Just as Chisa was trying to escape the mentally ill concentration camp by jumping out of the window, Iori decisively stepped forward and offered a fairly fair solution.
[After all, the selection is for Chisa's fellow travelers, so it's best to let Chisa choose for herself...]
[And so, the selection interviews for the companions officially began!!]
"Seriously... is there really any need for a selection interview with this group of people? The options are all insane!"
"The guy who suggested killing each other, you've wandered onto the wrong set!"
The crew of "Crows Zero" is over there!
Watching the "Ultra Six Brothers" (mutated and abnormal versions) on the screen, who were ready to fight for the Holy Grail, the onlookers from other worlds fell silent.
It was a complex emotion mixed with extreme speechlessness, a little sympathy, and a lot of "what the hell is this?"
That guy who shouted for a decisive battle went too far!
This is a classroom on the campus of Izu University, not some mysterious battlefield like Fuyuki City next door where gas explosions happen all the time and you have to fight to the death!
It's just selecting people to accompany you for tickets, there's no need to make it so hardcore...
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"Ugh……"
Gudako crossed her arms and sighed dramatically, her face filled with heartache, as if she had missed out on hundreds of millions of Saint Quartz.
"Why bother with a selection interview for fellow participants?" Gudako muttered dejectedly, her voice filled with barely concealed regret: "It's too narrow-minded...!"
Given the perfect conditions, it would be much faster to hold a small-scale Holy Grail War and let everyone fight it out in a real battle to determine the winner.
"senior--!!"
Upon hearing this, Mashu couldn't help but facepalm and let out a helpless sigh: "Please don't make it so obvious that you want to see rivers of blood..."
"No! Mashu! You don't understand!" Gudako shook her head, her emotions suddenly becoming incredibly intense: "This isn't just regret! This is heartbreak!"
There happened to be six Masters on the scene who were full of fighting spirit (although they were going in the wrong direction), plus Chisa who perfectly played the role of "the all-powerful wish machine - the Holy Grail".
With seven classes... no, I mean all seven key elements present, this is practically the perfect stage for a remake of the Holy Grail War!
After all, Chisa is both the "root cause" of the dispute and the final "prize," and is also forced to play the role of "referee."
This setting aligns perfectly with the Holy Grail's intended purpose.
Even if a naturally curly-haired silver-haired person came along, they'd still have to honestly say—the resemblance is amazing!
"It's unacceptable not to fight now! To hell with love and peace, this is the time for battle!"
Gudako became more and more excited as she spoke, and finally clenched her fist in high spirits: "You agree, Mashu."
It's like having the perfect conditions to summon Shenron right in front of you; who could resist shouting "Come forth, Shenron!"?
"..." Listening to Gudako's somewhat bizarre and twisted logic, Mashu's expression gradually changed from initial helplessness to numbness.
If you say so, then it is, senior.
Chapter 1343 Mitarai Out! A Ticket-Fighting Battle with All sorts of Tactics!
"Listen carefully, everyone is free to speak, but you only have two minutes to present. That means you have to convince Chisa within two minutes..."
"clear!!"】
After Iori announced the rules, the selection interviews for the companions officially began.
[The first to enter was number one seed Mitarai, whose battle declaration was: "I'll use easy questions that will win a woman's heart to make her say yes!"]
As the only womanizer among the many perverts present, Mitarai was extremely confident in himself.
He then walked up to Chisa, leaned slightly forward in a cool pose, and softly asked, "Kotegawa-san, do you like sweets?"
Chisa hesitated subconsciously for a moment, but out of basic politeness, she replied, "I like it, I guess."
It's a sure thing!!
Mitarai seemed to see a glimmer of hope for victory, secretly delighted, and then unleashed his carefully prepared "trump card."
"Actually, I have a friend who sells crepes at Qingnv."
"They also sell things like taiyaki (fish-shaped cakes) and red bean rice cake soup. If you don't mind, I can take you there."
"Wait... two minutes for the presentation? Isn't that a bit short? Ultraman still has three minutes of screen time on Earth!"
"Wow, the younger generation is truly formidable! He started with a long-lost martial arts technique—'Creating Friends from Nothing,' which is a fragment of the 'Emotional Sword Technique.'"
The onlookers gasped in unison, surprised that someone so young could use this move with such skill; he truly deserved to be called the only "playboy."
This approach to the conversation is perfectly balanced, demonstrating sincerity without being overly aggressive—a textbook example indeed.
"It should be a sure thing—!!" This thought spontaneously popped into everyone's mind.
