Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Aile actually invited Iori to play baseball boxing with a smile? Haha, how could I possibly dream of such a thing?"

Seeing this scene so familiar, everyone's eyes turned somewhat pitiful. "Iori, you're right, it's really hard to find words to describe this sight!"

However, before you make your heroic sacrifice, could you please answer a question?

The coffee you just mentioned... is it flammable?

Chapter 1329 Striptease Baseball Fist or the Water of Life, which would you choose?

Despite their reluctance, Chisa and Iori dared not utter a word of refusal at Ailai's overly enthusiastic invitation.

“Although we still don’t know exactly what happened…” Iori cautiously approached Chisa and muttered softly, “But something just feels off.”

[Eilei's unusual behavior today made even the usually oblivious Iori feel extremely uneasy; there was definitely a trap waiting for him to fall into.]

Chisa shared this feeling, her eyes filled with doubt and worry, guessing, "She must have accidentally drunk some strong liquor to become like this, right?"

Grand Carnival World

"Do not."

Gudako crossed her arms, shook her head vigorously, and said with absolute certainty, "I can say with absolute certainty that you can rule out this possibility..."

Strong liquor?

What a joke!

Don't you even know what your daily "drinks" are?

It's flammable oolong tea that can be lit; it's "563," the life-giving water that can be used as fuel...

In a place where even plain water might be mistaken for a new type of alcoholic beverage, how could "strong liquor" become the reason for Ai Lai to let loose?

"Senior, isn't that a bit too absolute?"

Mashu's tone carried a hint of helpless remark: "Miss Elle's condition just now... she might really have been drunk..."

Before she could finish speaking, Gudako placed both hands heavily on Mashu's shoulders, her eyes sharp: "What do you think flows in the bodies of those guys?"

Mashu was a little stunned by her senior's sudden aura and soul-searching question, and cautiously tried to answer, "Uh... blood, blood?"

"Zero points! Absolutely wrong!" Gudako shook her head in anguish. "It should be alcohol!"

"You can't even answer a question that's supposed to be a free point? Even if you said it was beer, I would still give you two points."

blood?

How could such an ordinary, unremarkable thing exist in the blood vessels?

"..."

Senior, would you like to take a guess?

Why is it called a "blood vessel"?

Seeing her senior's serious expression, Mashu swallowed her words and sighed resignedly, "Do you know why Miss Airai's personality suddenly changed?"

"The reason?" Gudako was taken aback by the question, stroking her chin in a brief moment of thought: "I do have a somewhat immature guess..."

There's a saying that goes: Once she accepts her own weakness, she becomes invincible!

Unleash yourself, walk your own path, Kamen Rider... cough cough.

Therefore, this is very likely the reason why Ailey's personality underwent such a dramatic change in a short period of time.

Because of her, I had an epiphany—!!

Upon hearing this, Mashu silently pushed up her glasses, a sense of helplessness enveloping her once more: "..."

Senior, your guess is indeed quite immature!

Although both Iori and Chisa suspected that Airy might have accidentally drunk some oolong tea, which was why she was behaving so strangely.

But that's not the case—Elle was actually quite lucid at that moment.

[Let's rewind to a short time ago...]

"Is it really true that Iori and Chisa aren't related by blood?" Ai Lai's voice trembled with disbelief, as if she had heard some devastating news.

"yes."】

The uncle's answer was as calm as ever, but at this moment it felt like a boulder crashing into Ai Lai's heart.

The moment she received this affirmative answer, Ai Lai felt as if all her strength had been drained away, and she staggered back half a step: "How could...this be..."

Seeing her so distracted, the two senior colleagues exchanged glances and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why are you so flustered?"

[Eileen, emotionally distraught, cried out her accusation, her voice trembling with sobs: "Because those two people aren't even related by blood!"]

This also means that there are no problems for these two to be together.

"Judging from their previous behavior, they probably even have children by now...!!"

"Wake up, Ai Lai! Your symptoms are worse than if you accidentally drank oolong tea—you're overthinking it!"

"Hahaha... Holy crap, they even have kids! This leap in thinking is something even Sherlock Holmes couldn't keep up with." (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

Even those watching from outside the video were finding it hard to believe Ailey's unrealistic fantasies; this guy's imagination was just too wild...

