Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

She never imagined that besides erotic photographers, there could be such a genius erotic strategist in the world. This was truly...

That's awesome!

Images flashed through my mind: on a deserted beach, my older sister wearing this half-body swimsuit, paired with some relaxing computer accessories…

"Hehe...hehehehe..."

Thinking of that scene, Shirai Kuroko's cheeks flushed red, her lips parted uncontrollably into a wide grin, and she let out a perverted, lewd laugh with a dazed look in her eyes.

"Bilibili—!!" A blinding blue bolt of lightning suddenly exploded in Misaka Mikoto's bangs, and the crackling sound of electricity instantly interrupted Kuroko's fantasy.

Mikoto clenched her fists, veins throbbing on her temples, and gritted her teeth, saying, "Kuroko! Get rid of all those filthy thoughts in your head right now!"

"Huh? Why, Onee-sama?" Kuroko snapped back to reality, her face still flushed, and tried to make a final struggle.

"This swimsuit is so fashionable! The design is so stylish, and it matches my sister's personality perfectly!"

"Matching?" Mikoto's gaze fell on the half-cloth, half-rope swimsuit, a flash of blue lightning crossing her forehead again: "You mean to say, I'm a pervert...?"

"Huh?" Kuroko seemed to be greatly shocked upon hearing this, and knelt down on the ground with a gloomy face: "Onee-sama, aren't you going to wear it...?"

Mikoto stared at the half-revealed design on the screen and couldn't help but sigh and rub her forehead: "Kuroko, I really don't understand why you think I would wear this kind of swimsuit."

This shop doesn't look legitimate at all!

Would a respectable clothing store sell this kind of thing?

Two swimsuits combined can't even make one decent enough to cover the body; who would wear that?!

Does the upper body have a grudge against fabric? Why does it have to be half-exposed...?

"So this is what you call fashionable?" Facing the already frantic Lista, the shop manager still wore that seemingly kind, but actually sarcastic smile.

“Think about it…” The shopkeeper closed one eye, pointed, and explained, “Aren’t there some people who have perfectly good eyesight but insist on wearing an eye patch to pretend they’re one-eyed?”

"This swimsuit is just like that blindfold—it deliberately shows half and hides half, that's the point."

Lisda was absolutely furious. Her eyes were wide open, as if they were about to burst, and she glared fiercely at the manager.

"Don't confuse swimsuits with eye mask cosplay! While some people cover their eyes to look cool, I've never seen anyone show one eye and look fierce..."

Seeing that Ristarte was on the verge of losing her mind, Matthew quickly stepped forward to persuade her to calm down. After all, for a goddess, her current behavior was far too thuggish.

Lisda turned to Matthew, her cheeks flushed with anger, and complained, "It's all because this woman keeps recommending these weird swimsuits to me!"

The store manager, his eyes slanted upwards, said with a mocking expression, "I also have swimsuits here where the lower half is exposed. Would you like to take a look?"

Hearing this, Lisda's forehead was covered in beads of sweat, and her voice trembled: "Then combined with a semi-nude swimsuit, it's practically naked!"

Lisda simply couldn't understand what the store manager was thinking, coming up with such a bizarre swimsuit design and then so confidently recommending it to her.

"They even have swimsuits with bare lower bodies here?! Manager, where did you get your stock from?!"

"Intentionally revealing half and concealing half, what an avant-garde design concept! Is this the difference between me and a genius? It's just too artistic..."

At this moment, everyone's expressions varied, but they could not hide their inner shock. They all admitted that they were not as good as the designers, as the design concept was simply too advanced.

So avant-garde that they couldn't understand it at all, and even wanted to bring this genius strategist from another world over for a good chat about life.

After all, combining the two sets means either being completely naked or wearing a normal swimsuit—what's the point of buying anything then?! (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Half-naked...completely naked...Ugh—" The pervert suddenly clutched his chest and spat out a mouthful of blood. His whole body fell backward uncontrollably, like a felled piece of dead wood.

"Silent pervert—!!"

When Mingjiu caught him quickly, he saw that the lecherous man's eyes were starting to glaze over, there was blood at the corner of his mouth, and his breathing had become extremely weak.

"Damn it... Is this the end...? I..." The lecherous man's voice was weak and trembling, like a candle flickering in the wind, filled with endless resentment and despair.

Am I really going to have to stop here today?

I'm really not happy about this!!!

The obsession with the "mixed bathing" scene, like a flame, struggled and leaped in his gradually fading consciousness.

But at this moment, he felt that his strength (nosebleed) had been exhausted, like an engine that had run out of fuel and could no longer run.

".Ming...Mingjiu..."

The lecherous man turned his head, his gaze straining to focus on his companion's face, a forced smile more like a grimace tugging at the corners of his mouth: "I might... not be able to endure their mixed-gender bathing scene any longer..."

"You silent pervert, pull yourself together!" Mingjiu held onto his swaying body tightly, hot tears falling onto the other's hand, his voice choked with sobs.

"Didn't we make a promise to reach the ideal world together?"