Of course, the reason this idea came to me was entirely because...
This is the kind of normal invitation a normal person would make!
Among the current group of "humanoids," this is believed to be the closest to "human."
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Damn it, using sweets as bait is so despicable!" Akihisa clenched his fists tightly, gritting his teeth. This was completely against the rules.
Crepes, taiyaki, red bean soup with rice cakes...
Just one bite of these "three calorie gods" is enough to sustain his exercise for an entire day.
In his mind, no one in the world can resist the temptation of calories.
"Wipe the drool off your mouth first, Akihisa," Hideyoshi retorted expressionlessly. "No normal person would use calories as a unit of measurement for survival."
"No, Hideyoshi!" Akihisa suddenly reached out and fiercely wiped away the tears that had involuntarily streamed down his face. "This is no longer about food; it's a trial..."
A raging fire burned in Akihisa's eyes—a thirst for energy… no, a thirst for justice.
Then, like a ghost, he appeared in front of the group of FFF members in the corner, who exuded an ominous aura and were dressed in black robes, waving his arms and beginning a passionate roar.
"Gentlemen! I love sweets! But right now, I love justice even more!"
"Can you really bear this situation?"
"Can you tolerate him using such despicable means to have a date with the lovely Chisa-senpai, feeding each other in the dessert shop at the school festival?"
"..." After a brief silence, the FFF group members, dressed in black robes like cultists, pulled out torches and roared like a volcanic eruption!
"Absolutely unacceptable—!!"
"Wait, Akihisa." Yuuji, who had just regained his sight, crossed his arms and muttered speechlessly, "There's a world barrier between us. Even if you burn yourself out here, what can you do?"
FFF Group: "!!!"
“Heh…” Mingjiu lowered his head and let out a soft, ambiguous laugh: “So you’re planning to give up because you can’t do anything?”
Because what lies ahead is an insurmountable wall of the world?
When did our FFF group's belief in fire and punishment become so cowardly?
"Colonel Akihisa, you..." Upon hearing this, Sugawa Ryo, the regimental commander, trembled, and his eyes, hidden beneath his hood, became slightly moist: "What lies ahead is hell!"
"Hell?" Mingjiu smiled calmly, a smile that held a hint of world-weariness. "So what if it's hell?"
Human dreams never end!
Doesn't the blood in your veins cry out in anger about this?
FFF Group: "!!!"
The thought of Mitarai-senpai and Chisa feeding each other sweets...
The blazing flames reignited in everyone's eyes, even more intensely than before, and morale instantly broke through its limits!
“Very good…” The deep look on Mingjiu’s face instantly faded, and he suddenly revealed an extremely sunny, even radiant, smile.
Then, without hesitation, he pointed at Yuuji, who had just tried to stop him: "Well then, if we need a sacrifice for the expedition, let's kill Yuuji, the traitor who has shaken the morale of the army, and offer him as a sacrifice to the flag."
"Did you hear that, everyone!" Sugawa, the leader of the FFF group, shouted with a serious expression, "Commander Akihisa said that the situation is urgent, so we must kill the traitor Yuuji first!"
"Wait... Huh? What does this have to do with me?! It was your craving for sweets that caused the riot... Waaah!"
Before Yuuji could finish his protest, he was swarmed by a group of ferocious FFF members and quickly tied up like a pretzel, leaving only his unwilling eyes showing.
That guy, KI Sama, he definitely did it on purpose because I criticized him!
"Ah." Looking at Yuuji's miserable appearance, Akihisa felt as if he had been saved: "Thanks to you, my wounded heart has been healed."
“But have you ever thought about this, Akihisa…” Hideyoshi pointed to the FFF group behind him, their morale soaring: “What should we do with them?”
Facing the expectant gazes of the crowd, a bead of cold sweat instantly trickled down Mingjiu's forehead: "If I say now that I was just joking, will they believe me...?"
Hideyoshi was silent for a moment: "You can explain to Yuuji slowly while you're in hell."
Morale was boosted, but the general in charge suddenly refused to continue.
Hehe, it's obvious without even thinking that this will definitely be chopped into minced meat.
Faced with Mitarai's sweet offensive, Chisa suddenly realized the key point: "In that case, why don't you just have your friend give you the tickets directly? Isn't that inconvenient?"
"Eh..." This sudden, precise strike caused Mitarai's entire brain to tremble violently as if struck by lightning, his CPU instantly overloaded.
"What you said makes a lot of sense."
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