To borrow Ai Lai's words: This is not a beginner village quest at all!
It's something only seasoned veterans do—high-level skills and techniques!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"This...this...could this be...the legendary...team building invitation...?!"
This shocking statement, which was too direct, too provocative, and contained too much information, was undoubtedly a fatal blow to the innocent, quiet pervert!
That powerful impact struck precisely at his tender young heart and overactive imagination.
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"Silent pervert—!!" By the time Mingjiu realized what was happening, his most reliable comrade had already fallen to the ground.
As if struck head-on by a bullet from a Barrett sniper rifle, he leaned back in an extremely heroic yet peaceful posture.
Two streams of bright red blood gushed out like small fountains, quickly pooling into a shocking "bloodstain" on the floor.
The lecherous man's body was still twitching unconsciously, his fingers trembling as he reached for his precious camera, which had fallen not far away, and he uttered his last "words" in a faint, intermittent manner.
"Anyone...anyone will do...quickly...quickly press the shutter...this...epic...scene...cannot...be...missed...uh..."
In a panic, Akihisa rushed to his best friend's side, shaking his shoulders violently and crying out in anguish, "You pervert! Cheer up! Cheer up!"
"Damn it, medic! We need a medic here! Anyone will do, please come and save this warrior who sacrificed himself for art—!!"
Without the firepower support and strategic guidance of this battlefield shadow artist, Yoshii Akihisa could do nothing on this brutal battlefield...
However, at this tragic moment, Akihisa suddenly felt a heat on the tip of his nose, and a familiar warm current slowly flowed down.
He paused for a moment, then reached out and wiped it away. The bright red stain on his fingertip instantly brought him relief.
"So that's how it is... It seems... I've reached my limit too..."
After saying that, he seemed to have let go of all his worries. His body suddenly lost all strength, and with a thud, he peacefully collapsed into a pool of blood.
Senior Zi's invitation to the team-building event was simply too much to handle!
"..."
Hideyoshi, who had silently witnessed the entire tragedy, shook his head helplessly at the two corpses on the ground: "What an idiot, don't you think, Osamu..."
"Aaaaaah... my eyes... my eyes!! Why—!!"
Great, there's another idiot here.
"Is it not okay?" Senior Azusa continued her seductive attack, as if she were promoting some delicious candy: "It'll feel really good~~"
"Absolutely not!!" Iori snapped out of her shock, shaking her head frantically. "Although Nanaka-neechan is very charming, I..."
He took a deep breath, as if using all the sincerity and strength in his life, and declared loudly, "I've always treated her like my own sister! So absolutely not!"
"I see." Upon hearing this answer, Senior Azusa's face instantly broke into a smile of immense satisfaction: "That's a good answer."
Then, she slowly revealed the phone that had been hidden behind her, its screen still lit—on a call: Nanaka…
Meanwhile, on the other end of the phone, Nana was already completely absorbed in being called "older sister," and was grinning foolishly.
"Holy crap—! Is this Azusa-senpai's real purpose? It's all a setup!"
"Good heavens, they actually dared to do this? You know, the target is Iori, who can always self-destruct in the most unexpected places. Isn't the risk just too great!"
After a brief moment of shock, those who witnessed this astonishing reversal felt a wave of fear and instinctively wiped away non-existent cold sweat from their foreheads.
Although Senior Zi's method is effective, it is extremely risky and difficult to execute in actual combat!
Just now, Iori was standing at a crossroads of fate!
If you waver even slightly and nod in agreement, then it's really over (both physical and social aspects)... (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Meanwhile, the scene shifts back to Chisa, where Ai, who had died from the overwhelming "treasure trove of books," has fallen into a deep sleep due to a cold.
Chisa's gaze lingered on Ai Lai's face for a moment, making sure she was truly asleep, before she slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, without making a sound, she moved towards the bookshelf diagonally opposite, not for any other reason than out of curiosity about the books on the top shelf...
Finally reaching the bookshelf, Chisa's gaze locked precisely on "R ~Let's Talk About Breast Enhancement from the Theory~", and with a mix of nervousness and barely suppressed curiosity, she reached out her hand!
"hehe."】
Just as Chisa was about to get her hands on it, Ai Lai suddenly appeared behind her, a knowing yet slightly relieved smile on her face.
Although Chisa blushed and shook her head frantically, Ai Lai still put on an understanding look, her eyes full of boundless tolerance and encouragement.
"Hahaha, silence really does speak louder than words right now! The level of social embarrassment is just like when my mom discovers my browser's incognito mode..."
"No, Chisa? With your talent and combat power, do you really need to study such basic theories?"
Seeing Chisa caught red-handed by Ailai, everyone could only twitch their lips in exasperation. Chisa, are you trying to figure out how to use a match while carrying a rocket launcher?
