"The premise is that you dare to participate without makeup!"
Looking at Ai Lai, whose forehead was covered in cold sweat and whose face was slightly pale, Chisa said helplessly, "Isn't this basically telling her you're not playing anymore?"
However, Chisa underestimated Ailey's determination. Ailey, without makeup, forced back tears of shame and forced a smile that looked more like a grimace at Iori.
[Forced to smile, she picked up the Water of Life from the table, her voice trembling with tears: "Then... let's begin..."]
"!!!" Ai Lai's reckless action made Iori and Chisa wonder if she had hit her head, and they became even more wary.
"N-N-what?! Even if it means removing the disguise, you still have to complete the plan? Hagilai, do you have to go to such lengths...?"
"Stop now, Ailai! A land deity whose intelligence has regained its dominance is terrifying, just like now: your scheme has been seen through."
Seeing Ai Lai still clinging to hope and unwilling to give up, everyone couldn't bear to look and covered their faces. They actually thought a bottle of the Water of Life could make Iori drunk?
What are you thinking?
Have you forgotten what kind of club this is?
This is like asking Yamcha to challenge Frieza at level 18—purely wishful thinking.
There's absolutely no chance of success, Elle!
The world of spring things
"After watching for so long, I've noticed something." Yukino Yukinoshita looked away from the screen, her pale fingers wearily pressing against the sides of her nose, gently kneading them.
The cool voice carried a hint of helplessness: "The common sense we build up every day is being corrupted right now..."
You're saying common sense is being corrupted???
Upon hearing this, even Hachiman's signature deadpan eyes widened slightly, filled with disbelief and bewilderment: "Is it really that mystical..."
Honestly, he really wants to ask right now, Yukinoshita, are you awake?
While the club that Iori-senpai and the others belong to certainly has a daily routine that is so outrageous that it doesn't quite fit the concept of science, it shouldn't be this mystical.
Common sense has been corrupted? Then are there evil gods in this world?
"Don't you believe me?" Yukinoshita keenly caught the undisguised doubt in Hikigaya's eyes, but she wasn't angry. Instead, she asked seriously.
"When did you start to take their daily drinking of the water of life... for granted, even taking it for granted?"
“This isn’t normal…” Hachiman instinctively wanted to retort, but his words were abruptly cut off as if erased by an invisible eraser, and he stood there stunned.
Yes! The water of life! 96% alcohol by volume!
That thing wasn't designed to be drunk directly!
Anyone with basic common sense and a sense of taste would be horrified and want to stop someone from drinking directly from a bottle, or at least be shocked and think, "Is this person crazy?"
But at this moment...
Hachiman looked at the bottle of extremely potent liquid in Ailey's hand, and found that his first thought was: "Huh? Just this one bottle? Is it enough?"
broken! !
It seems that, without realizing it, I have been completely assimilated by the crazy world on that screen.
"Huh? Water of life... Is there a problem?" Seeing the two suddenly fall silent, Yui Yuigahama looked up blankly.
He glanced at Hachiman, whose face was pale, and Yukino, whose expression was serious: "Isn't this drink quite common?"
"..." Looking at Yuihama's clear and foolish eyes, Hikigaya and Yukino fell silent.
Water of life? A common beverage?
Even the most normal Yuigahama-san thinks this way? This ability to spread negative thoughts is truly terrifying!!
Seeing that the two had become more wary of him, Ai Lai could only gesture to Kohei, "Now it's your turn—my last trump card!!"
Kohei, having received the signal, nodded knowingly, then sat naked beside him and casually asked, "Kitahara, the other day I was playing a bishoujo game at home..."
"And the cutest characters in the game are actually the protagonist's family members. I'd like to hear your opinion on blood relations and romantic feelings."
[Eri, watching from the sidelines, clenched her fists excitedly. Using the game as a pretext to get to the point—that was a brilliant indirect tactic, Kohei!]
"So..." Kohei excitedly placed his hands on Iori's shoulders, his eyes burning with rage: "What do you think of your sister, Shiori?!"
Iori, utterly speechless, said, "She's just my little sister."
[Eile, watching the game, looked like she'd been doused with a bucket of ice water, clutching her head in frustration. "I didn't tell you to ask that, Kohei—!!"]
"Sigh, one of PAB's common sense rules: never team up with Kohei. That guy is a team wipe engine, he just ruins the game for his teammates! Do you understand now?"
"Is the title 'Brother Kohei' something so prestigious to you that you find it so hard to let go of..."
