It was just a crash a moment ago, but those two slaps from you have brought it to a complete shutdown!
“Iori…” Looking at Iori, whose expression remained unchanged, Ai Lai’s voice trembled slightly, “Why do you look perfectly fine?”
"Didn't you notice?" Iori calmly handed the glass of crystal-clear liquid to Ai Lai. "This really is just a glass of ordinary water."
"Eh—!!" Ai Lai's voice instantly rose eight octaves, her face a mixture of disbelief and shock, before she snatched the cup away: "How could this be? I really am..."
To prove her point, she eagerly brought the rim of the cup to her lips.
In that instant, the innocent expression on Iori's face vanished, replaced by an uncontrollable upward curve of her lips, forming an extremely sinister grin.
"Just kidding..." Iori pulled open her collar, revealing a soaked T-shirt underneath and traces of undried alcohol on her skin.
In fact, once he realized something was wrong, he had already started pretending to drink, and most of the alcohol leaked out through the seams of his clothes.
"Damn, I knew it! That's why he was wearing clothes while drinking. It was all a scheme..."
"No, who are you, handsome? As far as I know, Iori shouldn't have such a high IQ."
"Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! This kind of alcohol... it evaporates completely from clothes in an instant if you spill it. That's a brilliant trick."
Looking at Iori's smug face, everyone belatedly realized what had happened...
No wonder this guy knew there was a trap in the drink, yet he calmly accepted it. After all that, it turns out that those who were just watching the show were the ones who were completely fooled!
However, amidst their surprise, everyone inexplicably grasped a seemingly absurd yet somewhat useful piece of knowledge.
In extreme circumstances where you have to ingest high concentrations of alcohol, remember that your clothes are the best filter.
[Ailee's mind went blank for a moment. She looked down incredulously at the glass of "water" in her hand, then took out a lighter, struck a flame, and placed it directly above the rim of the glass.]
【Om—】
A cluster of eerie blue, dangerous flames instantly rose from the rim of the glass, burning fiercely and silently revealing its true identity—high-proof spirits!
Only then did he belatedly realize that he had indeed downed a large mouthful of Ailey with gusto; his eyes instantly glazed over, and a dizzying sensation rushed to his head.
[Then he entered a state of extreme frenzy, lunging directly at Kohei and Chisa, who were watching the scene unfold, and grabbing their necks tightly.]
Seeing Ai Lai's drunken rampage, Iori finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although she didn't know Ai Lai's purpose, she was finally safe.
"As it turns out, all it takes to go from conspiracy films to spy thrillers to disaster movies is a glass of wine and a lighter." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"Rigorous! Too rigorous! Even after Ai Lai had already taken a big gulp, he still insisted on taking out a lighter to conduct experiments and verify the results. Is this the dignity that is ingrained in the bones of a science student?"
Watching the blazing blue flames on the screen, everyone watching the video couldn't help but give a thumbs up, exclaiming—"Truly worthy of the lighter verification method..."
This is absolutely the most effective method they've ever seen for testing whether boiled water is truly water!
The Uncertain World of Apollo
"How strange..." Laitang was puzzled, but his signature poker face remained as steady as a mountain, without the slightest fluctuation.
He stared at the screen, his face still expressionless, and calmly stated, "Why is Miss Elle still a little hot after drinking the wine..."
Without lighting a fire, is it impossible to determine whether it's alcohol or water based solely on taste?
And before she even drank it, how could Miss Ailey not smell that strong, pungent alcohol odor that could practically ignite the air?
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Could it be that……
This is the mysterious "uncertainty principle" of alcohol in urban legends—before a liquid is ignited by a flame, it is always in a quantum superposition state where it is both water and alcohol!
“…” Sitting next to him, Aharen Reina opened her mouth almost imperceptibly, but her expression was like a ripple on a calm lake.
Although no syllables were uttered, Laitang's brain automatically received and decoded this silent message.
Lai Tang accurately "understood" her subtext: "You mean, Miss Ai Lai Ling Liu Ba has already gotten used to..."
Aharen Reina nodded: "..."
Masaka—!!!
In an instant, Lai Tang's thoughts raced like a wild horse, heading in a direction that was both incredibly absurd and strangely plausible.
What Apollen means is—Miss Ailey's true identity is not simple!
She might be a top-tier assassin walking the line between darkness and darkness. The "lighting" wasn't for testing the alcohol, but rather a deeply ingrained professional habit she developed after dealing with her target.
For example, could flames be used to erase all traces of a crime?