Please, sister, give Ai Lai a chance to live!
Not only are you more talented than her, but you also have a strong desire to work hard and improve. How can Ai Lai possibly catch up with that?!
Chapter 1338 Women's Party, New Gatekeeper Iori!
[The scene shifts to a few days after Iori's awkward misunderstanding with Nanaka, and the girls from the PAB club are chatting together.]
[Not long after, Ai Lai slumped onto the table, complaining incessantly, "It's always the boys who get to drink so much; it's just so unfair!"]
"So today, let's girls have a blast!!"
Her words immediately resonated with Azusa and the others; organizing a gathering exclusively for their girls' group sounded quite interesting.
Thus, a women's cocktail party specifically for them was quickly planned under Ai Lai's leadership.
After making this decision, the group excitedly carried a dozen ice-cold beers to Chisa's room to celebrate this rare girls' gathering.
This rare moment of peace and quiet prompted Ailey to remark, "This is what a normal cocktail party should be like..."
"No, no, no!! A gathering that only drinks beer doesn't count as a cocktail party at all. Are you guys trying to maintain your health?! Bring out the water of life right now!"
"Hey... wait, can't you guys have any basic common sense? How can you wear clothes to a party held within the PAB club?"
Seeing this overly civilized scene before them, everyone felt heartbroken and sighed, lamenting that even the most essential element—striptease boxing—wasn't included...
There's no risk of alcohol explosion, no flame test of liquid ignition, and certainly no image of muscular men flying around—the purity is simply too low…
There's nothing there, what kind of party is this?
This is at most a woman's afternoon tea time for health and wellness!
And so your school is actually a brewery in disguise, right? You guys better get to class, hey!
[While chatting, Azusa noticed that Chisa's room was rather plain, and even the few cosmetics she had were something Nanaka had insisted on giving her.]
Nanaka smiled and said, "Because if you leave it alone, Chisa won't even bother with makeup."
"If only it were just cosmetics..." Chisa sighed deeply upon hearing this; the problem was that her sister had stuffed some really dangerous things in there.
Seeing Chisa's helpless expression, Ai Lai asked curiously, "Is there anything else?"
Meanwhile, Iori, who was helping out downstairs, also learned from her uncle about the girls' party being held in Chisa's room, but didn't pay much attention to it.
The uncle smiled and took out several bottles of low-alcohol liquor: "So, could you help me take these to them?"
"Oh, okay." Iori didn't think much of it, picked up the bottle and stomped upstairs, pushing open the door: "Chisa, this is what my uncle asked me to bring..."
The voice abruptly stopped.
[In her hand, Chisa was holding up an extremely sexy, barely-there purple lingerie, subconsciously holding it up to her body.]
Time seemed to freeze at that moment. Iori stood frozen in the doorway, her pupils dilated, and the bottle of liquor in her hand nearly slipped from her grasp. The scene was incredibly awkward.
"To this scene, all I can say is that history always repeats itself! Nanaka-nee, what kind of weird stuff did you stuff into Chisa...?"
"It turns out, you must knock before entering! Especially inside Grand Blue, because that really could be the gateway to a new world!"
Seeing the horrific scene before them—Iori's pupils dilating in shock and Chisa on the verge of turning evil—the viewers in front of the screen were instantly filled with sympathy. When it comes to bad luck, you're the one who's really unlucky!
In this situation, you can only choose from the following three options, and perhaps you can save your life.
A. Immediately kneel down and perform the Dogeza!
B. Shout, "I'm blind, I didn't see anything!"
C. Turn around and run wildly, then jump from the second floor, performing a leap of faith!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"If we choose Plan D, there's a fourth possibility..."
Faced with the "prisoner's dilemma," Yu Ishigami, the top analyst of the Shuchiin student council, crossed his hands and rested his chin on them, finding the way to save himself from Iori-senpai's dilemma!
That's right, the path to salvation lies within it—!
At this moment, he no longer seemed like a high school student, but a strategic god forged from countless Galgames and reality!
“Choose Plan D…” Fujiwara Chika’s eyes widened, and she almost dropped her teacup. Her eyes were filled with confusion: “Is there a fourth possibility?”
“My judgment is never wrong.” Ishigami did not answer immediately, but slowly raised his eyes, his voice low and deep: “Although the object and the scene are different now, the core is the same.”
"Do you guys remember what Iori-senpai did when Chisa-senpai caught him watching porn last time?"
Everyone was stunned, their memories suddenly pulled back to when Iori-senpai had opened the door to a new world not long ago—
Faced with that scene that could be described as a social disaster, Iori-senpai's response seemed to be: Chisa, do you want to watch it together?
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