Looking at the two people on the screen, each with their own ulterior motives, everyone sighed helplessly. Your seemingly unbreakable alliance is already a mere formality before it even begins!
Kohei only has eyes for Shiori right now. Forget about getting Iori to talk, he'd be lucky if he didn't get tricked into talking himself.
Seeing that the plan had gone off track again, Ai Lai became so anxious that she jumped up and down, grabbed Kohei's arm and dragged him to a corner, whispering, "Don't you know that Shiori is his own sister?!"
What's there to worry about with your own sister?
In Ai Lai's opinion, the key to the whole matter lies in what Iori truly thinks of Chisa!
Kohei's face darkened upon hearing this, and he frowned as he retorted, "It's precisely because she's my younger sister that their relationship could potentially sour!"
“Impossible, this is something ordinary people simply cannot…” Ai Lai stopped mid-sentence, her voice abruptly halting.
[Ordinary person? ???]
As if on cue, Ai and Kohei simultaneously turned their heads, their gazes fixed on Iori not far away, both filled with scrutiny and doubt.
[A thought simultaneously popped into our minds: Can this guy really be considered an ordinary person?]
After exchanging a glance, Ailey nodded gravely. "Just in case, let's double-check first."
"Their feelings have changed..." Watching the two of them gradually lose their way, the people in other worlds who had younger sisters fell silent, their hearts filled with helplessness.
And the two of you who think of Iori like that aren't exactly any better!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"I know that Iori-senpai is a bit different from ordinary people, but she's not some kind of monster..."
Yuuji covered his face with a helpless expression. He was absolutely certain that this was the worst time Iori-senpai's reputation had ever been damaged. It was all just a stereotype!
It's all because of Iori-senpai's abstract way of doing things, which gives people the impression that anything outrageous could happen to him.
“No, Yuuji!” Akihisa touched his chin, his face extremely solemn: “Kouhei-senpai’s guess is correct.”
"Nani—!!!"
The exclamation instantly shattered the classroom's tranquility. Even the few students who had been dozing off were instantly awakened, their eyes all fixed on Mingjiu.
Does this guy also have a sister with whom he has "changed feelings"?
No, that's not right, it's not the younger sister, it's the older sister...
Almost at the same moment in 343, everyone's mind uncontrollably and clearly conjured up the image of Akihisa's "heavyweight" brother-obsessed older sister.
This is a case of true emotional corruption; she even has a treasured photo album filled with photos of Akihisa bathing at various times, practically incriminating evidence.
Yuji's expression instantly changed from helplessness to grief. He reached out and patted Akihisa's shoulder heavily with a force that was almost compassionate.
"Akihisa, go turn yourself in now, it's not too late...you pervert."
"Why should I be the one to turn myself in?!" Akihisa exclaimed in frustration, "I'm not some kind of monster..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was dragged away for trial by a group of FFF members dressed in their signature black robes and holding torches of justice.
Yuuji shrugged helplessly: "That's why everyone's telling you to turn yourself in."
Seeing that both she and Kohei had met with accidents, Ai Lai had no choice but to place all her hopes on Azusa-senpai.
"Leave everything to me—"
After receiving Ai Lai's distress signal, Senior Azusa, with a mischievous spirit and a penchant for drama, proposed a game.
"Impression Game??"
[The process involves the questioner creating a question, and others pointing out the person who best fits that impression; the minority receives a penalty.]
"It's actually quite simple."
Iori nodded in understanding. It was indeed a very interesting game. It was nice to switch things up once in a while after always playing baseball.
"No, no, no, it's not simple at all! The rule that the minority is punished is very unfriendly to you!!"
"Oh no, Azusa-senpai, that funny person, is on the same team as Airi and Kohei. We've already lost before the game even started."
Seeing Iori unknowingly fall into the trap, everyone looked at him with pity. Brother, you've really been set up by capital this time...
From the referees to the contestants, everyone's an Ailai employee. How do you expect to win a game with this kind of image?
Chapter 1331 Lighters are the only standard for testing fuel!
As the impression game began, Senior Azusa posed the first question: "Who seems to suit blue best?"
"Ready—Go!!!"
"..."
Looking at the fingers pointing at her, Iori was completely bewildered: "Eh, do I look good in blue?"
"Yes, yes, it suits him perfectly..." Everyone nodded in agreement, praising him with utmost seriousness, as if no one in the world was more suited to the color blue.
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