Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Kouhei, next time tell us something that nobody knows. After all, even Belial, the hot fish-headed mom who's in the space prison, knows you're a total otaku."

Seeing Iori completely fooled by her seniors, everyone helplessly put their hands to their foreheads. This is it, the child was already stupid, and now she has been fooled even more.

They have the final say on the referee, the opponents, and even the rules. How do you expect to win?

There is no hope, just wait to die!

Detective Conan World

Watching Iori suffer a series of crushing defeats, Conan couldn't help but swallow 277 times, his glasses reflecting a horrified white light: "Seriously, this is the third cup already..."

Even if Iori-senpai is usually very eccentric and doesn't seem like a normal human being.

After drinking three cups of "water of life" with a purity of 96%, shouldn't he theoretically be out of commission by now?

Human beings have their limits!

Three cups of this amount would be enough for a week in a ward for end-of-life care; it's practically a lethal dose.

“Three cups are not a lethal dose.” Ai Haibara glanced at him with her half-moon eyes upon hearing this, her tone as indifferent as if she were reading an autopsy report.

"To be precise, the moment he took his first sip, they were already on the phone to reserve a bed in the ICU."

A blood alcohol concentration of 96 far exceeds the human body's metabolic capacity; a normal adult would only need 50 ml to experience acute alcohol poisoning.

Coma, respiratory depression, or even death are all possible consequences.

"Besides..." Ai Haibara paused, pointed at the screen, and finally her tone was tinged with an indescribable sense of absurdity.

"Look at him now, does he look like something's wrong?"

"..." Conan and Professor Agasa looked at Iori on the screen, who was still arguing with his seniors about the game rules, and were speechless for a moment.

This guy seems to be a bit too energetic.

"Now you understand, right?" Ai Haibara crossed her arms, completely giving up the struggle: "I told you long ago, the people in that club can't be included in the category of biological humans at all."

To that group of people, vodka might just be a bit spicy water...

Conan's eyelids twitched upon hearing this. What a pungent analogy of spicy boiled water! How should I put it, it's quite apt!

After suffering three consecutive defeats and gulping down a glass of water that would put even medical alcohol to shame, Iori didn't collapse; instead, her fighting spirit was rekindled.

He slammed the cup down on the table, making it rattle, his eyes blazing with fury: "Just what I wanted! Let's begin the next round—!!"

[The so-called "impression game" isn't about comparing facts at all; it's pure first-impression deception... He, Kitahara Iori, finally understood!]

"Anyway, this time I'll just pose a question that has absolutely nothing to do with me and is absolutely safe."

Iori's mind was clearer than ever before. Having grasped the rules of the game, he had the key to victory in his grasp, and there was absolutely no possibility of him losing!

"Impression Game, the next question is..."

However, before he could finish speaking, everyone's arms, as if programmed with precision, pointed precisely at Iori again with perfect unison.

[The arrogant expression on Iori's face froze and shattered instantly, finally twisting into a hideous, exaggerated facial expression, his veins throbbing in his temples: "What the hell are you guys doing?!"]

"I haven't even said the question yet, do you even know what the question is?!"

"Is that so?" Senior Tokita looked at the accomplices around him with an innocent and naive expression.

Senior Shou nodded in agreement with a matter-of-fact expression, then said with some distress, "I'm not really sure either; my hand just moved involuntarily."

Kohei went even further, shamelessly turning the tables and taunting, "You complain after losing; you're even worse than a third-rate person."

[After hearing this, Iori gritted her teeth, her face full of resentment: "Although I'm very unwilling, what you said makes sense."]

"Iori's brain: Successfully connected to the server; the seniors' actions: They directly unplugged the network cable from your server... Now my brain is not enough again."

"Haha, he actually thinks he can outsmart these old foxes?! This optimism should be submitted for UNESCO World Heritage status!"

"Having seen this, I've summarized two rules of the game: 1. Iori loses. 2. If Iori doesn't lose, see rule number one."

Everyone who witnessed this was somewhat amused and exasperated. While others might rely on their brains to play games, Iori was different; he relied entirely on grinding (physically speaking). (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

This game is even darker than Werewolf...

Even Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh!) would have to frown and ask: Who was playing the Dark Game just now?

Emiya Family's Meal World

"No way..." Rin Tohsaka looked at Iori as if he were some rare species: "You actually think this kind of ridiculous reason makes sense??"

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Has this guy's brain been fried by the effects of the three cups of the Water of Life?

Or perhaps he simply wants to drink!

Shirou Emiya, standing beside him, stroked his chin thoughtfully for a moment, his brow furrowing slightly before relaxing: "Hmm..."

