Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Hahaha... This is hilarious... So it's a sea acrobatics show. Iori, you've really made something of yourself!"

Seeing this, everyone was both amused and exasperated. Here's a joke: "Don't ruin my authority as the eldest brother..."

Brother, you can fool everyone, but don't fool yourself. When did you ever have such a thing?

Gintama World

Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and couldn't help but start complaining again: "Seriously, when did Iori-kun start caring about his image?"

Furthermore, is there even a need to maintain this?!

Based on what happened this morning alone, Iori's image has already crumbled into ruins, and even Shiori almost couldn't resist hitting him...

Let's put it this way—

Even if this guy only makes a cameo appearance on the set of Yintama, he can quickly become friends with MADAO and the gorilla.

Hmm, maybe we can even put together a naked team—Shame Rangers or something.

After all, shame and image are probably like expired mayonnaise to them—they wouldn't regret throwing them away.

"Wait, Shinpachi-kun, I can't pretend I didn't hear you—!!" MADAO instantly lost his temper, angrily pointing at the screen, unable to help but defend himself.

"Gorillas are one thing, but I'm not like him, always appearing on camera without clothes, okay?!" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

After saying that, MADAO shook the fashionable (paper) leather jacket he was wearing, trying to prove that he still had a bottom line when it came to his morals.

Shinpachi, his face full of black lines, twitched the corner of his mouth. "You might as well not wear anything at all, Mr. Hasegawa..."

Even mosaics have more substance than your incredibly stylish (paper) leather jacket!

"She witnessed my unwavering spirit in the water!"

"The beverage they drank was also oolong tea (which is flammable)!"

"And the clothes are on properly!"

As she spoke, Iori felt an unparalleled sense of pride welling up within her, as if she had truly become an incomparably great figure.

Then, he laughed heartily, confidently gave Xiao Jie a thumbs-up, and his eyes were full of expectation: "I'm a decent older brother, right?"

Xiao Shiori readily complied, her face immediately lighting up with a smile, and she clapped her hands in admiration: "Of course!"

Of course I know this is all a lie...

[(The only issues were poor water posture, unconsciously pulling down one half of the pants, and the cup of oolong tea in the hand being flammable.)]

"This is hilarious... I instinctively pulled my pants down halfway... To borrow a phrase from a certain Zanpakuto who wishes to remain anonymous, it's just instinct—!!"

"No, no, no, both oolong tea and water are flammable. This is common knowledge that applies throughout the universe. It's not surprising."

Everyone laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight, seeing Iori's proud expression in his shirt and shorts. What a "well-behaved" older brother figure he was...

But brother, could you please look down and take a look?

Your pants are silently accusing you of your impeccable conduct by being half-undressed!

But then again, we really can't blame Iori this time!

The fact that he was able to drink fully clothed for Xiao Shi's sake is enough to prove how much he cares about his younger sister.

That's incredibly restrained!

Chapter 1326 Iori's Exceptional Emotional Intelligence! I'm still your brother—!

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"A... a well-behaved older brother?? Huh... oh dear..."

Fujiwara Chika's large eyes, which always sparkled with curiosity, were now filled with unprecedented confusion.

Looking at Iori's outfit—a shirt on top and shorts on the bottom—which was undeniably stylish, a huge golden question mark appeared above her head.

"Does he... misunderstand this word?"

An upright and honest older brother?

Sorry, she didn't recognize him; she only saw a very stylishly dressed older man...

To put it simply, even if Iori-senpai walked the streets of Paris in this outfit, she would definitely turn heads; she's just too "trendy"!

Upon hearing this, Ishigami Yu was heartbroken. He leaned back slightly, revealing a subtle expression: "How could you say that, Fujiwara-senpai!"

"You know, Senior Iori is an ultimate creature who can drink flammable liquid like water and has undressed into his DNA as easily as breathing!"

“Look at his clothes—!” Yu Ishigami pointed to the shirt Iori was wearing: “This is the highest respect that transcends racial limits and breaks through the shackles of instinct!”

It's like asking anglerfish in the ocean to suddenly come ashore and play beach volleyball.

Senior Iori—

It directly suppressed its biological instincts!

"..." Fujiwara Chika completely froze, her small mouth slightly open, her eyes darting around like mosquito coils, as if she had heard some statement that overturned the truth of the universe.

