Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Assassin?

Why don't you mention that Iori-senpai was also a professionally trained undercover agent?

It sounds surprising that a middle school student could dislocate an adult's arm, but it's not impossible.

Maybe they studied in Hawaii?

Moreover--

He'd even seen "high school girls" use karate to punch through walls and kick down telephone poles without batting an eye.

I'm used to it!

What puzzled him even more was how Iori-senpai, with her dislocated arm, managed to remain expressionless and not even let out a scream.

Xiao Shian hadn't expected that she would inadvertently reveal her truest thoughts, and her heart skipped a beat...

However, she reacted quickly, instantly putting on a sweet smile to divert everyone's attention: "The sisters' swimsuits really don't suit me."

"Is that so?" Nana asked, a hint of disappointment flashing across her face, but she still tried to argue, "My clothes are actually quite stretchy, you know."

[Click——]

Iori, without batting an eye, took the arm back, laughing heartily, "How about I lend you my swimsuit?"

[Xiao Shiori narrowed her eyes slightly. Does this guy mean my body shape is like a boy's washboard??]

Just then, Ai Lai bit her lip until it bled, tears of resentment streaming from her eyes. Forcing a smile, she held up her swimsuit: "My swimsuit… size… might… fit perfectly…!"

"Haha, forgive me for laughing immorally, but this is indeed a very painful thing for Ai Lai."

"No, no, no, Nanaka-nee, although swimsuits can stretch, they... can't shrink!"

Everyone was completely stunned by the astonishing scene on the screen. Good heavens, he could even put his dislocated hand back on without batting an eye.

This guy really went all the way down the path of being inhuman... and he was even running naked.

Seeing Ai Lai's heartbreaking despair, Xiao Shioren politely declined the swimsuit; she couldn't possibly wear something so "heavy."

"Wait—" Just then, Kohei suddenly pulled out a package and threw it at Iori: "This is for you."

"Oh, okay." Iori instinctively reached out to catch it, then looked down to untie the rope and froze on the spot, the 0.9-degree smile on her lips gradually disappearing.

[What peeked out of the package was a swimsuit with crooked handwriting—3-B-sister! ]

[The next second...]

[Without the slightest hesitation, he frantically pulled out his phone, his fingers tapping wildly on the screen: "Ah!! There's a wild policeman here—!!"]

"Go to hell with calling the police, Kitahara!!" Kohei grabbed Iori's hand holding the phone, veins throbbing on his forehead. "Don't worry, it's unused."

"No, no, no, what you're saying doesn't reassure me at all, Kohei! Why do you carry this thing with you all the time?!"

"Hahaha, there's a wild policeman here. Look how scared Iori is that he's talking nonsense! But... he really is calling the police."

Seeing Kohei casually pull out a middle school swimsuit, everyone's faces quickly turned serious. It has to be said that this action was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

After all, this swimsuit is a school swimsuit with the grade and class written on it!!

Chapter 1325 The "Upright" Eldest Brother! Taking off clothes is a passive skill!

After Xiao Shian repeatedly declined, the others couldn't insist any further, and soon they all headed out to sea, leaving only Uncle and Xiao Shian standing on the shore.

"Koshino, do you hate the sea?"

As for the sea, Shiori herself wouldn't say she particularly liked it, but this sea was the place where her uncle's career and passion were carried, so...

After a moment's thought, Xiao Shiori gazed at the figures in the distance who had already begun to dive, and said softly, "Although I don't go into the sea often, I think this is a very beautiful place."

After hearing Xiao Shi's answer, Uncle suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahaha, that's a really clever answer that considers others!"

That's why he wanted Shiori to actually go diving sometime...

"Time to clear your mind in nature is precious. If you think they're having fun, why not give it a try?"

"No matter how well she wears the mask, Shiori is still just a child pretending to be an adult! And no matter how abstract Uncle may seem, he is still an elder."

Seeing how Xiao Na's little thoughts were seen through by her uncle, everyone couldn't help but shake their heads helplessly. In front of their elders, children's little thoughts just couldn't be hidden after all.

No wonder those new generation of hot moms (Ultraman) love to borrow the power of their predecessors.