Ideal Land?

These three words were like a spark that ignited the sullen, lecherous man's scattered consciousness. Yes, just hold on a little longer... and ahead lies the ideal land where countless beautiful sights can be seen!

He weakly opened his eyelids and saw Akihisa's face covered in tears. Then, with his last bit of strength, he slapped Akihisa across the face.

Snapped--

"What's that expression on your face?"

"And what about the tears?"

"Can your tears save your dreams?"

"What you need to do now is to take my share of the dream and go together to our ideal world!"

The lecher's voice wasn't loud, but every word struck Akihisa's heart like a heavy hammer.

"No." Mingjiu wiped his face hard, but the more he wiped, the more tears flowed. His voice was filled with a stubborn, tearful tone: "I absolutely do not agree with this path that can only be advanced by stepping on the corpses of our comrades!"

"Akihisa... don't be stubborn, go." The lecherous man shakily took the camera off his neck and stuffed it into Akihisa's palm. The cold metal casing still carried his last warmth.

"You and I are different... You are both light (pervert) and human (idiot)... Only you... can go further..."

"Tread over my dead body... and keep going..." The muffled, lecherous voice trailed off, as soft as a sigh, "The new era... there are no more ships to carry me..."

As soon as he finished speaking, his hand, which was gripping Mingjiu's collar, suddenly loosened and fell limply to his side, becoming completely still.

"Muffled—voice—pervert!!" Mingjiu's roar almost tore the air apart. He gritted his teeth and swallowed back the sob that was rising in his throat.

"Wait for me, I will definitely take the photos, you won't have sacrificed yourself in vain."

He slowly stood up, gripped the still-warm camera tightly, his knuckles turning white from the force.

Bearing the dream of a silent pervert, he will not lose!

P.S.: I'm getting more and more into it as I write. I'm even thinking of starting a separate crossover fanfic about "Ben-Cheng" and "Flammable Oolong Tea," but I don't know if it's even worthwhile.

Chapter 1292 A swimsuit that's all about color and has a unique design? You really dared to buy it?!

“…Enough! I’ll find it myself!” Ristarte didn’t want to hear another second of this weird shopkeeper’s recommendations: “Matthew! You pick out Seiya’s swimsuit!”

Upon hearing this, the shop manager's face revealed a curious yet slightly gossipy expression: "Oh dear, that gentleman named Seiya, could he be your boyfriend?"

Ristarte nodded without changing her expression, then retorted irritably, "That's right, he's my boyfriend!"

Upon hearing this, the store manager gave a subtle look, then took out a men's swimsuit and said with a beaming smile, "This front-opening swimsuit should be perfect for your handsome boyfriend..."

As the store manager spoke, he deliberately unfolded the swimsuit to show it to Ristarte.

This so-called front-opening swimsuit has an absurdly large hole in a crucial area, big enough to easily fit a hand through.

"Truly... truly worthy of being a front-opening swimsuit, it's certainly revealing enough! It must have been designed by the same colorist, as always, there's a lack of fabric!"

"I just want to ask one question: what's the point of this front-opening design on these underwear? It's like you're not wearing anything at all, no, it's even more shameful than being completely naked!!"

Looking at the highly abstract "swimsuit" on the screen, which seemed to push the limits of human imagination, the people watching the video couldn't help but show expressions of disbelief and covered their faces with their hands.

What kind of bizarre swimsuits are these?!

Not wearing anything is liberating, but wearing this thing is like torturing yourself; you'll be on tenterhooks every few steps...

The thought of that terrible and incredibly embarrassing scene made everyone's vision go black. They really wanted to ask through the screen: Boss, is your shop legitimate?

If they keep digging like this, they might just pull out a fashionable item that requires a lot of courage to wear!

Gintama World

"What front-opening swimsuit..."

Shinpachi pointed at the outrageous swimsuit on the screen, unable to contain his urge to complain any longer, and began to complain with a look of utter frustration.

"Isn't this the kind of lingerie sold in brothels?!"

Why would you sell something so suggestive in this fantasy world that's supposed to be like Dragon Quest?!

Show some respect for the historical context, you bastard!

Gintoki crossed his arms, shook his head with a look of disappointment, and then sighed deeply: "Sigh, I never thought you would think that way, Shinpachi."

"So, glasses are just glasses, right? Can't your brain hold anything other than those random, messy things?"

"This is really difficult, Gin-chan. These young people these days are full of nonsense." Kagura mimicked her old-fashioned manner, then turned to Shinpachi and wrinkled her nose, looking disgusted.

"Shinpachi, you're disgusting, Ru! Don't talk to me for three days!"

Shinpachi smirked speechlessly, pointed at the screen, and roared, "It's clearly the swimsuit itself that's faulty!"

"You're the one with the problem, Shinpachi!" Gintoki suddenly spoke up, ruthlessly interrupting Shinpachi's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks), his expression becoming somewhat serious.

"Just because there's a hole in the front, you've already decided it's a 'bitch' bra? You're so naive..."