"Uncle, is it really okay to talk about this kind of nuclear-level intelligence in such a casual tone? I'm begging you, please at least make it sound serious..."

The store manager's casual remark not only stunned the people present, but also left the viewers outside the screen frozen in place as if a pause button had been pressed.

Wait... if that's the case...

So, Nanaka's previous attempt to make Chisa and Iori end up together wasn't a joke, but... for real?

Chapter 1328 The coffee you're talking about... is it flammable?

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Iori-senpai... and Chisa-senpai... are actually not related by blood?!?!"

Yuya Ishigami felt as if he had been struck by an invisible hammer. His body trembled violently, and the game console in his hand fell to the table with a thud, the screen going dark instantly.

Fujiwara Chika covered her mouth, her eyes wide with surprise: "So that means..."

In an instant, the two of them seemed to be struck by the same thunderbolt, and instantly imagined a dramatic and tragic love story.

As they spend more time together, the seemingly cold but actually warm-hearted Chisa gradually falls for the carefree yet always courageous Iori.

The shackles of being "cousins" tightly bound this relationship, forcing her to suppress her surging love deep in her heart, each glance revealing a struggle of unspoken words.

Until one stormy night, an elder in the family casually revealed the truth: "You are not actually related by blood."

At the crossroads in the pouring rain, Chisa-senpai mustered her courage, caught up with Iori-senpai, and shouted out the love she had kept buried in her heart!

Just then, a screeching sound of brakes rang out...

Senior Iori shoved Chisa away, while he himself was mercilessly swallowed up by the torrent of steel.

click-

The doctor shook his head heavily: "His life has been saved... but he has completely lost his memory, and he may... never wake up again."

Beside the hospital bed, Chisa, looking haggard, tightly gripped Iori's unresponsive hand: "Iori...Iori...it's me...please...wake up..."

"Waaaaaahh ...

"I...Iori-senpai!!"

After imagining this ultimate melodrama that combines ethics, love, car accidents, amnesia, and a vegetative state, Fujiwara Chika and Ishigami Yu's emotional defenses completely collapsed.

"Wait... Stop! Stop!!"

"Stop your unrealistic fantasies, Fujiwara-sensei! Ishigami!"

Shirogane Miyuki suddenly stood up from his seat, waving his hands forcefully in the air as if trying to drive away some evil spirit, his voice filled with a strong sense of collapse.

"Where did all this nonsensical plot twists come from?" Kaguya took out her handkerchief and wiped away her tears. To be honest, it was quite touching.

“Because…because…” Fujiwara Chika sniffled, her voice choked with sobs: “Those stories about siblings who aren’t related by blood, that’s how they’re always portrayed in TV dramas.”

Upon hearing this, Shirogane Miyuki's vision went black for a moment. He rubbed his forehead and barely managed to recover: "What you should be doing right now is giving up all these melodramatic dramas, Fujiwara-sensei!!"

What about Chisa-senpai gradually discovering her love for Iori-senpai?

Did you think this was some kind of sci-fi movie?

Although saying this is a bit disrespectful to Iori-senpai...

But how could Chisa-senpai possibly like a pervert who spends all his time thinking about drinking naked?

Meanwhile, after safely dropping Koshino off at the station, Iori and Chisa walked back to the entrance of Grand Blue side by side.

Iori stretched lazily, a look of relief spreading across her face: "The troublesome person is finally gone, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief..."

With Xiao Shiori around, he had to maintain a dignified and proper older brother image every day, and he couldn't even drink naked, which was really uncomfortable.

Chisa's forehead twitched almost imperceptibly, her face filled with helpless sweat: "Normally, you shouldn't be drinking naked, no matter who's there."

"Really?" Iori abruptly stopped, turning around to stare at Chisa with a look of astonishment, as if she had heard some unbelievable conclusion.

"I thought you were definitely a staunch supporter of the 'all-nude' camp; I've never heard you complain."

Chisa sighed deeply: "That just means I gave up trying to reason with you guys, okay?!"

"What?! There's such a deeper reason? I thought you were used to it."

"The troublesome person has finally gone back... Brother, if you don't want to die, never say that in front of Gengping, or you will definitely die a terrible death."

I don't know if it was because of Iori's influence, or if everyone subconsciously categorized Chisa as one of their own...

When they learned that Chisa did not support drinking naked, everyone who witnessed this scene seemed to be frozen in place, their expressions instantly freezing.

In this Grand Blue community teeming with extraordinary individuals, are there actually normal people like Chisa?

This doesn't meet the diving club's admission requirements at all!

Seeing Iori's utterly shocked expression, Chisa sighed helplessly, "Fortunately, Airai is here to uphold justice for me now."