To go from having no blood relation to "having a child" is like skipping 800 episodes of a TV series!

Lonely Rock World

"The baby... is... pregnant?"

Boqi-chan, who was curled up and crawling in the shadows inside the cardboard box, was greatly shocked. Her already expressive face seemed to turn into a high-speed slideshow.

I really envy these two seniors; they were able to skip so many procedures and directly enter the second half of their lives.

But I am just a complete loser!

His grades aren't good either, and he can't do anything except play the guitar. He'll probably only be able to do ordinary jobs in the future.

Then what……

Social anxiety will definitely cause you to stutter when talking to colleagues, be considered a nuisance by your boss, be ostracized by your colleagues, and eventually be fired in disgrace.

And then... he completely became a shut-in, rotting in his room like a moldy loaf of bread...

In just a few seconds, Boqi-chan had already used her super-fast-running pessimistic brain to imagine the miserable script for the rest of her life.

Immediately afterwards, an incredibly clear image appeared in my mind:

In the dark and cluttered room, the curtains were always drawn tightly, and empty wine bottles and leftover instant noodle containers were scattered on the floor.

The obese man sat numbly in front of the computer, chugging bottle after bottle of cheap beer. The screen was blindingly bright, yet it couldn't illuminate his eyes at all.

The meticulously framed photo of the "Band of Bonds" performance, like a burnt-out leaf, fell from the wall without warning and landed on the dusty floor.

"Waaaaah—!!" After letting out a mournful cry, Pochi-chan's eyes completely lost focus, becoming empty and gray.

"Pochi-chan?" Hearing the noise, Nijika quickly walked towards the cardboard box that had been trembling violently and then suddenly fell silent.

She crouched down, her expression a mixture of worry and helplessness, and reached out to lift the lid of Pochi-chan's makeshift shelter: "What happened..."

Before the words had even finished, and the lid of the box had just been pulled open a crack, a stream of pink liquid suddenly flowed out from the gap.

Suddenly, Pochi Sauce had "melted" into a puddle of pink liquid.

Only the iconic square hair ornament and a few blurred, abstract facial features floated in the liquid, rising and falling slowly with the slight swaying.

Yamada Ryo poked his head out, looked at the melted ice cream on the ground, and said in a sarcastic tone, "Hmm, Poke-chan really turned into sauce."

"Don't make sarcastic remarks, they're really sarcastic!" Hongxia stared at the liquid on the ground, letting out a terrified cry: "Po-Chi-chan!!"

What strange thing did you connect to the conclusion that "you already have a child"?

Just as Airi was crying her eyes out, Kohei stepped forward righteously: "Let me help you find out their true feelings!!"

After all, this was a major event that he couldn't ignore, and so, for some reason, the two instantly formed an alliance.

[Let's rewind to the present...]

"Would you like a bottle of 1.5 Life Water first?" Ai Lai looked at the two with a smile. "Or would you like to play some baseball?"

Although Ailey was smiling, there was no real joy in her eyes, because this was also part of the plan.

She knew very well that neither Iori nor Chisa would easily reveal their true feelings, so...

We need to get these two completely drunk so we can get their true feelings out of them!!

"So that's how it is. The plan to eliminate Iori was quelled by Sa...Kou. What a vicious scheme."

"Well, I can understand if it's beer, but I want to ask... in this club, is the Water of Life sold by the bottle?"

The people from other worlds couldn't help but gasp at the choice between death and life offered by Ai Lai. It was truly terrifying; this kid must not be allowed to live!

Whether you choose the Water of Life or the Striptease Fist, the outcome is the same!

This plan is practically perfect, except for one minor flaw: are you sure you can really get Iori, this non-human, drunk...?

Chapter 1330 Impression Game! Oh no, we've been set up by capital!

"Want to drink and play some rock-paper-scissors with me?" Iori raised an eyebrow. Faced with this rather challenging option from Ai Lai, he didn't immediately refuse.

“I don’t mind, but…”

As Iori spoke, she calmly pulled a towel from her pocket and slowly wiped away the heavy foundation and eyeshadow from Ai Lai's face.