"This little game is not worthy of proving our feelings!"
Inwardly, I was screaming: Who knows how to answer a question that even Baidu can't find the answer to?!
When others ask about your birthday and blood type, you ask about your eye exam results?
Who on earth is the damned guy who corrupted Mashu, who is as pure as a blank sheet of paper?
Da Vinci? Dr. Roman? Or Nightingale, who always sneaked pudding into the infirmary?
Let me know who it is, and I promise I won't kill her!
While everyone was preparing their diving equipment, Nana invited Shiori to go diving with her, and Chisa glanced at her with some interest, clearly also looking forward to it.
[However, Shiori's mind is currently preoccupied with how to get Iori home. If she goes into hiding, it would mean supporting her brother's hobby...]
Therefore, Shiori temporarily declined their invitations, citing that she hadn't brought her swimsuit.
"Um, if you don't mind, you can use my spare swimsuit."
"Mine is fine too, neither of them have been used!"
The two sisters enthusiastically pulled out their swimsuits, saying that swimsuits were no problem and they could lend them to Shiori.
The world of spring things
"Uh, that..."
Hikigaya's gaze lingered on Hirano's chest area for a fraction of a second, as if he had accidentally slipped, for an extremely brief but fatal moment.
"Is it possible that it's not a hygiene issue like whether the swimsuit has been used before... but rather a more objective, ergonomically based limitation?"
In order not to be seen as a hooligan, he tried his best to speak in a more academic manner, as if he were just making a rigorous academic analysis of a physics topic.
after all--
Given Nana Hana's abilities, giving her swimsuit to Shiori is basically like giving her a lifebuoy.
This isn't just a matter of whether it fits or not; it's a complete mismatch, almost like bullying.
This must be quite a blow to someone like Yukinoshita, whose fighting ability is practically on par with that of a middle school student...
. . . . . .
"Do you want to eat pork cutlet rice, Hachiman Mushi?"
Yukino caught that faint gaze, raised an eyebrow, instinctively crossed her arms over her chest, and her eyes suddenly turned cold, as if she were looking at some disgusting insect.
"..."
broken--
Sensing the chill in his tone, Hikigaya straightened his back a bit, staring intently at the screen—he'd never been this focused in class.
After all, she actually dared to call the police and make him eat pork chop rice.
[Xiao Shioru was a little overwhelmed by her two older cousins' enthusiasm. Just as she was about to politely decline, Iori, who was standing next to her, suddenly exclaimed "Oh!" as if she had just realized something.]
"I see." Iori reached out and gently tapped Shiori's chest with her finger, her tone slightly teasing: "Your size doesn't match."
[Boom—!!]
[Aile and Chisa were instantly struck dumb, staring in horror at Iori's actions. This guy...he just said something absolutely outrageous!!!]
Xiao Shi's expression instantly cracked; the polite smile she had been trying so hard to maintain vanished completely, the veins on her forehead throbbed, and her hands clenched into fists with a "crack."
Her eyes were like ice, glaring fiercely at Iori, as if she wanted to pounce on him and bite him right then and there.
What on earth is this person up to?!
"Wow, bro!!! You actually dared to use your ultimate skill right up close, easily doing something I could never do in my entire life."
"Brother, you know I've never been impressed by anyone in my life! But at this moment I have to give you my highest praise—you're really something."
Seeing Iori's courageous actions, even the onlookers from other worlds were speechless with shock, and some even began to doubt their own worldviews.
Is it appropriate to say something like that in public, pointing your finger at someone's chest?
Brother, if you're not planning on living the rest of your life, just say so. There's no need to go through all this trouble to get yourself killed!
Chapter 1324, "The Story of the Cup's Wound": Dislocation? Easily Reattached!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
brush--
After witnessing Iori's feat, Yuuji and the others suddenly turned their gazes to Akihisa in unison, then nodded with approval, their eyes full of expectation.
"Akihisa." Yuuji patted Akihisa's shoulder heavily, looking directly into Akihisa's somewhat confused eyes: "Although Iori-senpai's actions can be described as heroic, you are definitely no less than him."
"You can do it too, Akihisa!" Yuuji said with an extremely serious expression, encouraging him, "I believe in you."
I have General Akihisa, who can slay Senior Iori...
He was confident that anything Iori-senpai could do, this idiot could do too!