"If we understand it according to Iori-senpai's usual thought process, we would be able to bypass it with this reason, which is indeed very much in line with his style."

“What do you mean by ‘very much like his style’?” Cú Chulainn crossed his arms, his speechless tone almost overflowing: “I feel like he’s more like he donated his ears and brain together.”

It's a miracle that they haven't even reacted to being targeted like this.

If it weren't for Iori's fluctuating intelligence, he would have assigned her to the same table as Aqua long ago.

Sakura gave an awkward, sheepish laugh: "..."

She really wanted to complain just now: the referee cheated—

How can you answer a question before it's even been asked?

But when my gaze swept over the group of seniors on the screen who all looked at me with expressions of complete indifference, and then I thought about the serious referee I'd never seen before in this game...

The rant that was on the tip of his tongue was swallowed back down.

Since the referees are all their people, then it's fine.

"If that's how it is, then let's fight to the death!!!" Seeing her seniors' nonchalant attitude, Iori gave up struggling and decided to go all out!

[Thus, under the gradual manipulation of the crowd, Iori became increasingly entangled, the more she lost, the more she wanted to win, and the more she wanted to win, the more she lost.]

Ailai watched as Iori stood on the table, guzzling alcohol, a sly smile creeping onto her lips. She'd finally taken the bait!

[Next, all we have to do is wait for Iori to get completely drunk...]

[And just like that, without realizing it, the table in front of Iori was now filled with empty cups.]

“Hey, Iori,” Ai Lai said, her eyelids twitching as she looked at Iori, who was still wandering around energetically. “Why do you look perfectly fine?”

"That's a great question! We'd love to know too! This resistance is so high, even the demons from the neighboring 'Eastern' magazine would be impressed!"

"There are so many of these cups that we could summon Shenron twice! Have they maxed out their alcohol tolerance skills? This is ridiculously overpowered!"

Staring at the table full of empty cups on the screen, the people from other worlds were speechless with shock. There wasn't even the slightest reaction?!

Brother, this is 96% concentrated "life-giving water," not some 96-degree boiled water. Can't you show some respect...?

Even if it's just 96% pure water, drinking this many cups would cause some kind of reaction!

Chapter 1333 The best way to test "water" is to ignite it!

Gintama World

"Hehe, humans have their limits, so, Shinpachi..."

Looking at the empty cups all over the table, Gintoki's dead fish eyes lost their luster, revealing a look of utter exasperation. He pointed at the screen and said, "This guy isn't human, is he?"

"It's an alien monster, right? It's an ultimate life form from the Absolut race, isn't it?"

Show me some respect, you bastard!

Give me some respect for 96-proof liquor...it's puree!

This stuff, if you just put a little bit on cotton, you could use it as fuel to start a fire!

Please, give someone like me, who drinks two cans of beer and then hugs a lamppost and sings "Doraemon's Song," a break!

"Is this really reasonable? Even the editors at JUMP wouldn't allow this kind of outrageous development!" Gintoki suddenly jumped up from the sofa, grabbing his naturally curly hair and shaking it wildly.

Even if that self-proclaimed strongest white-haired, eye-patch-wearing teacher from next door came, he'd have to keep up with his alcohol metabolism rate by using "no-holds-barred techniques" the whole time!

They might even have to secretly use a reverse liver repair procedure...

He could even film three episodes of the TV program "Walking into Science" on Luoyang Star, and he'd already come up with the titles...

Episode 1: "The Man Who Never Gets Drunk", Episode 2: "Special Physique", Episode 3: "..."

There is no third episode, because the screenwriter ran away with the camera halfway through filming!

This is completely inexplicable by science, not even pseudoscience can explain it, you bastard!

"Calm down, Gintoki!"

Shinpachi, somewhat embarrassed, looked at Gintoki, who was on the verge of exploding with rant, and tried to soothe him: "Iori... he might be that... born with superhuman strength..."

Patta——

Before she could finish speaking, two crisp slaps echoed throughout the Yorozuya. Kagura grabbed Gintoki by the collar and slapped him several times with both hands.

"It's still no use, Shinpachi." Kagura turned her head with a serious expression. "Gin-chan's brain has crashed, aru!"

"Now, use your unparalleled吐槽 (tu cao, a form of witty retort) to think of a solution, Shinpachi—!!"

Shinpachi stared at Gintoki, who was now dazed and foaming at the mouth, in Kagura's arms, and complained in a frantic tone, "What exactly did you expect to achieve with those slaps, Kagura?!"