Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

However, the harsh reality is that ever since Kohei and his friends ruined their last date...

Forget about free tickets; now they're looking at him like he's unrecyclable hazardous waste.

"Shut up, you damn popcorn!"

"If you have connections, go ask someone for help!"

"Chisa, don't choose this guy!"

[The scumbag's friends and family, their faces contorted in rage, veins throbbing on their foreheads, and eyes bloodshot, offered the most affectionate and warm greetings.]

[At this point, the number one seed, Mitarai, is out!!]

"Hahaha, that's a really insightful question, Chisa! It's so convincing that there's no way to refute it; it's pure, true damage..."

"What an enviable friendship! They're always united when it comes to teaming up and messing with each other."

Everyone was puzzled by Mitarai's unfortunate elimination. His methods and explanations seemed quite normal, so how could he have lost?

Now that even the only normal person (the fake one) has fallen, the real perverts are going to take the stage next!

None of those people were easy to deal with!

[There's no time to mourn Mitarai's defeat; next up is contestant number two—Yamamoto!]

His battle cry was: "I will make her understand by showing her my burning passion!"

Yamamoto confidently combed his flowing hair. He had no intention of playing games; he wanted to settle things like a Western cowboy duel.

"They're actually planning a direct confrontation?" Even Nojima and the others were astonished. "Perhaps it's easier to improve their favorability if they don't resort to tricks!"

Yamamoto leaned forward at a 60-degree angle, slumped onto the table, his eyes fixed on Chisa: "I...I've staked everything on the Blue Maiden Festival, vowing to get a girlfriend!"

"If nothing I say works, then I'll give up, but on the other hand..."

"Please be my girlfriend!!"

[Upon hearing this, Chisa turned around and pulled out an admission ticket from her bag almost without hesitation. This time, she was truly afraid...]

"Uh... in a sense, it's a pure threat, a pure threat. Who can outmaneuver you, bro!"

"At this rate, the ultimate winner won't be the one who didn't say anything, right? There's no need to even compete."

Faced with Yamamoto's explosive and extremely hardcore performance, the onlookers couldn't help but gasp in unison, and even their eyes were filled with inexplicable admiration.

If nothing unexpected happens, this person should have already been "guaranteed" admission; the options given left Chisa with absolutely no choice...

Because of contestant number two's abstract behavior, the pressure is now on contestant number three!

Everyone was already afraid to imagine what killer move the third contestant would pull out—a proposal ring or a will? Two?

Chapter 1344 Contestant No. 3, Kohei, is out! It's really not worth risking your life!

Just as Chisa's brain was overloaded by that overly direct and hardcore approach, she suddenly snapped back to reality, remembering that there was a boyfriend named "Iori" standing beside her as a shield.

[And so, under pressure from several close friends, contestant number two, Yamamoto, was swiftly and predictably eliminated...]

But now, there is no time to mourn Yamamoto's heroic sacrifice! Because the next to shine is contestant number 3—Kohei!!

His battle cry was: "I'm stupid, and I'm also bad with words, so I won't say much!"

"I will express myself through the silhouette of a man!"

Kohei, his face grave and bearing an expression as if he had grasped the very essence of the world, snapped the thick book, "The Negotiation Techniques Prepared for Her," shut behind him.

"What?!" Iori and the others' expressions changed drastically upon hearing this, as if they had heard some unbelievable declaration: "This guy, he's actually going for the tough guy route..."

"No need to say more, no gambler loses every day. If you want to get rich, bet big! I'm going all in on player number 3, Kohei. He's definitely the last hidden ace—the Joker!"

"Negotiation Techniques Prepared for Her... Look at his awareness, and that terrifyingly strong stance, this guy definitely has a chance! '937'"

I'm clumsy and bad with words, so I won't say much.

Kohei's declaration resonated in everyone's hearts at this moment. After some self-analysis, it suddenly gained a philosophical flavor of simplicity.

Although Kohei's level of abstraction is comparable to others, there is no doubt...

In this absurd arena where demons dance and outrageous maneuvers abound, his fighting style, which abandons all words, ironically gave him an opportunity for victory.

There's a saying: Once you accept your own weakness, you become invincible!

Having clearly realized this, Kohei has now become the biggest dark horse emerging from the perverted group.

Even a half-baked tough-guy detective working on the set of Knights was full of confidence: "This guy will win."