"How incredibly rude of you, Yuuji!!" Although Akihisa didn't quite understand what he was saying, he could hear the malice in it.
He felt utterly looked down upon, and anger surged within him. He clenched his fists tightly, indignantly determined to vindicate himself.
"Even Minami's boobs, which are so barren and devoid of substance, as flat as an airport runway, and as hard as a load-bearing wall..."
"I will absolutely not underestimate them either! One moment of stunned silence, and the '340' is broken! It's about to break!!!"
Before Akihisa could finish speaking, Minami, enraged, flipped him to the ground and straddled his lower back, using joint locks to hold him firmly in place.
This formed an extremely standard and oppressive human arch bridge, and Akira's spine creaked in protest, unable to bear the weight.
"People have human rights—!!" Minami's voice trembled, clearly she was furious, and she grabbed Akihisa's ankles with both hands and pulled him backward forcefully.
"Ahhh, wait, wait! Stop! Stop! My spine... my spine is going to break..."
click-
A loud, ominous cracking sound suddenly rang out, but the people around didn't react at all.
Because the more "professional" battlefield has shifted!
Just now, when Minami used a joint lock and her body leaned forward due to the force, a professional colorist would never miss any fleeting golden angle!
call out--!
A blur flashed by, and the lecherous man had already teleported directly in front of Minami with speed comparable to teleportation, lying prone on the ground with his camera in hand.
"So close... so close..."
At this moment, Yuuji, who had been standing quietly to the side with his arms crossed, was driven by some kind of human instinctual curiosity, or perhaps he wanted to confirm the "victory" of the silent pervert.
My gaze involuntarily and extremely slightly shifted downwards by a fraction of a degree, and then...
目目
"Aaaaaah... my eyes... my eyes!!" Yuuji suddenly covered his eyes and let out a heart-wrenching scream.
Looking at the chaotic scene before him, which resembled a painting of hell, Shimo Hideyoshi, the only one who remained conscious, could only sigh deeply, his face full of helplessness.
Forget about Baka Akihisa and Hero Iori-senpai, you guys are just as bad...
[Iori's incredibly outrageous behavior left both Chisa and Airai dumbfounded. Did this idiot even realize how outrageous her actions were?!]
"Huh?!" After being bombarded with reprimands from the two, Iori slowly withdrew her hand, her face still showing a hint of bewildered surprise: "Is this really that bad?"
"..." Xiao Kan was startled by his reaction and quickly came to her senses.
[I was so angry just now that I almost forgot about my "brother-obsessed sister" persona. I need to get back on track quickly.]
While everyone's attention was focused on Iori, Shiori pursed her lips, suppressing her previous ferocious expression and replacing it with a well-behaved smile.
"R-really, brother." Koshino's face was saccharine with a smile as she gently placed her hand on Iori's shoulder. "Believe it or not, I'll kill you—!!"
Before the words were even finished, a sudden force was applied to the palm, and with a crisp crack, Iori's shoulder tilted at an unnatural angle.
Xiao Shiori's smile froze on her face. She'd been careless! She'd pushed too hard just now and accidentally blurted out the truth.
"Holy crap, he dislocated his own brother's hand so easily, his fighting power is off the charts!"
"Is this really that bad?" Goodness, for someone like you to ask such an abstract question... I can only say, it's amazing you've survived this long.
Looking at Iori's dislocated arm, everyone watching the video couldn't help but sigh. The Kitahara family really doesn't support idlers.
Abstract parents, a real brother-complex pretending to be a brother-complex, and an ape who looks like a normal human—there isn't even a single ordinary person in this family.
Detective Conan World
"You guys say..." Ai Haibara slowly withdrew her gaze and asked in a calm tone, as if discussing a scientific phenomenon, but the content of her question was enough to make people's jaws drop.
"Could Koshino be the killer?"
Although college students are generally quite fragile. (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
But that doesn't mean a middle school girl could dislocate Iori's arm with one hand, right?
The air seemed to freeze for a second.
"A... an assassin?" Professor Agasa's round face was filled with shock and worry, and he even subconsciously reached out to touch the other person's forehead: "Ai! Are you running a fever?"
"Were you too tired from staying up all night doing experiments yesterday? You can't just say things like that!"
"She's definitely lost her mind." Conan, standing next to her, immediately flashed his signature crescent-shaped eyes, his lips twitching. "Haibara-san, are you even thinking straight...?"
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