The way he did it seemed a bit strange; he didn't even understand how it could be associated with being a tough guy...
"Sigh..." Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help but raise her hand and rub her fair forehead, looking somewhat troubled.
Even someone as calm as her was left feeling mentally exhausted by the series of outlandish and abstract behaviors of her predecessors; common sense was being repeatedly trampled on.
"This interview has turned from a competition of colleagues into a confession contest, and now it's become an exhibition of oddballs, hasn't it?"
No, after Kohei-senpai stirred things up, the nature of the situation changed again.
Yukinoshita even felt that this was a large-scale, offline auction with real-person bidding, and the auction item was Chisa-senpai's travel rights.
"Don't blame him too much." Hachiman sighed softly, his tone carrying a strange sense of agreement.
"This ten thousand yuan bill might be a five-star formal suit that Senior Kohei has treasured for a long time."
"To be willing to take them out and stick them on his back, that's definitely a level of dedication that shows true love. He's even planning to add two more..."
Hakiya knew that in order to get Shiori's sweet "Brother Kohei," this senior had offered a maximum of 30,000 yen.
Now, for this ticket to Qingnv University, he is clearly going all in, risking everything he has.
This 30,000 yen is probably the limit of Kohei-senpai's current wallet capacity, but it is definitely not his limit.
"Forget it." Faced with Bi (7) Ershanling Jiu^Yansiqi Gu's explanation full of otaku logic, Yukinoshita's expression was even more incomprehensible.
"I no longer want to try to understand."
Even if the next person pulls out a prenuptial agreement on the spot, or directly signs a contract of servitude and slams it on the table, she can accept it.
Kohei's shameless behavior naturally drew strong protests from the first two eliminated contestants. Where is the man's back view? He has absolutely no masculinity whatsoever!!
"Shut up, you guys!" Gengping roared back, his face contorted with rage. "All you talk is empty words; how can you possibly attend a voice actor's concert?"
Chisa was speechless: "Isn't it a bit inappropriate to buy it with money..."
After all, these were tickets given to her by Ellie; she simply didn't have the nerve to resell them.
"Then I'll give you my life!!" Kohei panicked and quickly declared his loyalty: "I'm willing to offer my life."
Unfortunately, Chisa wasn't interested in Kohei's life, so Kohei is out!
"Just talking nice words won't get you to go to a voice actor's concert... Uh, you're quite self-aware."
"At this moment, I believe Chisa can understand Iori's usual hardships—it turns out there really isn't a normal person around her."
Seeing Kohei already prepared to risk his life, the people from other worlds were utterly speechless. Dude, risking your life for a mere admission ticket? Seriously, is that really necessary?
What annoyed everyone the most was the increasingly bizarre selection process, which successfully showed them what species diversity (literally) really meant.
It turns out that humans can truly be abstracted into such a diverse and colorful array of forms...
Chapter 1345 is truly a touching story of "close friendship"! Four consecutive losses.
After suffering three consecutive defeats, the next player to step onto the battlefield is the incredibly "ruthless" fourth player—the originator of hide-and-seek in the back mountains, Nojima Gen.
"Ha, a bunch of pathetic losers. Let me show you what a true role model for pursuing women looks like!"
Ignoring the furious, almost spitting-fire stares of the losers behind him, Nojima confidently pushed up his glasses.
[Then, he slightly crouched down and, with an incredibly graceful leap, jumped from the podium onto Chisa's desk, beginning his performance from his elevated position.]
He placed one hand on his chest, while waving the other in the air like an aria, and began to speak in a greasy, almost saccharine tone.
"Ah~~ Kotegawa-san, you're as beautiful as ever today~~"
"The reason I work so hard is simply to prevent those ugly scumbags (emphasis added) from lingering around you, beautiful and charming."
"You are a pitiful Sleeping Beauty. If I were a prince, I could take you away anytime..."
However, just as Nojima was pouring out all the praise he had learned in his life, pieced together from various clichéd romance dramas, without reservation...
Chisa's phone, which was in her bag, rang with a very untimely "ding" sound, indicating a new message.
"Excuse me." Chisa picked up her phone and replied to the text message carefully, the whole process flowing smoothly.
After a moment, she put down her phone, then looked up again as if she had just remembered something: "Um... shall we continue?"
Good grief, you're continuing from 26—?
Everyone stared at Nojima, who had been practically sentenced to death in front of everyone. Their lips twitched, their faces darkening. This was truly killing someone's spirit!
These three seemingly innocuous words completely shattered Nojima's psychological defenses; it would be a miracle if he could continue!
It's not very harmful, but extremely insulting. It's like Garen using Whisper – silent yet devastating!
You can almost hear his heart breaking through the screen.
After experiencing Mitarai's sweet trap, Yamamoto's deadly threat, and Kohei's tough-guy economic strategy, I didn't expect there to be another expert...