At that moment, Laitang suddenly remembered a line he had read in some comic book: the more inconspicuous something is, the more deadly it often is!
That means... that's it!
On the surface, Miss Aile seems lively, cheerful, and even a bit eccentric, but her true identity is actually the top assassin of a mysterious organization...
Thinking of this, Laitang nodded expressionlessly and exclaimed in a calm tone, "I see. As expected of Apollo, your observation is meticulous and your insight far surpasses mine!"
"I can't believe I didn't realize this deeper meaning right away."
It seems I still have a long and arduous road ahead if I want to surpass Apollon in insight and imagination...
After Iori escaped unharmed, Senior Kotobuki kindly explained the whole story behind Ai Lai's change, which was also Ai Lai's earlier purpose.
After saying that, Senior Shou changed the subject, a mischievous smile playing on his lips: "So, what exactly is your opinion of Chisa?"
"Hmm...it doesn't feel like it's easy to express..." Iori scratched her head, looking somewhat troubled.
"To me, Chisa and the Corpse-Making Beast are like friends of similar age."
"So for me, it wasn't really a spark."
"Well, after all that trouble, it's definitely not as good as just asking directly, Senpai. He answers every question..."
"Good news: Iori doesn't have those feelings for Chisa; bad news: she's not interested in you either, Airi!!"
Everyone looked at Ai Lai, who was already drunk and staggering, with a subtle sense of sympathy in their eyes.
In a sense, you're on par with Chisa in Iori's heart (sad).
Be strong, Ai Lai!
Although the landlady has no chance, at least you and Chisa are ranked equally among Iori's "partners," right?
Chapter 1334 Looking at Nana Hana with a lewd eye!
[As for Iori's answer, Kotobuki-senpai wasn't too surprised: "Then... are Azusa and Nanaka different to you?"]
“No, of course they are my partners too.” Iori explained the difference between the two quite seriously upon hearing this.
"However, in my mind, they are like older sisters, so to be honest..."
Iori's expression turned slightly embarrassed, but her tone remained terrifyingly straightforward, blurting out her innermost thoughts without any thought.
"Although both expressions are mine, I always look at Nana-chan with a lecherous eye."
[Click——]
As if by a stroke of perfect fate, the crisp sound of the door latch snapping open rang out.
"I'm back..." Nanaka's gentle voice drifted in as the door opened, but the rest of her greeting caught in her throat.
Iori's crystal-clear and explosive declaration reached her ears word for word.
In an instant, Nanaka's gentle smile froze, her eyes lost their sparkle, and her cheeks flushed crimson.
"Um...that..." Nana froze on the spot for a full two seconds before stammering "797," then turned around like a rusty robot and started walking out clumsily.
"Sorry, Iori... I need to make a phone call to a friend."
Only then did Iori snap out of his daze, completely enveloped by the immense shadow of social death.
[Then, with a thud, she collapsed to her knees in despair, bracing herself with her hands, and let out a heart-wrenching, piercing scream in the direction Nanaka had disappeared: "That's not it—!!!"]
Meanwhile, Azusa-senpai also received a call from Nanaka, and could only sigh helplessly: "Boys in puberty are probably all like this."
"No, no, no, Senior Azusa! Boys in their adolescence might think that way, but they're definitely not as brave as him!"
"Brother, are you not going to live the rest of your life? Why would you say something like that so casually!"
"Quickly use your unparalleled diving skills to think of a solution, this situation is just too embarrassing..."
Looking at the massive social scene before them, everyone watching the video clearly understood one thing: at this moment, Iori lost something more important than any of her previous streaking experiences.
For example—his image and integrity (although he didn't have much left to begin with).
After all, at most Akihisa is just being silly, but you're committing a crime, Iori!!
Azure Sea World
"No—! Let me explain, Nanaka-nee-san..."
With tears welling up in her eyes, Iori stretched out Erkang's hand, watching Nana Hana's figure disappear into the distance, seemingly separated by a pitiful Mariana Trench.
It's over, my life is over!
Iori mechanically turned her head, casting her last glimmer of hope at the silent crowd behind her, who stood as still as stone statues.
His Adam's apple bobbed, his voice dry like sandpaper scraping, his eyes filled with expectation: "If I said... this is all a huge misunderstanding... would you... believe me?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the air instantly became quiet.
Suddenly, Tokita-senpai crossed his arms, frowned in displeasure, and broke the silence with a booming voice: "What nonsense are you talking about, Iori?"
A glimmer of light instantly ignited in Iori's eyes.
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