Fourteen sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Let that guy with the glasses handle this," he thought.
Chapter 1290 The swimsuit is so stylish it's breathtaking!!
After agreeing to meet Seiya at the hotel that afternoon, Ristarte was so excited she practically forgot herself, and strode out with the two little ones, completely oblivious to her surroundings.
Before heading to the casino, Lisda felt that she needed to change into some stylish clothes to make a good impression, so the group went to a clothing store...
The store offered a diverse range of stylish clothing, each piece exuding a unique charm, and the group immediately began excitedly browsing.
Just then, Ristarte's gaze was suddenly drawn to a section in the corner: "Could this be... a swimsuit?"
If she remembered correctly, the capital city is quite a distance from the beach, so why are they selling swimwear here?
"This is for the hot springs." As if sensing Ristarte's confusion, the shopkeeper approached with a polite smile.
"The hot springs in Orpheus are very famous, and the mixed-gender public baths are also very popular."
"Mixed...mixed bath!!" Ristarte's eyes instantly became glazed over, blood gushed from her nose uncontrollably, and she revealed a dazed smile, panting heavily like a perverted groper.
"Hehehe...that means I can take a bath with Seiya...hehehe..."
"Big sister, first take care of your brain, which is full of filthy nonsense! I'm telling you to relax, not to let your brain go, you perverted goddess."
Those watching from outside the video couldn't help but roll their eyes in exasperation, their tone full of disappointment and frustration.
After all, with Ristarte's nose bleeding and suspicious drool hanging from the corner of her mouth, it's hard to imagine that she's actually a goddess.
I wonder if this goddess has any followers. What if a follower saw this scene...?
They will definitely turn from fans to haters and become cult members on the spot!
Azure Sea World
Looking at the modern-style clothing on the screen, Ailaidu couldn't help but nod and sigh, "As expected of the capital, the clothes are indeed very fashionable, but..."
"Isn't it a bit too fashionable?"
"Why are there modern clothes for sale in this medieval-style fantasy world?!" Ai Lai raised her voice, her eyes widening in shock.
While being fashionable means being at the forefront of trends, the current situation is just too ahead of its time!
Ailey felt her worldview being shaken, and she couldn't help but think to herself, "How many centuries ahead of the real world is this?!"
Just as Ai Lai was filled with shock, Iori looked at her strangely: "Isn't this normal? Don't underestimate human imagination, you corpse beast."
Kohei shrugged, adopting an air of nonchalance, and casually chimed in, "That's right. After all, it's a magical world; things that defy common sense are to be expected."
Hearing what the two said, Ai Lai couldn't help but twitch his lips speechlessly, rolled his eyes and said, "No, I have never underestimated the imagination of you two geniuses."
And the magical world...
Ai Lai couldn't help but complain in her heart. Even if the magic in another world is more advanced, it shouldn't skip the Renaissance and just "speed" all the way to modern fashion week, right?
Sure enough, in a world with goddesses and heroes, logic has long since run away along with the goddesses' rationality.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Wow, it's... a mixed... mixed bath...!!" The lecherous man's nosebleed flowed down his chin like a leaky faucet, dripping onto the ground and pooling into a pool of blood.
Even his steps were unsteady, as if he were walking on cotton, but the fighting spirit emanating from him was so strong that it was impossible to ignore!
"Hey, you silent pervert—!" Akihisa looked at his swaying figure, a hint of pity flashing in his eyes: "If this continues, you'll really die."
Just as Mingjiu reached out to support the swaying body of the groping pervert, the other man raised his hand to block him...
"Akihisa..." The lecherous man wiped the blood from his nose, forced himself to sit up, and gripped the camera even tighter in his hand: "At a time like this, aren't you going to do anything?"
"Has your life stopped screaming?!"
"!!!" Mingjiu was stunned by the question. His face, which had been filled with worry just now, tightened instantly, and the hesitation in his eyes was replaced by a resolute determination.
"Silent pervert, do you know what this means? Hell is just ahead..."
A nonchalant smile suddenly bloomed on the pale face of the sullen pervert: "But some scenes... some moments... even if it costs us our lives, we must record them, must we?"
Looking into the light in his eyes, Akihisa suddenly smiled with relief, reaching out to pat the other's shoulder: "Can you still hold the camera...?"
"Of course!"
The two exchanged a glance, their eyes reflecting the same obsession, and then, in perfect unison, took a step forward, stomping heavily into the pool of blood.
"Come on!" Akihisa's voice held a resolute determination: "It's just mixed bathing—"
"How could our bond possibly be defeated!" The moment the lecherous wolf finished speaking, the two of them had already arrived side by side at the entrance to hell, waiting quietly.
Bring it on! This time, we'll definitely hold out until mixed-gender bathing is introduced!
Watching the two people staging a scene from Crows Zero amidst the blood, Hideyoshi remained silent: "Let me ask you this: what are those two doing?"
"I don't know..." Yuuji paused, "but it looks like they're fighting a demon king." (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
So inspiring! Even more inspiring than the Cautious Warriors!
But I don't know what they're burning...