As it turns out, old ginger is indeed spicier.

Konosuba: Bless the Wonderful World! (16th World)

"It's so precious to empty your mind in nature..." After recalling Iori and the others' past behavior, Kichiku's face darkened instantly, and the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

"There's only one thing you might be wrong about, old man—!!"

I bet Aqua’s allowance for ten years that “time to clear your mind” is definitely not a scarce resource for those guys!

What's truly scarce are the moments when their minds are sharp.

With Iori-senpai's setup, she's basically in energy-saving mode with her brain completely blank all the time...

For them, diving is just another place to "wait"!

brain?

That thing was just a dispensable decoration for them, something they could only use to breathe and do abstract things...

"Huh? Is it really true?" Aqua's expectant face was instantly filled with shock, and then she sighed in disappointment.

"I was originally planning to try scuba diving to relax my tense brain."

Kazuma glanced at her sideways, his tone incredibly certain: "You can rest assured about that, Aqua."

A tense brain? Are you kidding me!

At most, you only have tense nerves...

After all, even jokes have to have a limit (a brain).

Given Aqua's condition, even if a zombie came and opened her head, it would leave disappointed—it would be empty.

Darkness: "..."

Can anyone tell me why a water goddess who controls water and should theoretically be able to walk on the sea as if it were flat land?

You might also want to relax your mind by diving, right?

"Want to go diving?"

[Xiao Shiori gazed at the blurry, swaying figures in the distance, faintly hearing laughter echoing across the water, and gently shook her head.]

Nothing is more important than her brother going back to his hometown right now, and besides, she didn't seem to think they were happier...

That's true, but by the time Senior Azusa and the others finished their first dive, the somewhat hesitant Shiori had already changed her clothes on the shore.

Her cheeks were flushed as if bathed in the glow of the setting sun, her eyes darted around, avoiding eye contact with the crowd, and her voice was barely a whisper: "I also want to... go diving... and see..."

[This definitely wasn't because my brothers seemed happy that they wanted to try scuba diving!!]

[Then, led by Chisa, a world unlike any other opened its arms to Koshino, instantly shutting out the hustle and bustle of the land with a soft blue barrier.]

[Xiao Shiori's initially tense nerves gradually relaxed in this tranquil yet vibrant blue embrace.]

So... this is the world that my brothers and the others are so engrossed in?

"No, no, no, the world your brother and his friends are immersed in might be different from what you understand, because he really is immersed (literally)."

"Haha, the 'it's actually good' principle has arrived, even though it's late! Especially this classic line, 'It's definitely not because,' which is also considered the core item of the old tsundere."

Everyone frowned as they watched Koshino become completely captivated by the ocean's allure in the blink of an eye, a strong sense of déjà vu washing over them.

This scene... it feels so familiar! It's like Iori fell into this very state back then...

In an instant, alarm bells rang in everyone's hearts.

broken--

Run, Shiori! Hell is ahead!!!

That's how your brother's spirit was corrupted, and he was completely assimilated by those indescribable evil god predecessors without any ability to resist.

"cheers--!!!"】

After the dive, the senior divers raised their glasses to celebrate Iori's successful acquisition of her diving license and also threw a lively welcome party for Shiori.

Although the underwater environment wasn't great due to the weather, Shiori was still very happy: "It was truly a very new experience."

"And I also saw my brother's nimble figure in the water..."

【Um? ? 】

[Iori's nimble figure? ?]

Upon hearing this, everyone except Iori and Kohei, who instantly realized the reason, looked puzzled. How come they didn't know?

[Xiao Shiori, seemingly oblivious to everyone's strange expressions, continued with an admiring look in her eyes, "Brother has performed a full somersault and a handstand several times!"]

“That was just a failure to control…” Before Ai Lai could finish speaking, Iori swiftly covered her mouth and then loudly interrupted.

"Haha, performing acrobatics in the sea is so exhilarating!"

Having said that, Iori turned slightly to the side, a threatening glint in his eyes, and whispered a warning in Airai's ear: "Don't ruin my dignity as the eldest brother!!"

"Damn it, I knew it. After I just recovered from nitrogen narcosis, there was another drunken episode waiting for me on land."