Ishigami-kun, could you tell me?

What kind of creature has this instinct to take off its clothes?!

Even Kaguya Shinomiya felt as if Ishigami Yu's analysis had blasted a hole in her common sense barrier, and the alarm bells on her CPU seemed to be ringing sharply in her ears.

"The conditions for... dressing properly... are they... really this strict?!"

"Does it really need to be elevated to a level that transcends race and breaks through instinct to be celebrated?"

Shirogane Miyuki even subconsciously looked down to check that he was wearing his Shuchi High School uniform, which was neatly buttoned up to the top.

"Could it be... that I'm unconsciously creating a dressing miracle every day, comparable to climbing Mount Everest?!"

So, what he considered the most basic requirement of being properly dressed became such a high bar for Iori-senpai?

Thinking about this, a sense of absurd and profound respect arose spontaneously.

Iori-senpai is truly a great older brother!

[Kouya, who saw through him but didn't say anything, slowly withdrew her gaze. As for this foolish older brother, she decided it would be quicker to find his report card and tell their father.]

In the blink of an eye, Shiori arrived at Iori's room. The moment she opened the cupboard, there was a loud crash as various items scattered and fell to the floor.

[There were various erotic books with revealing covers, several pairs of underwear in different colors, a strangely styled bodysuit, a women's hood, etc...]

Looking at the mess on the ground, Xiao Kan frowned, speechless.

"Brother, if I may ask, are you sure you don't have a blue mechanical cat that loves dorayaki kept in the closet?"

"I understand erotic books, and I can tolerate cross-dressing hoods, but why is there that strangely designed and somewhat lewd bodysuit in your room?!"

Is she wearing this to act in some weird tokusatsu drama?

Or are you planning to work as a Shocker soldier for that old Showa scoundrel?

Looking at the mess of "junk" on the floor, everyone felt a pang of unease. Who would use a closet like Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket?! What a jerk!

At this moment, everyone even felt that it would be faster for Shiori to just ask Iori for her report card instead of coming here looking for it.

After all, given his unusual way of thinking, if you asked him directly and bluntly, he might actually give you...

[With the thought that she was already there, Shiori was about to casually tidy up the mess of belongings for her idiot older brother when Iori returned to the room.]

"You're planning to go somewhere else today, aren't you?"

Xiao Shiori silently put away the handkerchief she had used to fall asleep, and once again showed her usual obedient smile: "That's not true, brother, you're overthinking it."

"Is that so?" Iori reached out and picked up the mosaic tiles scattered on the ground. "You're usually not good at expressing what you want to do."

"You haven't said anything about not wanting to inherit the hotel until now."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shiori froze instantly, her smile freezing on her face.

She never expected her usually carefree brother to suddenly say something like that, as if he had instantly seen through the thoughts she had kept buried deep in her heart.

"You're a complete stranger to me, Iori! Is this really the same silly person I know?"

"Hey bro, if someone's using your account, get it back right now! Is this your line? You must have picked up the wrong script."

Seeing Iori's face, devoid of his usual carefree smile and seemingly a completely different person, everyone was instantly filled with question marks. Bro, is this really true?!

Could it be that GZZ from the Babar aliens in disguise? Otherwise, why would he be so...serious?

"You just said..." Xiao Shi's gaze was still frozen in mid-air, her voice trembling slightly, a tremor she herself didn't even realize: "I don't want to inherit the inn?"

"Sigh..." Iori sighed deeply, completely unlike her usual abstract demeanor: "Although I don't know how hopelessly stupid I am in your eyes."

"But I can still see through that..."

"Although I'm not entirely sure what kind of food you like to eat or what kind of clothes you like to wear?"

"But I am still your brother—"

In that instant, Xiao Shiori's thoughts seemed to drift back to that summer night from her childhood, when her silly older brother had found her injured and lost, and said the same thing.

Xiao Shiori wiped away her tears and smiled, "Then please, brother, inherit the family business."

"There's one thing I absolutely refuse to do..."

"No, big brother, so you knew everything all along! This is definitely the most human-like Iori has ever been!!"

"Oh no, oh no, who can handle this! Even if Xiao Shi was a fake brother-complex before, she's probably going to become a real brother-complex now."