"You mean the Corpse-Mask Beast?" Iori couldn't help but sigh, her tone slightly teasing. "That guy really should try it himself before complaining."

"What are you talking about!" Chisa frowned slightly and pushed open the door to Grand Blue. "How could Aire, who's shy even in a swimsuit, do something like that..."

Before she could finish speaking, Chisa's voice abruptly stopped, as if something had instantly choked her.

"Oh ho ho——!!!"]

As soon as Chisa pushed open the door, her expression froze. What greeted her eyes was a hellish scroll painting that resembled a group of ferocious demons reveling in a wild party...

[Aile, her face adorned with heavy stage makeup, stood firmly on the shoulders of two muscular, beast-like seniors, reveling wildly!]

[Click——]

Chisa silently took a step back, slammed the door shut behind her, then rubbed her eyes in disbelief before carefully opening it a crack.

"Wuhu—!!"

[But the frenzy inside the room showed no signs of abating. Ai Lai was drinking heavily with Azusa, a beer bottle in hand, her face displaying an unprecedented, almost ferocious, excited smile.]

"..." Chisa closed her eyes in pain and slammed the door shut again.

"No...it's impossible...you must be looking at it wrong. Ai Lai, as the relatively normal comedic character here, wouldn't be this abstract!!"

"Hiss—!! Has this woman finally gone mad? Although I knew this day would come sooner or later, I didn't expect it to come so soon."

Everyone looked at Ailey, who had been completely assimilated, with a deep sense of grief and regret.

Ailey has always been regarded as the last human in PAB. Her existence is like a ray of light in the darkness, representing normalcy and reason.

But unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, just like Iori, she degenerated into a non-human being!

Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

Looking at the hellish scroll before him, Yuuji reached up and touched his chin, cold sweat trickling down his temples.

The next second, Yuuji suddenly became sharply defined, adopting a tough-guy style reminiscent of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, his face serious: "Did you all notice...?"

"Hmm, I noticed that." Almost simultaneously, Akihisa's demeanor shifted, his facial features becoming more angular: "The soundproofing of that door is really good!!"

As he spoke, Akihisa pointed to the door to a new world on the screen, his tone filled with heartfelt admiration.

Inside, a group of evil spirits were having a wild party, and yet there was no sound from outside the door—it was truly amazing.

“Yes, the soundproofing is indeed not good…” Yuuji nodded subconsciously, but suddenly stopped halfway through his sentence, as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water over his head.

Then she whirled around, grabbed Akihisa's shoulders with both hands and shook him violently, her voice rising eight octaves: "Who's talking to you about the soundproofing of the door, you idiot—!!"

Akihisa was so dizzy from the light that he saw stars. After regaining his balance, he got angry and said, "Kisama, then tell me what you noticed!"

"Sigh." Yuuji raised his hand and wearily rubbed his throbbing temples. "I'm really defeated by you. Anyway, what I was going to say was..."

"Uh, what I wanted to say..." Yuuji paused, his eyes suddenly becoming confused, and his brows slowly relaxed.

Wait, what was I just saying?

Is it Ai Lai's outfit? Or is it a rant about this hellish scroll? Or perhaps... that damned door?

After being interrupted by Akihisa, my mind was spinning like I'd been given a beer, and all that remained was that line about how good the soundproofing was, playing on repeat.

After a moment of silence, Yuuji raised his head resignedly, his eyes blankly reading aloud: "Yes, that door is indeed quite soundproof. That's what I wanted to say."

"..."

The lecherous man in a sullen voice: "..."

This guy has given up struggling.

[Chisa, whose brain had been severely impacted, collapsed to the ground, saying in a state of near collapse: "...There's an extremely strong sense of unease..."]

"What nonsense are you spouting?" Iori was utterly speechless. She then flung open the door and slammed it shut behind her.

【Pat-ta——】

Iori rubbed her temples in pain, mimicking Chisa's reaction: "This scene... it's hard to find the words to describe it!"

Although they didn't know what had happened, both of them were quite certain that something terrible must have occurred for Ailey to be in this state.

Let's pretend we didn't see it for now!

Iori and Chisa quickly reached an agreement, but just as they were about to find a place to have coffee and avoid the limelight, the door suddenly opened.

[Aile appeared behind the two, clutching a bottle of liquor tightly in his hand, his face dark: "You two...where do you think you're going?"]

"Hurry up and come in!" Ailey's expression changed instantly, and with a hearty laugh, she pointed behind her: "They're having a blast playing baseball inside."

"Iori, as the pillar of PAB, don't be careless, go for it! After all, judging from the situation, they're probably after you..."

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