How could a mere little girl possibly escape the back of a tough guy?

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"Hiss—!!" Iori's eyes widened suddenly, and she took a step back in disbelief: "That guy, he's actually planning to go for the tough guy route?"

Wait, why would a homebody like him go for a tough guy look? Is he trying to pull off a cute, contrasting image?

To resort to such despicable means, you really know how to do it, Kohei!

But don't think you can win just like that. Kohei, Chisa isn't such a shallow woman...

"Chisa, do you like the tough guy style?" Just then, Ai Lai's voice suddenly came.

Iori instantly held her breath, as if a mute button had been pressed, and her body tilted subtly at a millimeter-level speed, raising her head to eavesdrop on this crucial information with all her might.

"Hmm?" Chisa thought about it seriously for a moment, then said hesitantly, "I wouldn't say I hate it."

boom--

These words struck Iori like a bolt from the blue, hitting him squarely on the head. His face contorted instantly, and he clenched his teeth inwardly.

Damn it, we lost...

"Yosh, we won!!" Meanwhile, Kohei, standing to the side, instantly put on a smug look, his eyes filled with pride as he looked at Iori.

Then, he pulled out a chocolate bar from somewhere, skillfully held it in his mouth, and shoved a glass of "water of life" on the table toward Chisa in what he thought was a very cool pose.

Then, in a low, husky voice deliberately mimicking old-school gangster movies, he slowly spoke: "Your Highness... cheers with your eyes!!"

That's right.

In order to secure future tickets, Kohei plans to take the initiative and start building up his favorability now.

"..."

Chisa stared at the cup on the table that had been pushed halfway over and the life-giving water that had evaporated in the blink of an eye, and fell completely silent.

Looking up at Kōhei, who was still posing, she hesitated, then sighed helplessly.

"Kouhei, that ticket to the future was given to me by Airai, why didn't you just go to Airai directly..."

click-

With a sound of illusion shattering, Kohei and Iori were completely petrified on the spot.

It took their brains a full three seconds to process this simple fact—they'd got the wrong person to flatter!

The next second, two scarlet, wolf-like eyes snapped into Ai Lai, who was tiptoeing away from the crime scene.

Without the slightest hesitation, Kohei and Iori, with astonishing synchronization, slid down to their knees in front of Ailai with a crisp "plop," their movements so fluid as if they had practiced it a hundred times.

"Lord Elle, give me the ticket! I'll do anything! Please, this is my lifelong request!!"

"%——!!"

"..." Aina looked down expressionlessly at the two primitive people at her feet who never wore clothes, sighing silently in her heart.

These two guys, when they get excited, even their human speech becomes so "ape-like"?

[When Kohei walked up to Chisa, he didn't attack head-on like the previous two. Instead, he suddenly made a graceful turn, turning his back to Chisa.]

Perhaps this is what he meant by "letting your back speak for itself"... However, what happened next completely overturned Chisa's understanding.

[Kouhei, who was planning to project a tough-guy image, suddenly took off his clothes amidst everyone's puzzled gazes.]

However, what was revealed wasn't any muscular physique, but rather a huge white paper strip stuck to his lean back!

[In the very center of the note, a 10,000 yen banknote was neatly pasted, next to which was a line of large, pragmatic words written in marker.]

"I can take out two more—Kouhei Imamura!"

"Help! My吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) energy is almost not keeping up with their level of abstraction. Can this competition even filter out human beings?"

"It's so funny... He understands tough guys, but his way of understanding them seems to be different from how humans understand them..."

"What was I even expecting just now... I actually had a sliver of normal expectation for this nerdy guy... What kind of gambler is this... Sigh, whatever, see you on the rooftop!"

Looking at Kohei's "tough guy" back, everyone couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter, unable to lift their backs—what a heavy and cheap realization, Kohei!

So, what exactly did you learn from that carefully prepared reference material, "Negotiation Techniques for Her"?

Money power...?

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The world of spring things

"What a tough guy, Kohei-senpai..." Looking at the 10,000 yen note stuck to his back, Hachiman Hikigaya's dead fish eyes widened, and his gaze became somewhat dazed.

He abandoned those cool, formulaic approaches that he wasn't good at, and instead used the highest level of sincerity that his nerdy brain could comprehend and prepare—money!

In a sense, Kohei's awareness of discarding all illusions and getting straight to the core of the economy is very strong!