Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Hey, are these books really useful?" Akihisa, who had been completely oblivious, tilted his head and stared at the strange book titles on the screen, his face full of pure confusion.

"This looks so suspicious... After seeing so much, isn't Elle still the same as Minami...?"

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Just moments before, Minami Shimada was burning with fierce fighting spirit, but in an instant, she turned ashen and stiffened, as if she had become a sculpture filled with resentment.

Seeing this, Yuuji patted Akihisa's shoulder with pity and sighed heavily: "You probably have about ten seconds left. Think about whether you have any last words, or if you have any leftover snacks, and eat them quickly..."

Hideyoshi rubbed his forehead, sighed helplessly, and added, "If you can't finish it, you can pack it up and eat it on the Sanzu River."

After saying that, the two of them retreated quickly and in perfect unison, clearing the area within a five-meter radius of Mingjiu in an instant.

"Huh? What snacks? What bento box?! Yuuji, what are you talking about?! It's going to break! It's going to break! My hand is really going to break—!!"

Before Akihisa could finish speaking, Minami, burning with anger, grabbed his arm and twisted it at a tricky angle.

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Azure Sea World

"Aaaaah, kill me! Anyone will do, just wipe me off this world!"

Seeing the horrific scene on the screen, Ai Lai collapsed to her knees, clutching her head in utter despair.

I can't live anymore!

I really can’t live anymore!

In this city, in this country, no, I should say on this entire earth, I simply cannot survive.

"Haha... well, it's alright, Airai." Seeing this, Senior Azusa could only laugh awkwardly twice, trying to comfort her with pale words.

"This is just a tiny bit of... uh, longing for knowledge... for the unknown, right?"

"Everyone...everyone, more or less, learned in this way..."

“Sister Zi…” Ai Lai seemed to have grasped a lifeline, raising her head with teary eyes, a faint light rekindling in her eyes: “Did you go through the same thing?”

"..." Senior Azusa fell silent instantly, her fingers awkwardly twirling the ends of her hair, stammering incoherently, "Ah... um... well... it's... about the same... um."

(Completely different! I'm on the authentic big R route, I've never experienced this kind of trouble!)

"Don't worry, Corpse Beast." Kohei suddenly revealed an unusually cheerful (and irritating) smile, and gave a thumbs up.

"A poor person is a rare attribute in the world of anime and manga! There is still a lot of market for them."

"It's just a cricket shrine that's dead. You can look at Kitahara; he's still shamelessly alive and kicking..."

"..."

Are you trying to comfort me, or are you subtly mocking me for having a skin as thick as Iori's?

[When Ailai died, the camera suddenly switched back to the diving shop, but the atmosphere was now even more awkward.]

"Very good, now the distance is even greater..." Looking at Nanaka, who was almost sitting at the shop entrance, Iori silently continued wiping the plates.

However, if possible, he still wanted to explain clearly to Nanaka-nee that he didn't mean it that way.

However, there is a problem...

[In reality, he did indeed look at Nanaka with lustful eyes; if he were lying, he would definitely be exposed immediately.]

"So!" Iori's mind made a stunning logical leap in this desperate situation, her eyes flashing with an eerie light.

What he needed to do was make Nanaka-nee say it herself, as if it were a matter of course, even with a hint of helplessness and doting affection.

【Yeah, I know, Iori, there's nothing I can do about how you see me like that~】

Thinking this, Iori slammed her hands on the table, her eyes burning with unparalleled determination: "Nanaka-nee, please listen to me!!"

Nanaka was instantly startled, her face flushed red, and her heart pounded wildly: "Please...please speak."

Iori said with a serious expression, "I'll be blunt, Nana-nee, your body is just too erotic—!"

In an instant, Nanaka not only moved further away, but also put on a coat to protect herself from the already hot weather.

Seeing this, Iori broke out in a cold sweat: "Why? Where did I go wrong?"

"No, brother! Let's not discuss details like which part went wrong—please tell me, from beginning to end, what part did you actually get right?"

"Oh no, this is a new type of monkey-style subtraction method... I might have fallen for it! For a moment just now, I actually thought his logic made sense!"

