"Please, use your smart brain! Why is she wearing a sweater?! It's all because of you!"

"The Genius of Reverse Strategy! This idea is absolutely mind-blowing, even in the realm of abstract thought."

Seeing Iori come up with another brilliant idea, everyone from the other worlds covered their faces in disbelief. Just how bizarre must one's thinking be to believe that this plan could work!

"Gentlemanly behavior" will almost certainly be seen as "perverted behavior" by the other person...

The title of the next scene is already predictable: it's definitely "The Death of Iori"!

Having finalized his plan, Iori decisively headed towards the kitchen, while Nanaka, as he had anticipated, was already drenched in sweat.

The timing is perfect!

Iori's face quickly switched to an impeccable expression of worry, her brows furrowing slightly, her voice soft and gentle: "Are you alright, Nanaka-nee?"

"You look like you're having a hard time..." Iori said, walking towards Nanaka.

Nanaka shuddered at the sound, like a startled animal, instinctively pulling her sweater tighter around herself: "I'm fine, don't worry."

"No, don't force yourself—"

Iori had already positioned herself behind Nanaka, forming a subtle yet slightly oppressive encirclement.

He then reached out, grasped the edge of the thick sweater, and, with what he considered the utmost gentlemanly grace, slowly pulled it down: "Let's take this off."

"!!!"

Nanaka's body froze completely in that instant; all the words stuck in her throat, and her mind went blank.

Shortly after, Azusa-senpai suddenly received a call from Nanaka: "Do you think Iori will take responsibility?"

"It's over. This isn't just a matter of distance anymore; it's a matter of going straight to court. We've successfully escalated this awkward situation into a criminal case."

"Take responsibility? Take responsibility for what? Are you planning to take responsibility for the marriage or for going to jail? This phone call is packed with information!"

Those who witnessed this were both amused and exasperated. This wasn't taking off clothes at all; it was defusing a bomb fuse (and the kind you set yourself)!!

What's most unexpected is that even Nana-chan's thought process was swayed by Iori! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Take responsibility?!" Fujiwara Chika suddenly opened her eyes through her fingers, then quickly covered them again, her fair cheeks now flushed red like ripe tomatoes.

She curled up on the sofa, her voice filled with disbelief, embarrassment, and shock: "Wait... I only looked down to eat a cookie!"

"How did the plot suddenly jump from a pure love story about salvaging one's image to discussing heavy adult topics like responsibility?"

As the renowned (self-proclaimed) love detective of Shuchiin Academy, how could she not sense the romantic process involved?

This was a complete disaster for her detective career!

“Masaka…” Fujiwara Chika’s pupils dilated instantly, a flash of lightning struck her mind, and she thought of a reason that was both outrageous and seemed to perfectly explain everything.

"In the time it took for that phone call just now, Iori-senpai and Nanaka-nee... have already become gods?!"

Otherwise, how do you explain the sudden shift in topic to taking responsibility?

"To become...to become a god..."

Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya, standing to the side, seemed to be struck by the invisible shockwave of this word, and simultaneously swallowed hard.

The two exchanged a glance, and in each other's eyes they saw an unprecedented shock and a hint of barely perceptible awe!

Is this how progress bars are dragged in the adult world?

"No, not yet, Fujiwara-senpai." Ishigami Yu's calm voice poured out like cold water, his tone as composed and certain as ever.

"You think that way entirely because you're looking at things through yellow glasses!"

While Iori-senpai's naturally gentle and kind approach can unexpectedly penetrate the psychological defenses of some girls, it always has a fatal flaw...

The power ceiling of this move could never possibly break through to the level of godhood.

He had never seen a gentle male protagonist who could become a god.

In an instant, the entire student council room fell silent. Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya turned their gazes in perfect unison to Fujiwara Chika, who looked as if she were about to die of shame and indignation.

"Ugh... I'm looking at things through yellow glasses... what shameless things have I been thinking... I'm so sorry!"

Fujiwara Chika covered her burning face and ran out of the student council room crying, leaving only the fading, shameful sobs echoing in the corridor.

Seeing this, Shirogane Miyuki became even more certain of his thoughts, and gasped with lingering fear: "Ishigami, you were right."

That was close; I almost got led astray by Secretary Fujiwara.

"Let me sort out my thoughts..." After the incident of undressing, Iori sat alone at the dining table with a dark expression, eating noodles with a numb demeanor.

"Humans always try to avoid loneliness and isolation; it's a fear inherent in social creatures!"

[At this point, the camera suddenly focused on Nanaka, who was huddled behind the sofa, wearing a thick cotton coat and eating noodles...]

