extinction of dinosaurs before their eyes, the people from other worlds subconsciously swallowed, almost speechless with shock.
Does this guy have some misunderstanding about restrictions?
Concentrate, can only be used in secluded places... what kind of restriction is that? I thought there would be some serious cost!
Judging by the speed of your spellcasting just now, you only concentrated for less than two seconds!
Ristarte stared at Seiya in disbelief: "Where did you learn such powerful magic?"
Seiya didn't hide anything and said quite frankly, "When I was beating up Serseus in the realm of the gods!"
After explaining, Seiya looked down at the forest, now charred beyond recognition, and still felt uneasy: "Just in case, let's do it again."
Suddenly, Seiya stopped moving, looking exhausted...
"What's wrong, Seiya!" Ristarte rushed over anxiously to support Seiya upon seeing this.
"I've used up a lot of MP and need to rest to recover." Seiya gritted his teeth, his face full of resentment. "I had 15000 MP, and now I only have 13500 left!!"
"Wait, you just said 'beat up,' right? So you're admitting that it wasn't training, it was just plain beating up the Sword God, right? Poor Sword God..."
"...Dude, do you even know what 'a lot' means? It only consumed 10% of your MP!!!"
Seeing the exhausted hero who needed help, the people from other worlds were a little annoyed. Was this some kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder patient with bullet-reloading addiction?
You're saying you're out of mana when there's still 90% left? That's way too cautious!
Chapter 1234 Advanced Fusion Material: Goddess's Hair!!
Gintama World
"puff--"
Looking at the huge meteorite crater on the screen, Shinpachi spat out a mouthful of blood, his fingers trembling as he pointed at the screen, his face visibly contorted.
"Wait a minute... why did training with the Sword God result in a skill that has absolutely nothing to do with anything?!"
No, it's not even training...
That guy admitted it himself, but he only learned it suddenly when he was beating up the Sword God!
Isn't this a bit too strange? A hero learned an AOE magic skill from a sword god.
Why don't you try using a sword with me, you bastard—!
"Probably, the skill book dropped when they were beating up the Sword God," the wigist said seriously, appearing behind them at some point.
"This kind of setting is very common in games, Shinpachi-kun."
"You're kidding me!" Shinpachi, unleashing his full吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks), roared back, "And why do you always appear and disappear so mysteriously..."
Is the Sword God Uncle a punching bag?!
Or is it a rare elite monster that drops skill books?
The Sword God uncle will cry, you know! That withdrawn uncle will definitely cry, you know!
"Ugh, can't you use any common sense? It's a wig." Gintoki sighed, rubbing his forehead wearily. "Whose swordsman dropped a magic skill book like that?!"
"This skill is obviously something the hero learned while on vacation in Hawaii before he was summoned, okay."
After all, if a bespectacled Grim Reaper can learn to pilot a Gundam in magical Hawaii, it's not unreasonable for a hero to learn how to pilot a meteorite.
“Nani——!!”
"Is everything you're saying true, Gintoki?!"
"You can learn this in Hawaii?! I had no idea..." Wig stared wide-eyed in shock, his pupils seemingly trembling. "Is it too late for me to sign up now?"
"There's still time." Gintoki, his face full of concern, adjusted Katsura's hair as he walked out of the Yorozuya, enthusiastically pointing in the direction: "Just keep going that way, you'll be there soon!"
"Thank you so much, Gintoki." Katsura was moved to tears. His friend was still the most reliable.
"..." Shinpachi silently watched the departing figure of the wig.
By the way, isn't that the direction of selection for the village settlement?
Bless the World
"No way, such a devastating spell only consumes so little MP?!" Kazuma looked at the ground that looked like it had been ravaged by a demon king, and a sudden urge to cry welled up inside him.
Dude, your blue bar is longer than my life!
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