Looking at Iori on the screen, who was still serious and completely unaware that he had completed an "epic self-destruction," everyone in front of the screen offered him the highest level of respect.

As expected of Kitahara Iori!

He can always deliver the most impactful remarks with the most sincere expression, single-handedly redefining what it means to be a "master of language art".

At this moment, language has lost its power.

Make complaints?

That would be a desecration of such a gifted person.

Now, silence is the only way to show the utmost respect for this perfectly artistic self-destruction—he's doomed!

Chapter 1336 Iori, the Logical Genius! Take off your clothes...

Gintama World

"I'll be blunt, Nanaka's body is very erotic..." Inside the Shinsengumi, Hijikata Toshiro's vision went black upon hearing this, and his hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

No way, you're being way too direct!

Is it appropriate to shout such words in front of the person involved?

Are you even human? Are you really human?

Even those uncivilized gorillas running naked in the street are more reserved than you, you bastard!

Seeing that Iori still didn't realize what was wrong, Hijikata Toshiro couldn't help but put his hand to his forehead and say, "This thought process is even harder to understand than that idiot with curly hair."

This move is like Kidd planning to attack Shanks; he'd definitely get hit by the King of the Rings' addiction, and the cause of death would be too direct!

"Yay ya lei..."

Just as Hijikata was mentally scrolling through his mind with comments, Kondo Isao, standing beside him, crossed his arms and shook his head: "There's just no way to deal with these young people these days~"

"You wouldn't get all worked up over something just because your sister's body is too erotic... I would never do that to Miss Tae!"

"..." In an instant, the Shinsengumi members who had just been complaining about Iori fell into a deathly silence.

No, I should say, any normal person would think that way, Chief!! What you're saying isn't pure love, it's perversion!

After a moment of silence, Sougo's voice rang out without any emotion, and he retorted expressionlessly, "That's just because the boss's figure is a veritable steel cliff."

"The word 'erotic' will never appear in any sentence with her as the subject, Kondo-san."

"No!" Kondo immediately retorted righteously, his eyes burning as if with the flames of pure love, clenching his fists and roaring with imposing force.

"Even if Miss A-Miao is a flat cliff, I will still climb it with unwavering determination!"

"Because there is always—the apex—there!"

Deathly silence prevails over the Shinsengumi tonight.

Everyone seemed to have been rendered speechless by Director Kondo's outrageously absurd declaration, and were completely stunned in place.

The director's words sound a bit inappropriate.

"..." Hijikata Toshiro, who was just furiously criticizing Iori, opened his mouth with a black line on his face, but couldn't utter a single word.

He then silently lit a new cigarette, took a deep drag, and gazed into the distance through the swirling smoke, a sense of inexplicable relief washing over him.

I'm sorry, Iori... it was my fault.

As it turns out, those uncivilized gorillas running naked in the streets are not as reserved as one might imagine.

Looking at Nanaka-nee, who was bundled up in a sweater despite the sweltering heat, Iori finally understood something, even though she didn't know what she had done wrong.

"Very well, my actions just now had the exact opposite effect..."

No, we can't just sit here and wait to die!

[I must turn the tide before Nanaka's impression of me completely solidifies into that I'm a pervert who needs to be called to the police!]

"This time, let me do something more gentlemanly to salvage my image!!"

Thinking of this, Iori's gaze fell on Nanaka's sweater, which looked suffocatingly hot—inspiration struck!

[In this sweltering heat, wearing so much clothing would definitely lead to a cold or heatstroke! This is simply a perfect opportunity to show off your gentlemanly side.]

[Before Nana-chan gets dizzy from the heat, he can gracefully walk up to her and, with the gentlest movements and the most caring tone, take off her extra coat.]

[And whisper, "You'll catch a cold~"]

[Nanaka-neechan will definitely be taken aback at first, but will then be touched by his sudden gentleness and thoughtfulness: "Iori-kun, you're so kind~~"]

[Perfect!! Flawless!!]

[This is simply a brilliant remedy; no one can resist such a powerful yet gentle offensive.]

Thinking this, Iori's lips curled into an uncontrollable smile once again—the law of victory had been determined!!

"No, big brother... what are you planning to do now? Please, please don't do anything foolish again! Sometimes doing nothing is the best remedy..."