This time it's Nojima's retro confession style! This playstyle doesn't rely on economy at all, but it's extremely skill-dependent.
High school girl wasting her everyday life
"Eh... is this the model for pursuing women that Nojima-senpai was talking about?"
Upon seeing this, Tanaka Nozomi, known as the "amphibious idiot," widened his eyes. Instead of showing disgust, his eyes were filled with a sense of amazement and admiration, as if he had discovered a new continent.
"That's amazing...we've learned a very valuable lesson!"
"Huh?!" Upon hearing this, Kikuchi, the otaku standing to the side, was instantly filled with disbelief and astonishment, as if he had heard the most terrifying declaration of the century.
"Are you serious? You idiot!"
She abruptly turned her head, staring at Tanaka with the eyes of someone looking at a prehistoric creature, and pointed at the screen: "What... is there in this that you can learn from? It's a complete disaster!"
If the defeats of the first three predecessors at least showed some signs of effort, and even carried a touch of tragic absurdity...
Then this Nojima-senpai, the king of hide-and-seek in the back mountain, was defeated without any suspense, utterly and completely, a textbook example of what not to do!
Its only function is probably to eliminate an extremely wrong option for those who come after it.
Moreover……
Use your brain, which is filled with Jump manga, to think about it: would any girl in real life actually like such a cheesy confession?
"Greasy? I think it's alright." The idiot Tanaka seemed to still be savoring Nojima's aria, exclaiming, "It sounded pretty good, very dramatic! Like a leading man!"
At this moment, the robot Sagamiya joined the discussion expressionlessly, delivering a fatal blow with her flat voice: "Hmm, something like... the dramatic weight of Romeo and Zhu Bajie, isn't it?"
"Yes, yes, that's right, a robot!" Tanaka, the idiot, shouted excitedly. "Doesn't that sound interesting?"
Kikuchi's brain went blank for a moment: "..."
Good news: Nojima-senpai, your shocking, aria-like confession wasn't entirely useless.
Bad news: It will probably only attract some amphibian idiots.
Although Chisa is now letting Nojima continue his performance, he's already exhausted and has chosen to forfeit.
His disheveled appearance immediately drew mockery from his group of close friends, whose faces were contorted like demons. After all, who told him to start acting so arrogantly?
"Shut up! You bunch of bastards, if it weren't for that damn phone call just now..." Nojima, his face flushed with anger, roared back, only to witness an unbelievable scene.
[Iori calmly put his phone away, then turned back and gave him a bright (wicked) smile.]
"KI Sama—you bastard, you hit me!" Nojima roared, veins throbbing on his forehead, as he grabbed Iori by the collar.
His actions naturally drew criticism from his close friends, who condemned Nojima.
"It's so ugly, Nojima!" (Read super exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"Don't blame everything on Kitahara! This means your aspirations are less than a cell phone's..."
[Iori calmly displayed his chat history with Chisa: "To be honest, you really helped me a lot just now—by Chisa."]
"Ouch. Please, have some humanity, Iori! To stab me in the back at a time like this is too cruel."
"Friendly advice, Iori! You'd better not leave after school. You might have a friendly boxing match full of love and friendship waiting for you."
Seeing this, everyone was both amused and exasperated. It's no wonder you guys get along so well; even perverts attract each other. What a group of like-minded best friends…
We may not share hardships, but we must share joys.
As for where this difficulty came from, don't worry about that!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Oh my, oh my..." Yuuji couldn't help but stroke his chin and sigh, his tone filled with the vicissitudes of life: "What a touching brotherhood that brings tears to my eyes!"
He did suspect that Iori-senpai might do something underhanded, but he never expected that the other party would not even bother to pretend and would directly do it in person.
This arrogant frankness even evoked a strange sense of admiration.
"You agree, don't you, my dearest friend (emphasis) Akihisa..."
“Wuwuwu——!!!”
At the same time, Akihisa, who was bound tightly like a pretzel and had a gag in his mouth, let out a whimper that was incomprehensible but absolutely miserable.
"Oh?" Yuuji seemed to have heard a delightful response, and his face broke into an even brighter smile: "You think so too? Great minds think alike, Akihisa!"
At this moment, Yuuji was sitting entirely on Akihisa's back, his face beaming with a bright smile as warm as a spring breeze and as radiant as the summer sun...
But the throbbing veins on his forehead and his slightly lowered center of gravity silently revealed one fact—he was pressing down with all his might.
"..." Hideyoshi silently looked at Akihisa, who was bound by the FFF group's special methods and had just experienced a "friendly physical exchange" and was now bruised and swollen.
Then he glanced at Yuuji, who was sitting leisurely on Akihisa's back, and said with a hesitant expression, "Um, Yuuji."
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