She no longer dared to face Iori directly, and could only hide behind the sofa, humbly eating her noodles, her face filled with shyness and fear.

“Being the only one to be distinguished is clearly loneliness and isolation, the very material that breeds fear, so…”

"What I should convey to Nanaka-nee now is—!!"

Thinking of this, Iori put down her chopsticks and stood up with a determined look on her face: "Nanaka-nee, please remember this."

"I also viewed Azusa-senpai's body with a lewd eye!!"

[Click…]

[Just as Azusa-senpai pushed open the door, she heard Iori's explosive statement. After a moment of stunned silence, a sly smile instantly appeared on her face.]

Chapter 1337 Senior Sister Zi's "team building" invitation is a real pro!!

"Hahaha, help! Look what you've done to this gentle older sister! Even eating noodles feels like a post-apocalyptic survival battle."

"A logical genius! I recommend him for admission to the Philosophy Department of the University of Tokyo! This unique way of thinking—why is he not doing research but going to school? It's a waste of talent..."

Faced with Iori's outrageously illogical and absurd thought process, the onlookers no longer mocked, but were filled with pure awe and shock.

When a person can precisely lead every choice and every word to a deadly outcome, it is enough to prove that their thinking logic has been abstracted to a level that humans simply cannot reach!

It is recommended that it be directly listed as an intangible cultural heritage. Iori's bizarre thought process deserves protective research by all mankind.

The world of spring things

"Being the only one to be distinguished is clearly loneliness and isolation, the stuff that breeds fear..."

"I don't disagree with that statement itself; in fact, I deeply understand it, but—"

Even Hachiman Hikigaya, who has been writing about youthful pain for many years and believes he has seen all kinds of twisted human nature, felt an unprecedented shock and impact at this moment.

"Why... why did we end up with such an outrageous, atmosphere-breaking solution, Iori-senpai?!"

Hachiman seemed to hear the sound of his worldview shattering, and even his signature dead fish eyes widened in disbelief.

Because she was afraid that Nana-chan would feel scared due to differential treatment, she decided to look at all women with an equal and erotic eye.

So that Nana-chan might realize: "Hey, so you also think of Azusa-senpai this way? Great, so I'm not the only one being looked at with such lewd eyes."

And then miraculously, a sense of shared suffering and resonance is achieved from it...

"What is this?! The theory of fairness in the world of perverts?"

Hikigaya grimaced and covered his face with his hands, feeling like his head was about to explode: "I can't take it anymore... let me calm down... this is not how a human thinks anymore."

This sophistry is like a thief who, in order to prove to the first victim that he wasn't targeting him specifically, resolutely steals from every house on the entire street...

This is utterly pointless except for making your crime even more serious! Iori-senpai!!

Yukino Yukinoshita, who had been listening in silence, couldn't help but sigh softly, her clear, cold voice slowly escaping: "So... he's planning to achieve social justice even through perverted behavior?"

Even she had to admire Iori-senpai's astonishingly logical reasoning.

After all, most people wouldn't think of that.

"..." Hachiman, having come to terms with reality, was speechless. Because he was afraid that Nanaka-nee would be isolated, Iori-senpai had to act as an equal, a pervert.

This is really hard to evaluate.

"Eh...Is that so...Hehe." Facing Iori's explosive statement, Azusa-senpai, always one for having fun, laughed heartily without a care.

"That's not how it is!" Iori cried out, gesturing wildly and desperately trying to salvage the situation, on the verge of collapse.

"I just wanted to express that I'm not only like this to Nanaka-nee, I just wanted to put her mind at ease..."

Seeing Iori's frantic, almost soul-stirring expression, Azusa grabbed him by the neck and dragged him to a corner without a word.

"Iori... let's go get a drink."

"Why do we suddenly have to go drinking?" Iori was utterly speechless. He hadn't even resolved Nanaka's issue yet; how could he have time to drink?

[Senior Azusa said matter-of-factly, "When friendships are strained, you should go for a drink, and then..."]

At this point, Azusa-senpai suddenly lowered her voice, leaned closer to Iori mysteriously, and whispered, "Let's get Nanaka drunk together and then have some fun!!"

[Holy crap!!!]

"Wait...wait a minute...Azusa-senpai!! What kind of indecent things are you saying? Is this really something that can be broadcast?"

"Holy crap, this isn't just an advanced course, it's fast-forwarded to the level of a graduation thesis!"

Everyone thought that Iori's lewd comment about the body was the ultimate bombshell, but the onlookers never expected that there was another peerless master hidden here!

Compared to Azusa-senpai's casual yet earth-shattering "team building invitation," Iori's level of sophistication is as innocent as a primary school student!

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