The thought of possibly bathing with Seiya in a mixed-gender bath prompted Ristarte to immediately decide that her first stop would be a hot spring, and she hurriedly urged Matthew and Eluru to pick out a couple of swimsuits as well.
As she spoke, she paced back and forth in the store, her eyes eagerly scanning the various styles of swimsuits.
"They're all so tacky..." Looking at the designs, Lisda frowned in dissatisfaction. "The clothing stores in the Unified God Realm are way more fashionable than the cutting edge of fashion on Earth."
"In this world of swords and magic, I'm still lacking something..."
How dare they say the clothes in my store are unfashionable?!
Lista's complaints, delivered perfectly by chance, were overheard by the shop owner passing by, causing his smile to freeze instantly.
But he quickly put on a "friendly" smile, walked over to Lisda, picked up a swimsuit, and enthusiastically recommended it: "How do you like this one, sir?"
Lisda took the hanger with a suspicious look in her eyes, only to find a pair of panties hanging on it. Her vision went black: "Um... where's the bra?"
"No!" The shop manager's face continued to beam with that seemingly "friendly" but actually somewhat eerie smile: "This is a semi-nude swimsuit without a bra; it will definitely suit you perfectly."
This person doesn't seem friendly!
Upon hearing this, Lisda gritted her teeth inwardly, roaring inwardly: This guy really heard what I just said!!
"Wow—a semi-nude swimsuit without a bra! This isn't just at the forefront of fashion, this is at the very forefront of history!!"
"As it turns out, you shouldn't criticize someone's appearance in front of them in their shop, or you'll get retaliated against!"
Looking at the incredibly stylish 290 swimsuit on the screen, the people from other worlds shook their heads with pity. How dare you say such a thing in someone else's shop? You're really brave, goddess!
Bless the World
Seeing the goddess digging another hole for him, Kazuma instinctively started to complain: "In a world of swords and magic, you're lucky to even have a swimsuit to wear, what are you complaining about..."
With such a design that uses fabric sparingly to the extreme, who dares to say that the store manager has outdated taste?
This is clearly a case of "avant-garde" being etched into the seams of the fabric, so fashionable that it leaves people scratching their heads!
“Um, Ka…Kaz…” Darkness gripped her skirt tightly with both hands, twisting it back and forth. Her eyes shone with a mixture of excitement and confusion, and her face was flushed with an inexplicable blush.
"So this is what swimsuits are like in your world? Is this what you call fashion?"
She swallowed hard, her voice barely audible yet brimming with barely suppressed excitement: "Having Kazma leering at my upper body...it's just too wonderful...no...I mean, this kind of clothing is too sinful!"
"..." Kazuma immediately ignored her contradictory masochistic remarks, and suddenly changed the subject, staring at Darkness and asking her a serious question.
"Darkness, can you understand the meaning behind this swimsuit design?"
Upon hearing this, Darkness regained some composure and shook her head with a puzzled expression: "I don't understand at all."
Forget about any substance, this swimsuit can barely conceal even the most basic "contents," it's practically taking "minimalism" to the extreme.
"Yeah, that's normal if you don't understand." Kazuma nodded seriously, patted Darkness on the shoulder, and said with absolute certainty, "This is called fashion!!"
Darkness blinked, seemingly understanding but not quite, looking at the swimsuit, and suddenly felt like... she understood a little.
Chapter 1291 The Genius "Sex Strategist" Who Insists on Showing Half of His Swimsuit!
"You're not satisfied? Well, there's nothing I can do about it—how about trying this one?"
Seeing Ristarte's gritted teeth, the shopkeeper smiled broadly and took out the "upper half" of the swimsuit, which would perfectly match the swimsuit.
【only……】
This swimsuit is designed to be far too avant-garde. It's supposed to be a swimsuit, but only one side is made of fabric; the other side looks cheaply made, consisting only of rope.
"A half-length swimsuit, it suits you perfectly~" The shop manager deliberately raised the last syllable, her eyes practically overflowing with mockery, her tone sarcastic and sarcastic.
"Suitable my foot!!!" Ristarte slapped away the swimsuit the shop manager handed her, her face contorted with rage. "Going out dressed like this? Am I some kind of perverted nymphomaniac?"
"...You know what, you really have to admit! No wonder he's a store manager who's doing so well in the capital, his eye for people is incredibly sharp—he's a real talent scout!"
"Holy crap! To design a swimsuit in this half-shape, this designer is absolutely a genius!"
The crowd outside the video gathered together, staring at the outrageous yet somewhat bizarre swimsuit, and couldn't help but gasp, their eyes filled with a complex mix of shock and amazement.
Semi-nude swimsuits, half-circular swimsuits—it's hard to imagine that a normal human being could design such a thing…
Which genius designer was reincarnated into another world? It's such a waste of their talent!
Academy City World
"...This imagination...this bold and avant-garde design..." Shirai Kuroko stared at the half-cloth, half-rope swimsuit on the screen and murmured subconsciously, "This store manager is an expert!"
As he spoke, he unconsciously nodded slightly, expressing his due respect for these two "masterpieces"!
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